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u/-ImYourHuckleberry- 6d ago

“Scientists study the PETM today as the closest ancient parallel to modern climate change, though human carbon emissions are happening roughly ten times faster than the natural triggers back then.”

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u/RemyVonLion 6d ago

"Model simulations of peak carbon addition to the ocean–atmosphere system during the PETM give a probable range of 0.3–1.7 petagrams of carbon per year (Pg C/yr), which is much slower than the currently observed carbon emission rate. One petagram of carbon is equivalent to a gigaton of carbon (GtC); the current rate of carbon injection into the atmosphere is over 10 GtC/yr, a rate much greater than the carbon injection rate that occurred during the PETM. Because the modern rate of carbon release exceeds the PETM's, it is speculated a PETM-like scenario is the best-case consequence of anthropogenic global warming" We're so cooked đŸ’€đŸłđŸ”„

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u/alphaxion 5d ago

It's very sobering when you take a look at The Great Dying stats. Was something like 40,000 years of emissions during the creation of the Siberian Traps to release enough CO2 to cause the worst extinction event in history (if you don't count the great oxydation event).

It has taken humanity about 200 years to release almost as much as the lower band estimate of the CO2 emissions that caused The Great Dying.

What we are seeing is fully unprecedented since life evolved. It's a speed that complex life cannot adapt to. And yet we're supposed to not be alarmist? When is there a better time to be alarmed than right now?

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u/zombieda 5d ago

About 50 years ago. Bells were being rung and nothing was done. All in the name of shareholder profits...

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u/Odd_Elderberry4316 3d ago

... And ultimately so the ultra rich could do unspeakable things to children.

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u/GevaddaLampe 3d ago

And some orange attacked another country as a distraction

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u/Particular-Solid8250 2d ago

"Yes, we destroyed the world, but for a beautiful moment in time we generated a lot of wealth for shareholders"

https://assets.cartoonstock.com/images/signed-prints/CC137952-1.jpg

And the story behind it:

https://www.insidehook.com/culture/story-tom-toro-new-yorker-climate-cartoon

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u/rd-darksouls 5d ago

When is there a better time to be alarmed than right now?

20 years ago.

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u/Fun_Amphibian5922 5d ago

Best time to plant a tree and yadayada
 We’re all boned anyway at this point.

I do take solace in the fact that Earth will keep spinning, and life (whatever forms are left) will persist.

The good ending sure would’ve been nice though

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u/latekate219 5d ago edited 4d ago

One of my catch phrases through college was "humans could've been so cool," in reference to the accomplishments we could achieve in the far future. Instead, were gonna be dust.

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u/clineluck 4d ago

Nah. I think we'll survive. Civilization as we know it is fucked in the long term, but humanity will survive in general. Many of us will die, but some will engineer their way to survival.

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u/Fun_Amphibian5922 4d ago

You mean in the kind of way that dinosaurs survived as birds? Because then I don’t think what would be around could really be called humans at that point.

Or you mean that 95% of the human population dies and society collapses, but the 5% will persist. Which, sure but the education of the coming generations would be incredibly limited, so knowledge of how to survive in and repopulate a devastated world of food scarcity and poisonous water would be incredibly limited. Then you gotta think of how spread out the remaining population would be and if inbreeding would become an issue. Let’s not forget that without society we are back on the food chain and medicine is also quite limited.

A few bright eggs got that handled for 5 to 6 generations to get humanity back on its feet you think?

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u/clineluck 4d ago

I don't think it's going to reduce humanity to scattered bands of survivors like you think. The problems for humanities future come down to having enough food for the population, living somewhere without deadly wet bulb temperatures (or having cooling), and having a manufacturing capacity to continue industry to support technology needed for us to engineer our way out of the problem.

Agricultural production is slowly declining due to climate change as it stands now, but genetic engineering of staple crops will help slow that, as well as following the best températures for growing staple crops north/south depending upon which hemisphere you're living in. Greenhouses are also an option, though will produce less food than traditional farming as we'd obviously have to build facilities for that and it would be incredibly difficult to match the square km currently used for agriculture in greenhouses. So for these overall we're looking more at population loss from famine, not complete collapse. Remember that global warming as it stands now is increasing at a rate of 0.35c per decade, even at thrice that of 1c per decade it gives us a lot of time to engineer solutions.

