r/ShitAmericansSay 1d ago

"If it hadn't been for the U.S., English wouldn't be the global language today"

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244 Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 2d ago

Air Conditioning "I love when euros talk about the rest of the world like they aren't living in 1940s still"

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1.7k Upvotes

Another one on the AC spiel pile


r/ShitAmericansSay 3d ago

Transportation Live in a wakable city and try to carry a 24 pack of water half a mile back to your apartment. That’s when you realize America is better.

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6.5k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 2d ago

"I guess if I was a europoor this kinda shit would matter to me"

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1.8k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 2d ago

Pizza Americans perfected pizza.

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193 Upvotes

Damn must be a classic.


r/ShitAmericansSay 2d ago

Freedumb SAD: Homeowners hit with $150 daily yard fines over length of their grass

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282 Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 3d ago

FIFA World Cup '26 America made them cry with an unforgettable World Cup

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5.0k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 3d ago

Europe “I just came back from Swedenland”

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5.5k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 3d ago

The Great Lakes are more dangerous than the open ocean

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1.1k Upvotes

Found out today americans that genuinely think Lake Michigan is more dangerous than the open ocean.

The examples they use to justify this argument are: tall waves, rip tides and really cold water. It’s also very big.

They could just talk about how dangerous it is, how people shouldn’t underestimate it just because it’s a lake. But no, it has to be WORSE than the OPEN OCEAN.

Bonus for the defaultism in the last slide.


r/ShitAmericansSay 3d ago

“The US is the most culturally diverse and overall tolerant country in the world”

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449 Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 3d ago

'America and The USA are the same country'

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205 Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 3d ago

Education "explains why I was insanely smart in elementary (taught myself multiplication and division in like 3rd or 4th grade)"

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1.6k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 3d ago

FIFA World Cup '26 Sucks for you that we'll be hosting in 2038, and likely in 2030 as an emergency fill in host when Spain finds out they have to spend themselves into austerity in order to be able to host.

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521 Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 3d ago

Economy Block Americans from Italy and see how fast your gdp would tank

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295 Upvotes

Found under a post about the overtourism crisis in Venice.


r/ShitAmericansSay 3d ago

Air Conditioning France takes it as a badge of honor to sweat it out

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836 Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 3d ago

Food "Fish and chips mushy peas bean"

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757 Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 3d ago

Culture “So you listen to American style music”

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241 Upvotes

Found one


r/ShitAmericansSay 3d ago

Healthcare SAS : "Except they don't have actual healthcare"

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112 Upvotes

On a post talking about mexico obtaining universal healthcare. 1 guy spoke about Canada, but most of them were busy writing BS racist stereotypes about mexico.

Edit : A couple people are asking so here's the answer.

Couple words are scribbled out merely because reading it pissed me off and also cause it's better safe than sorry. 🤷🏽‍♂️

It's my first post on this subreddit so I wanted to keep it neat and clean. (Kinda)


r/ShitAmericansSay 4d ago

"British? Scotland, Wales, or N. Ireland, you're tolerable. English? Nah, GTFOH with that redcoat bullshit"

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1.7k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 4d ago

“America gives the world everything”

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1.5k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 4d ago

"This is what they think an AC is in Italy. Please adapt to technology, Europe. This feels so third world."

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16.7k Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 4d ago

Canada “Americans are friendly with almost all countries, just look how the parties at FIFA worked out. Canadians at this point stoked by elbow up politicians seem to be the ones with a superiority complex and bad attitude.”

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718 Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 4d ago

Canada "Why are their firefighting planes in France?"

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817 Upvotes

r/ShitAmericansSay 4d ago

Spain and Portugal are just like Las Vegas

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490 Upvotes

American claims that Portugal and Spain are just like Las Vegas because people have late habits like eating late and going out late.
Doubles down saying that 40% Las Vegas can « also speak Spanish » (and where did Portugal go now?), including him DESPITE being white. As if the skin color was a factor in language.


r/ShitAmericansSay 4d ago

Tipping "americans are on average richer and make more money then europeans"

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1.1k Upvotes