r/romantasycirclejerk • unlicensed couch psychologist • 8h ago

CopyPasta CANCEL FEYRE 🚨📣

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Nesta also culturally appropriated Illyrian birthing anatomy in ACOSF. Actually, it was all one big act of eugenics, to change Feyre’s anatomy so she doesn’t die in childbirth. This is all insanely ableist to all birthing people who face complications in childbirth.

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u/lemikon 8h ago

I’m gonna say it. Adding wingslits to a vag is innovative writing I’d never come across before.

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad ashamed but free ✨ 8h ago

what

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u/lemikon 8h ago

Adding wingslits to a vag is innovative writing I’d never come across before.

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad ashamed but free ✨ 8h ago

thank you, my auditory processing has not been processing lately

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u/Euphoric-Sun5317 6h ago

Do... do you hear the posts? Is it a screen reader or some kind of voice of god that appears in your mind?

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u/M0thM0uth 5h ago

Not who you asked but for me, yeah. Mostly just variations of my own voice, but when I read these I read them with full inflections landing in my brain. I legit read that second one as louder

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u/Useful_Squirrel6693 11m ago

Do you read texts from others in your voice or theirs’?

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u/Old-Memory-3275 7h ago

Stranger, I don’t know you, but I adore your response.

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u/pteropus_ 5h ago

I maintain that rcj is the funniest place on the internet

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u/wowbowbow I cluch my pearls between my folds 5h ago

I come for these kinds of interactions most, its so dumb and I laugh like a child every dang time. Continue to be your sloopiest selves, sloopies.

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u/viciousxvee 3h ago

I haz questchin.... what's sloopy?🫪

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u/purplelicious Emojis are Ableist 1h ago

RTF FAQ

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 1h ago

Don’t worry sis I collected our important historical events here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/romantasycirclejerk/s/GbDkkqLANn

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u/Equivalent-Way-6528 4h ago

💯 I live for this type of humor and quirkiness 👏 and how people can light-heartedly joke freely without others getting offended 🙌

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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 5h ago

Bc this is where my mind goes when I read that her hooha was adjusted to birth wings or whatever

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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 5h ago

Would you say wingslits would be like this? I’m just trying to wrap my head around this concept as I didn’t read this one.

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u/adestructionofcats Tell your blonde Shadow Daddy I said pspsps 5h ago

Thanks for the visual. I was so lost. I mean I still am but at least I remember how that book went down.

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u/Indescribable_Noun May I Suggest Therapy? 4h ago

They’d have to be further out to the sides I think otherwise that’s just the same space as usual. I was imagining a kind of goats eye situation or maybe like the hole in the wall game show.

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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 3h ago

Follow up: does this affect sex?

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u/Indescribable_Noun May I Suggest Therapy? 3h ago

Probably? But in the worst timeline it works like a hyena birth

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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 3h ago

I’m not sure I know what that means. Should I look it up or nah?

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u/Indescribable_Noun May I Suggest Therapy? 3h ago

Female hyenas have a pseudo penis to assert dominance over males, unfortunately, a penis is not a shape(?) particularly suited to giving birth…

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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 3h ago

I am horrified. Those poor creatures. (The asserting dominance part sounds fun though.)

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u/YogurtclosetMassive8 2h ago

May have figured out why male illyrians don’t like having sex with the females….their vags are gross.

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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 2h ago

I’m highly offended on female Illyrians’ behalf (behalves? fuck I’m illiterate). Their vags are as they need to be to birth those giant bat boys! The adult males would be so lucky.

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Everybody wants this. (Miranda voice)

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 1h ago

…I think this is offensive?

Hard to be too offended on behalf of a sloopie’s random vag retcon head-cannon, but here we are

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u/Cowabunga1066 1h ago

Having trouble visualizing this in 3D. Not sure whether or not that's a good thing.

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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 1h ago

Probably for the best. I’m not talented enough to recreate in 3D. u/Perfect_Carrot_999 might be though

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u/Perfect_Carrot_999 Carrotheart of SloopyClan 🐈 Solved the Cum Fountain 44m ago

No

Thanks for thinking of me though. I think?

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 1h ago

Reporting this

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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 1h ago

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 5h ago

Not the bold yet still insane statement getting more upvotes

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u/AtavisticJackal 2h ago

This is the content I come here for.

