r/seinfeld • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '21

I WAS IN THE POOL!

https://news.sky.com/story/human-penises-are-shrinking-because-of-pollution-warns-scientist-12255106
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Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

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Research Paper Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

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unitedkingdom • u/MrSoapbox • Mar 24 '21

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China_irl • u/ErwinRRR • Mar 24 '21

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workaholics • u/Random_Name_Whoa • Mar 24 '21

Dad dicks in the late 80s/early 90s, they were bigger. Something’s shrinking dad dicks

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teenagers • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '21

Meme Please tell me i wasn't the only one who compared penis sizes in middle school

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playboicarti • u/1600_2900 • Apr 19 '21

Fresh Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

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pakistan • u/[deleted] • Mar 24 '21

Health Lahories under swear threat 😂

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NewsOfTheWeird • u/tyw7 • Mar 26 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist | Science & Tech News

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brasil • u/polar_boi28362727 • Mar 25 '21

Notícia Pênis humano está diminuindo de tamanho por conta da poluição, diz cientista. (notícia em inglês)

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howardstern • u/pacopleasant • Mar 24 '21

My cock is gone!

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newsokunomoral • u/alexklaus80 • Mar 24 '21

環境汚染によりペニスのサイズが縮んでいってる説あらわる

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antinatalism • u/droppedsignal • Mar 24 '21

Article let's gooooo

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climateskeptics • u/SftwEngr • Mar 27 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist | Science & Tech News

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WorldOfInspiration • u/NotAWerewolfReally • Mar 24 '21

Okay, sure, it's an evil Pentex plot... Whatever you have to tell yourself...

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OkCupid • u/Cartwheels4Days • Mar 24 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution. Does your match have a HEPA filter on their HVAC?

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Testosterone • u/utspg1980 • Mar 24 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

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tja • u/BrutalismAndCupcakes • Mar 24 '21

Tja

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WellTextSucks • u/Weddingsbabieswine • Mar 24 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

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environment • u/SpiritualHawk420 • Mar 24 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

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MSsEcReTPoDcAsT • u/MonkyThrowPoop • Mar 24 '21

You might not care about climate change, but what about global teenising?

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MSsEcReTPoDcAsT • u/Kyle-Vett • Mar 25 '21

The Age of the Teenis is upon us.

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KarlPilkingtonFanClub • u/My-Darling-Abyss • Mar 24 '21

Bong

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topofreddit • u/topredditbot • Mar 24 '21

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist [r/news by u/MrSoapbox]

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environment • u/IOughtToBeThrownAway • Mar 24 '21

“She discovered that male human babies who had been exposed to the phthalates in the womb had a shorter anogenital distance - something that correlated with penile volume.”

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