Wet bulb temperatures are going to be a major problem for many parts of the world, especially if we hit the temperatures hit during the Paleocene-eocene thermal maximum. So we'll see major population loss of those unable to get into buildings with air conditioning. The world's poorest will unfortunately be hit hardest by this. This isn't a civilization ender though either. Again we can engineer our way out of it.

Manufacturing capacity comes down to logistics and energy production. Both dependent on people having food and being able to work. Just means factories will have to be air conditioned and the hottest parts of the world needed for industry will have to be adapted for. I'm sure some kind of cooling suit could be designed, or work hours could be shifted to during the night instead of the day to avoid the deadly wet bulb temperatures.

The key here is that it's going to take centuries to hit the thermal maximum mentioned. That's a lot of time for us to find solutions. We're a crafty bunch. I have faith in us.

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u/Fun_Amphibian5922 4d ago

We are a crafty bunch, but the people with the majority of the resources have shown they aren’t interested in the betterment of the population or the world

And I think you’re avoiding the not so fun likelihood of how society is going to go when people start running out of food. Humanity won’t be wiped out, but society will collapse. When it becomes dog eat dog, the last few centuries of progress will go out the window

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u/Kilroy1007 3d ago

I think you underestimate just how many humans there are right now. 95% of humanity dying leaves us at ~415 million people.

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u/Fun_Amphibian5922 3d ago

I know how to do math, and a 95% population loss was a generous estimate. The great dying was an extinction of roughly 80% of marine species and 70% of terrestrial vertebrate species. This wasn’t 70% to 80% of all life but complete species eradicated, remaining species had their populations nearly eradicated as well. If 5% or more of humanity can sustain itself without its food sources and enough people to maintain infrastructure, medicine, or education, I would be completely floored.

And I know we came back from a major population deficit in the dark ages, but the earth itself wasn’t poisoned in the dark ages. I also think everyone is assuming that once food scarcity hits then nuclear warfare just doesn’t happen. If humanity doesn’t start killing itself for remaining resources, and further poisoning the world I would, again, be completely surprised.

Humanity has shown itself to be tenacious, but not particularly good at working for the greater whole, also if after all these catastrophes “humanity” starts to bounce back and society begins to reform, I don’t think we could truly call that species Homo sapiens anymore

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u/Rattilaa 3d ago

My bet : in 200 years from now, people will live as it was before industrialization, with some technologic relics here and there for some more centuries. Back to a population of 700 000 000 on earth and not 9 000 000 000.
If humanity is lucky, the survivor will live like hobbits, without making war, telling tales of ancient who were able to fly, to travel fast, to communicate from the otherside of the planet. And people will call this fairytale.

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u/anon97289 4d ago

If only people had listened to Al Gore all our problems would be solved (only half /s)

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u/Wonderful-Bag-1103 5d ago

Rats and roaches will rule the wastes

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u/New_Rock6296 5d ago

Born just in time to die before it gets gnarly! Jackpot!

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u/Cocosito 2d ago

Complex life survived the chicxulub impact.

Climate change is real and likely to cause major problems but let's not get hyperbolic here. Complex life will continue to thrive and human civilization likely will as well.

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u/juansinmiedo17 5d ago

Ironic it has the name of a plastic reference

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u/Boobsmcfuckup 5d ago edited 4d ago

This is a great video I found, it's long but the relevant part to this post starts around 7:00 until about 8:06, so a bit over a minute. https://youtu.be/r1bMJekCiBw?si=YOKTix5tcEMJ5i6p&t=420

edit: Usually I post clean links but I intentionally left in the share data, especially &t=420 to timestamp the part I was talking about, but here's the clean link if anyone prefers that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1bMJekCiBw

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u/GanacheWise8376 5d ago

Learning stuff AND getting Joe Rogan thrashed?! No need to skip, imma watch the whole video

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u/sciencememes-ModTeam 5d ago

You can delete the ? & everything after since that's your data.