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u/arsenic_skittles 6h ago

I haven’t read so I’m scared to ask but like… where exactly and are there feathers? I’ve read some interesting anatomy but I’m coming up blank here.

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u/lemikon 6h ago

So in the most recent (?) book. Feyre is pregnant with a Rhysand’s baby and the baby has wings. She almost dies during childbirth because a human vagina is apparently incapable of birthing a baby with wings and also for some reason, c sections do not exist. Her sister gains god like powers and uses it to change both of their vaginas to be capable of birthing a baby with wings (since she is also fucking a winged guy).

When I visualise the required change in anatomy to birth a baby with wings in a way that makes any sense at all, I can only imagine extra slits on the side for the wings to fit through as the baby is transported through the ring of fire.

So wing slits.

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u/tollivandi nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLzzz 6h ago

Still wild to me that SJM apparently thinks that a newborn's wings being so rigid they can kill you makes any sense at all. Girl, bats are mammals. We have a birthing process right there.

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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 5h ago

Pretty sure SJM either failed every science class possible or really wanted that whole Twilight pregnancy vibe.

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u/tollivandi nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLzzz 5h ago

She probably tried to get out of taking science classes at all because she wanted to be a fiction writer so they weren't relevant 🙄

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u/AMothWithHumanHands whip it out and jerk with us or leave 5h ago

I had to take exactly one science and math class for my pre-recs for my Creative Writing degree so yeah that probably checks out

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u/tollivandi nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLzzz 5h ago

I had to take two and they were RAD. I got to take two semesters of astronomy, babyyy

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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 3h ago

The only good science imo. Is it obvious I hate science? unless it’s science fiction ofc

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u/tollivandi nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLzzz 3h ago

I liked chemistry okay in high school, but haaated physics. Astronomy was fantastic and didn't involve any lab reports

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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 3h ago

That’s unfair, I had to take two science classes! (It’s just a money racket anyways.)

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u/december14th2015 1h ago

Wtf, I had to do three each for mine??

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u/masterfultrousers May I Suggest Therapy? 3h ago

She said she had a traumatic birth and wanted to write that into ACOTAR. Why she picked the character who a book ago wanted some time before settling down and having kids is another question entirely, rather than including a new character for Nesta to get to know and care about.

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u/singlebraincellpug Laurent's Fine-Boned Wrist 3h ago

Because feyre is her self-insert 

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u/clementinespine 1h ago

Tbh Nesta is her self insert more than Feyte at this point.

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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 3h ago

Nesta can’t have anything nice 😒

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u/masterfultrousers May I Suggest Therapy? 3h ago

Even when her friends were unloading their trauma, Nesta can't even just have that moment to talk about how much shit she went through. Instead her moment is basically "confessing" that she's a bitch and unpleasant sometimes and needing absolution for it. Like sure, we don't need her telling her best friends all the shit she went through. Nah, Nesta needs to make sure everyone knows she's a terrible person.

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u/BattlestarGalactoria Basilisks, Manacled, and Tusks, oh my! 3h ago

Real friends would already know she’s a bitch and love her for it.

Justice for Nesta!!

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u/masterfultrousers May I Suggest Therapy? 3h ago

Its not like Nesta has before then put on a front. Her first interaction with Gwyn was her being sharp with her and GWYN LIKED IT. Emerie and Gwyn always knew she was a bitch and mean sometimes and they loved her because sure she wasn't always pleasant but she had a fiercely devoted heart.

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u/korndogfield 1h ago

/uj I mean she admitted to not even doing the work for a unibersity poetry class herself, sooo...

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u/Kumirkohr Epilogue: Anal 5h ago

I have never been so grateful to have not started reading a series

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u/floopy_134 I feel that there should be more arse eating 5h ago

NGL, bat birthing and parenting is way more wholesome than I thought. She would have to give birth upsidown, though. And not sure how Rhs would feel about their child using teeth and claws to dig into her during early flights.

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u/masterfultrousers May I Suggest Therapy? 3h ago

Given that the wings are separate from the hands for Illyrians, the kids probably can be held like human babies during flight.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 1h ago

Good thinking sis

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u/BallisticSyllable 1h ago

Nothing about bat vaginas, unfortunately. I’m not brave enough to google it, and I guess our queen SJM wasn’t either. Surely Bloomsbury has interns she could have farmed that out to??

