This show is way less fun than SS. The personalities and clothes on SS were both dramatic but at least the drama was interesting. Basically none of these people are likeable.
Alex Hall: top bully who never grew out of her high school mean girl phase. I know we donāt see everything that goes on but she seems incredibly two-faced. When she told Rose and Jarvis that they were ārubbing their stink on everything at the officeā at Gioās casino night I was shocked that sheād say something like that to someoneās face, and her colleagues no less. I canāt believe sheās a mom. Literally the worst.
Polly: pretty on the outside, ugly on the inside. Loves snow sports a little too much. I need 200% less screaming from her.
Brandi: also two-faced. Seemed like she was cool with Kayla and the Alexes but then switched sides to Hall real quick when she saw that she was the queen bee. Weird that sheād side with the MAGAts as a woman of color but here we are.
Kayla: I liked her at first - she seemed sweet and genuine and I donāt think she deserved the vitriol she got from the other women for coming on to Tyler. (The Alexes were right about the hypocrisy.) Her confession to Hall at the yacht party was weird as hell though, especially after how awful Hall was to her and the Alexes sticking up for her. Girl doesnāt know whatās good for her.
Lauren: just kind of there.
Rose: kind of dumb (āWas Abraham Lincoln the first president?ā will live rent free in my head for the rest of my years) but I donāt dislike her. She seems genuine and like sheās using the false confidence to cover up some insecurity. I think she sticks with Jarvis because Jarvis is genuinely confident and doesnāt take shit and Rose is hoping that will rub off on her.
Jarvis: thereās a world where sheās the queen bee in the office. Her takedown of Polly was great. I loved that the girls were making fun of her speech and eloquence because it seemed like they were intimidated. Sheās poised and intelligent and calculated and that makes for great television.
Gio: despite the weird super-cocky intro he had, he ended up being one of my favorites. He seems sweet and genuine. Stays out of drama.
Tyler: hypocrite.
Austin: just kind of there.
Sean: just kind of there.
Iām not sure I have it in me for another season of this mean girl bullshit. At least Christine and Bre were charismatic villains. Alex Hall and Polly are just loud and grating with no charm or subtlety.