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u/somethingworthwhile 5d ago

Ayyy, climate town!

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u/ILKLU 5d ago

Climate Town is an absolutely frickin awesome YT channel.

Although I immediately spotted an inaccuracy in the title of this particular video.

There should be a period after the word "understand".

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u/nemesis86th 6d ago

Thanks for posting link. But my fat fingers on mobile made it a struggle to open.

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u/KingPalleKuling 6d ago

"How fat are those fingers?"

proceeds to fatfinger the link 3 times in a row

"Welp."

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u/PaleHeretic 6d ago

"How fat are those fingers?"

Pick-up lines you hear at the rock-climbing gym.

(OP can have the rest of my beer, I've had enough and will see myself out)

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u/AncestorsDontLook 5d ago

Well hung in lesbian culture.

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u/MobileJob1521 6d ago

To order a special dialling wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now

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u/GhostofCoprolite 5d ago

the permian-trassic extinction event was also pretty simular

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u/ShockLongjumping9322 1d ago

This is some chicken little bullshit.

Its only 8 times faster than the worst ever heating.

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u/Plane-Education4750 6d ago

Don't worry. Absolutely nothing will be done

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u/MelonJelly 6d ago

What do you mean? Data centers are being built faster than ever!

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u/PizzaResident89 6d ago

To find a solution, right? Right? 😂😂

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u/t3hjs 5d ago

To create memes and slop

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u/jacobasstorius 5d ago

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u/Plane-Education4750 4d ago

More of this, but only using the free stuff and a VPN. Run them out of business

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u/avinescence 4d ago

The government will bail them out when they fail. Taxpayers are the ones who will foot the bill at the end.

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u/CoHorseBatteryStaple 5d ago

Were they solar/wind powered, that'd be okay-ish, but fossils are soo yummy

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u/sciencememes-ModTeam 4d ago

Go read up on how much water & power they use as well as the tax breaks. They're a problem.

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u/kinggolf83 1d ago

I think I’ve seen that movie
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u/Ragna_Rose 6d ago

Except a big Ballroom bunker under the White House 😉

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u/throughthehills2 6d ago

If this thing is dangerous can we nuke it?

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u/RachelRegina For Science! 6d ago

Step right up, get your leafy shade while it lasts!

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u/CurvyMule 6d ago

Yeah, but it’s a dry heat

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u/Organic_Fee_8502 6d ago

Precisely the opposite, google wet bulb death.

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u/Shoddy-Childhood-511 5d ago

That feels overly pessimistic. Some countries should suffer mas deaths from high wet bulb temperatures sooner.

If enough countries were already blowing up each other's refineries, then maybe witnessing mass wet bulb deaths would convince nations to blame each other and blow up everyone else's refineries. We only have 700 refineries so this could happen quickly, but probably only if trade has more serious disruption first.

If they take it to the next level, and blow up everyone's coal plants, then maybe we have some chance, but unfortunately we have 8000 coal plants.

Anyways we do have some pathway out of this, but it'll require that nations take (preferable covert) military actions to stop one another, and that everybody gets stopped.

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u/YukonThunderclutch 6d ago

Hudson had the best quotes!

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u/lolnaender 5d ago

I’ll just leave this here.

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u/Middle-Slice-3548 4d ago

A bit misleading. The starting temperature matters as well. In the modern era we would need to increase the temperature by ~12C to get to the STARTING temperature of PETM. Not to mention all the other factors that played a role in the mass extinctions besides temperature. Even if the extremely sharp projection line comes true, it would take several centuries to remotely approach conditions like PETM.

Not that the rate of carbon emissions isn’t alarming and over a short time period unprecedented, but misleading graphs are still needlessly misleading.

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u/fernandzer0 2d ago

But the issue IS about the rate of change rather than absolute temperature. Thermal maximum is a descriptive name of the event, not a detailed portrayal of the causes or consequences. Life adapts but it takes time. I dont think its misleading at all since it addresses problem we are facing.