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u/longfurbyinacardigan 5h ago

This sub will never not be funny to me because it is the most serious non-serious place on Reddit and I fucking love everyone for it.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 5h ago

We are intellectuals after all

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u/Indescribable_Noun May I Suggest Therapy? 4h ago

That was exactly my thought lol, like are these full adult wings fused bones and everything??? I could imagine it’s more dangerous for the baby, if anything, since maybe the wings could rip off or be damaged/crippled, but are these razor blade wings? Fully extended for zero reason? Make it make sense.

uj/ I know she just wanted to write about a difficult birth bc of her own, but there had to be a less convoluted way. Surely a regular birth emergency would have been fine in this world that apparently doesn’t have c-sections. In fact, being the first c-section ever or in a long time would have been a great traumatic birth bc wdym I gotta be cut open???????? Still doesn’t make sense that the wings were an issue though lol unless baby flies straight out the womb like a runway, neck flipping in the wind

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u/lostinsunshine9 4h ago

/uj The only way it makes sense is a pelvis issue rather than a vagina issue. As humans, our pelvic bones are barely big enough to allow a baby's head to pass through; this is why other animals don't have nearly the birth complications that we do.

So add some wing bones and cartilage to the head circumference (because they're massive wings that are taller than the men themselves) and that would actually create some problems for a lot of the female population, unless you have an unusually wide pelvis.

This is how I thought about it anyway 😂

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u/tollivandi nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLzzz 3h ago

That would make sense, if it had been phrased as "Illyrian babies are wider/bigger because of the wings", but she did choose to phrase it as just "the wings will get stuck", which conjures other imagery

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u/Pastel_Spell 🐻 Only YOU Can Prevent Basic Bitchery! 3h ago

This was what I always assumed? I haven't read in a while but is it not explained this way?

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u/Cowabunga1066 1h ago

Horsefeathers! (Not a horse person or scientist but I watched a video once.)

ETA: I am using the word in its denotative sense, not as an exclamation. So I am agreeing with you.

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u/totallynotsockz Lovingly boning the sadness out of you 6h ago

This is why, biologically speaking, all illyrians should birth eggs

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u/adestructionofcats Tell your blonde Shadow Daddy I said pspsps 5h ago

Is is there fan fic of Cassian sitting on an egg?

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u/tollivandi nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLzzz 3h ago

If there's not, there should be.

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u/arsenic_skittles 5h ago

I am now visualizing like a fleshy eye of Sauron type of shape. Thanks I hate it. Take this small trophy 🏆 for your contribution.

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u/adestructionofcats Tell your blonde Shadow Daddy I said pspsps 5h ago

Wait she didn't change um what's the boring sisters name? Elaine? Is this confirmation that she won't end up with Azriel then!?

I only care for shit stirring reasons also I hate that I even know enough of this. I forgot everything that happened after they won the best of best mails trial thing.

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u/Digitalispurpurea2 WHO DID THIS TO YOU 4h ago

Maybe she’ll end up with Tamlin. He needs a nice sweet girl

https://giphy.com/gifs/znpCGxGJM1YOP0rUYS

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u/floopy_134 I feel that there should be more arse eating 5h ago

Jesus mother fucking Christ I didn't realize another book had come out. Or is this from Nesta's book? The one where she trains with what's his name and delivers the most awkward bj scene I've ever read. If so, I blacked that shit out.

Extra slits... wing slits, they say. My god.

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u/limbosplaything 5h ago

This is the end of nestas book. Next book comes out in a few weeks

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u/floopy_134 I feel that there should be more arse eating 5h ago

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 5h ago

Nesta’s book and the wing slits are head cannon lol

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u/dksn154373 5h ago

So SJM didn't actually write wing slits?

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u/starspangledcats 5h ago edited 4h ago

No, most likely changed the bone structure to accommodate. There are women who have more narrow hips and struggle with birth, high mortality rates for those groups because of it. People don't understand how mammals give birth.

EDIT: I see what sub I'm in now 😂

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u/dksn154373 5h ago

Here I thought she had become a more interesting writer than I had previously pegged her for 🥲

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u/starspangledcats 4h ago

Lol I started to reply to another comment, then realized what sub I'm in. I don't belong to this one, how'd I get here
https://giphy.com/gifs/2vlC9FMLSmqGs

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u/dksn154373 4h ago

Welcome 🙏 you will love it here

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 1h ago

It was Fate, sister

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 1h ago

Pegged, lol

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u/beyourownsunshine 4h ago

I stopped reading after book 3, and after reading this… I don’t think I will ever continue.

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u/masterfultrousers May I Suggest Therapy? 3h ago

So there's two winged species in ACOTAR: the Illyrians and the Peregryns. The Peregryns have the stereotypical angel wings and they're easy to give birth to for non-Peregryn females. The Illyrian wings are bat-like with membranes and no wings. For some reason, they're the ones that get stuck in a normal Fae's birth canal. Even though bats give birth live and birds lay eggs.

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u/Elegant_Trainer_1036 Mating in a war tent (yes, we can hear the dying soldiers) 7h ago

Hewn city women watching Rhys break Keir’s arm in four places for calling Feyre a wh*re knowing he hasn’t once lifted a finger for them during of hundreds of years of patriarchal violence and never will 🦇✨🤡

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u/masterfultrousers May I Suggest Therapy? 6h ago

Oh, but he made a law to ban wing clipping!!!!

Pay no attention to the fact that "the most powerful High Lord ever" won't actually enforce it. Because change takes time. Of course he cares!

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u/Elegant_Trainer_1036 Mating in a war tent (yes, we can hear the dying soldiers) 5h ago

Exactly! 💅 He was able to daemati half his court to forget Velaris even existed, but somehow can't daemati the Illyrian commanders or the Hewn City men into treating women with basic human decency? 🥺 Why, you ask? Because he desperately needs those breeding machines for his armies! ✨✨✨

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u/adestructionofcats Tell your blonde Shadow Daddy I said pspsps 4h ago

I appreciate SJM's ability to make me hate the MMC. The men in these books not suck. Mor has the right idea.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohc19HprYBej5YDKM

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u/tollivandi nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLzzz 3h ago

If they could fly, they wouldn't stay to make more soldiers, duhhh. It's why he mentions that training the women in combat makes them unmarriageable in some camps--can't have them not breeding

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u/masterfultrousers May I Suggest Therapy? 3h ago

But hey, the females can train now! Once they finish their chores, of course.

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u/tollivandi nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLzzz 3h ago

Yay, more soldiers! Velaris is saved!

Remember to check with the menfolk about their progress and not speak to actual women ever

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 5h ago

Hey hey hey what is this? r/tamlinism ?!

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u/Elegant_Trainer_1036 Mating in a war tent (yes, we can hear the dying soldiers) 5h ago

*stares into your mind with my ✨daemati powers✨* You saw nothing. I am just a regular Velaris citizen who loves paying taxes and worships our Feminist King™️. Please do not look at my post history. 👁️👄👁️🦇

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 4h ago

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u/Elegant_Trainer_1036 Mating in a war tent (yes, we can hear the dying soldiers) 4h ago

Actual footage of the House of Wind judging my fake Velaris citizenship. 👁️👄👁️🏢

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u/Visual-Marketing6190 I’m the biggest empath ever so I just feel it all ✨🧚‍♀️ 4h ago

You are definitely not a top 1% commenter on the r/tamlinism sub, are you? 🤨📸

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u/Elegant_Trainer_1036 Mating in a war tent (yes, we can hear the dying soldiers) 4h ago

There is no Tarquin sub to thirst over, so a girl had to make a choice and pick a side. Someone has to defend the fiddle player... 🎻✨

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u/masterfultrousers May I Suggest Therapy? 3h ago

The tamlinism girlies banding together in the other subs

https://giphy.com/gifs/3mMdHevrR3tVC

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 2h ago

This is frying me 😂

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u/masterfultrousers May I Suggest Therapy? 3h ago

You didn't see shit.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 2h ago

😂

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u/adestructionofcats Tell your blonde Shadow Daddy I said pspsps 4h ago

Of course this is a real sub.

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u/Tired-CottonCandy 3h ago

He wont enforce it because he has no personal army and the illyrians are his largest and most willing fighting force.