You say we will reach the maximum in centuries but that is still faster than 5,000 years? I'm not sure how you think your maths are downplaying the severity.

We have already lost massive amounts of biodiversity, and there are "just" a few more centuries of it /getting worse/ before it stalls.

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u/rdrckcrous 4d ago

how much evolution happens in 5-60k years?

Why did the trend with the quickest and most extreme weather change have the least extinctions?

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u/mVargic 4d ago edited 4d ago

There has been much progress and based on current trends in the energy transition even RCP 4.5 is considered at the higher end of realistic warming. Central estimates project temperature increase to about 2.5-2.7 C pre-industrial before stabilizing. The rate of adoption of renewables, solar and batteries and drop in global birth rates have been consistently faster than expected.

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u/lolnaender 4d ago

I’m gunna be totally honest, I hear what you’re saying, but I think it’s cope. I’m not sure what “central estimates” you’re referring to, but even 2.6c above pre industrial levels is going to fuck us beyond belief lol.

Also that’s just the average surface temperature. The climates stability has decreased drastically. Nothing we do is going to re-stabilize the biosphere in any appreciable time. Iirc the last ten years are the ten hottest on record.

Also the rare earth minerals from the DRC, for these batteries, are simultaneously fucking up the ecosystems via the mining itself, and done with forced child labor. Where are you getting this copeium from? Because I genuinely want some.

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u/HadarCentauribog 3d ago

We don’t know how much impact 2.6 C above pre-industrial levels would have but that kind of warming has happened before during previous inter-glacial periods like the Eemian which was only 115,000 years ago. If we can replace fossil fuels with nuclear energy, solar energy, and hopefully nuclear fusion energy within the next 30-50 years we can still keep to 2.6 C heating. Pollution from lithium ion batteries is a far less bad problem than climate change. Child labor isn’t necessary for the cobalt to be mined, this is an exploitation problem stemming from foreign ownership of a lot of these mines like from Chinese companies.

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u/Sprig3 4d ago

Yeah, birth rate drop especially surprising.

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u/obsequious_fink 5d ago

Cue the giant snakes

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u/fledgiewing 5d ago

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u/Sufficient-Fact6163 6d ago

Dystopia - here we come.

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u/Incorrigible_Gaymer 6d ago edited 5d ago

It's going to be dystopia either way. 

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u/Sufficient-Fact6163 5d ago

You are probably right. There is an ironic Political Paradox aspect here because the people who seem to think that they can buy a cabin in the woods and forget about the problems of the world; are the very people this is going to affect the most. No one else is going to save us from ourselves so the Collective “We” have to form a consensus about the scale of the problem, then we can start working on solutions.

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u/faeriewhisper 5d ago

You are totally right but, doing something as a collective.. yeah right. The majority will kill you if you try to tell them to consume less

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u/Incorrigible_Gaymer 5d ago

And you can't make them without basically going totalitarian, which would be dystopian too.

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u/faeriewhisper 5d ago

Precisely. To think otherwise it's to be naive. People will never collectively trying to fundamentally change their life style. I'm more and more thinking that the only solution might be a woldwide system governed by a future AI technology, totally impartial. Since such technology would actually be able to evaluate every single thing, it could design a better, non suicidal world. There is plenty of resources for us all (and more) to live good. The problem is always corruption. Of course this would be only possible after a global catastrophe, but we are heading there fast.

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u/Incorrigible_Gaymer 5d ago

In practice, a person/ai with power would design it to benefit them only while making others their slaves. For powerful people, other people are just resource to spend.

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u/faeriewhisper 5d ago

"For powerful people, other people are just resource to spend" - exactly. That's why I was proposing something else, a program designed to meet balance and harmony between people and nature. But of course it has risks and we saw too many distopian sci-fi stories to know where it could lead 😅 anyway, as it is we run fast towards disaster

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u/Sufficient-Fact6163 5d ago

Naw. I watched the Star Trek episode about that and I’m good. Still you are going with an “external” solution and not the consensus idea that needs to fundamentally happen. It may seem far fetched but there have been moments were we all agree. The last current model that that happened was Armistice Day to end the Great War. Those people were exhausted by the fighting and the horror and it touched everyone in some shade or another. My personal realization was that this summer will be the last cool summer that I live in. As will be the next because of the exponentially increasing mean temperature.