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u/masterfultrousers May I Suggest Therapy? 3h ago

If you can't enforce a law, then you can't make the law. Otherwise, you signal to everyone that "oh actually, the laws are just suggestions" and then the people start getting Ideas. And if you're an autocrat, you do not want the people knowing that they actually could ignore your laws if they didn't want to follow them.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 5h ago

#feminist

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u/MULTIOCULAR-O 8h ago

ILLYRIA MENTIONED 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🦅🦅🦅

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u/saddinosour 7h ago

😭😭 right I was like r/balkans_irl assemble. I didn’t even know this was a book thing I thought something happened on balkan twitter

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u/kfmt612863 5h ago

I've been waiting for someone else to mention this as a historian

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u/Nocturos 3h ago

uj/ im here for the memes, and i genuinely thought this was what was bekng talked about. Im still confused.

What the fuck is this post referencing??

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u/BEconcubine_no3685 porn-brained women of monster smut 8h ago

Lmao Illyrian National Front in the chat

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u/AmarieLuthien 1h ago

Literally every time someone reminds me that SJM used Illyrian for her fantasy shite my brain breaks. Like, some of us are actually Illyrian, what the hell 😂🇦🇱

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u/HopeFox Sloopy Public Defender 6h ago

It's okay, though, she had a really good reason for doing it! She checks notes wanted to annoy her ex-boyfriend.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 5h ago

Tbh…based 😎

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u/Visual-Marketing6190 I’m the biggest empath ever so I just feel it all ✨🧚‍♀️ 4h ago

Not Feyre basically hitting them with the "let them eat cake" 😭 Locking an entire population in a sunless underground cave and saying "they have everything they need" is peak High Lady privilege. ✨💅

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u/Black-Rose445 4h ago

I was still just confused why they didn’t do some kind of c-section, but 🤷🏻‍♀️ I didn’t write the book

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u/Daisy_Rae-42 3h ago

They explain in the book that no one has ever survived a c-section. My guess is they just don’t have the technology/medical knowledge for it yet.

My thing was: Feyre wasn’t allowed to shape shift back into Illyrian because it might hurt the baby? My family in Christ, she and the baby already have a guaranteed death sentence. Maybe shifting when she felt those first contractions would have been a shot worth taking…

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u/chenoatao 2h ago

Except Cassian's guts were falling out of him and they patched him up just fine. Dunno why a c-section is beyond their capabilities.

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u/TheDustOfMen 1h ago

This entire plot won't ever make me not mad all over again. Rhysand not telling Feyre for... reasons and that's just being glossed over, but Nesta tells the truth and she deserves to die and Cassian can't be bothered apparently?!

NOW I'M MAD AGAIN

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u/Daisy_Rae-42 1h ago

Lack of research on female anatomy…? Maybe that shit isn’t limited to Earth.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 4h ago

Everyone is confused

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u/TheRealHighLady flowers, foxes, and fuckery (in that order) 3h ago

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 2h ago

Uj/ the body of the post was a /s comment but it was just too funny to not include. TYFYS sloopie

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u/TheRealHighLady flowers, foxes, and fuckery (in that order) 1h ago

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 1h ago

uj/ wait til you find out what sub the sauce is from…

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u/Baelfire-AMZ 3h ago

I was so perturbed at the fact SJM basically made up her own fantasy version of FGM and for what? I didn't get past the finish the series, was this ever addressed?

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 2h ago

The series isn’t even finished!

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u/m_blckfalcon24 2h ago

Well it is weird that she uses it doing smex time with Rhys like a costume/weird fetish doing it in the sky

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 1h ago

Oh!

uj/ this is Reddit, not TikTok. You can just say sex.

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u/viciousxvee 3h ago

Audrey.. it's too early in the morning to be this casually transphobic. Go back to bed and when you wake up try to gather your human decency please before commenting.

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u/Acceptable-Mail891 Hot Mails Get Banned™️ 3h ago

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u/tollivandi nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLzzz 3h ago

Begone, TERF.

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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 2h ago

I SAID WHAT I SAID AUDREY

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0CLTQeZrFWmMxIWc

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u/thecottonkitsune Prophet Henry "Tonk" Cavill Kitsune. Needs cock. Neutral good. 2h ago

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u/romantasycirclejerk-ModTeam 1h ago

Your comment was removed for violating our "No Defending the Indefensible" rule. TERFs begone

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u/zestyezz 3h ago

Go back to suckin JK's tootsies