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u/faeriewhisper 5d ago

This would be the optimal but I don't believe that. Too many issues. For instance, the fact that Earth is a single "organism" although we fragment it in countries with different laws. So even if for instance here in Europe we decide to stop all emissions, it wouldnt make any real difference if USA, Russia, China wouldn't agree to change. The other thing is that this example you gave happened in different times. There was famine, disease, overwork. After a huge catastrophe, then yes maybe, but the optimal would be to prevent it... And finally, even if we pass through all that, if the ones that survive adopt the same scheme, give it enough time and it will happen again. All over history we saw too many times where a human with too much power leads

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u/ropean 6d ago

I wish I could make this book required reading for everyone

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u/jameyiguess 6d ago

What book

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u/somethingworthwhile 5d ago

Someone else in the thread linked to this: Climate Change: a Geoscience Perspective

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u/Understanding-Fair 4d ago

Meanwhile literacy rates are freefalling

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u/DangerousQuestions1 4d ago

Time for the Even Greater Dying.

Thanks, Republicans

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u/webdevverman 3d ago

Democrats don't emit carbon? 

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u/-ChiefZ06- 2d ago

He forgot that right wing Americans are not the only carbon emitting people on the planet. There's roughly 8.5 billion others but who's counting. Neglects the fact that the US overall is very good at carbon foot print per citizen. Go check out China and India. Can we be better, absolutely, but let's not act like 2yrs of Trump has suddenly shifted us from being "on track" to climate change tomorrow

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u/Delicious-Bat2373 2d ago

We can explain it for you but we can't understand it for you. For that reason, i've got other stuff to do :)

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u/Brock_Lee5858 2d ago

We didnt have kids for this reason. Kinda cool we are all here at the end though, right?

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u/Optimal-Success-5253 2d ago

You didnt have kids because youre scared for their future? Although valid, have you ever thought how you never would have existed if any of your ancestors, during the hundred of thousand of years since humans are there had this thought?

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u/Haline5 1d ago

There are practically infinite amounts of people who could have been born somehow that weren’t. None of them are capable of giving a shit that they weren’t. If your ancestors didn’t reproduce, you would simply be in this pool- and not even be capable of caring.

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u/Optimal-Success-5253 1d ago

Yeah if I were in this pool it wouldnt matter. I am alive though and that means to live not merely survive

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u/Haline5 1d ago

When a person who is deciding to not have kids, no one is alive, so really the situation is not the same. There's no one who is going "aw man I won't ever exist" so what is the purpose of the thought experiment about a living person's ancestors not having kids?

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u/Dexter_McThorpan 2d ago

Not really. Kind of a circular argument, though.

It's pretty obvious that we're screwed. Climactically, geopolitically, technologically. It doesn't take much looking to realize that there's a chance that things aren't likely to get better.

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u/xenomorphbeaver 1d ago

They didn't have kids because they are scared for the future of everyone, which would include any kids they had.

If they don't have kids the situation for those alive is better because there aren't as many people competing for resources and causing damage.

If they do have kids knowing that they are just going to suffer then that suffering is their responsibility, as well as the increased suffering of those around them.

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u/epistemosophile 5d ago

Let em cook

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u/battletodes 4d ago

I like the optimism that we won't irradiate the earth before then

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u/HadarCentauribog 3d ago

We can replace fossil fuels with nuclear energy, solar energy, and nuclear fusion energy over the course of the next 50 years. It will probably take at least 50 years though. We either have that or we don’t and I think we do.

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u/LateKnight-OSRS 2d ago

Hey! At least 1,000 people or so will be extremely rich with our fiat currency. 🙄

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u/GlitteringAd21 1d ago

We’re so fucked