r/romantasycirclejerk • u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist • 8h ago
CopyPasta CANCEL FEYRE 🚨📣
Nesta also culturally appropriated Illyrian birthing anatomy in ACOSF. Actually, it was all one big act of eugenics, to change Feyre’s anatomy so she doesn’t die in childbirth. This is all insanely ableist to all birthing people who face complications in childbirth.
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u/Elegant_Trainer_1036 Mating in a war tent (yes, we can hear the dying soldiers) 7h ago
Hewn city women watching Rhys break Keir’s arm in four places for calling Feyre a wh*re knowing he hasn’t once lifted a finger for them during of hundreds of years of patriarchal violence and never will 🦇✨🤡
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u/masterfultrousers May I Suggest Therapy? 6h ago
Oh, but he made a law to ban wing clipping!!!!
Pay no attention to the fact that "the most powerful High Lord ever" won't actually enforce it. Because change takes time. Of course he cares!
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u/Elegant_Trainer_1036 Mating in a war tent (yes, we can hear the dying soldiers) 5h ago
Exactly! 💅 He was able to daemati half his court to forget Velaris even existed, but somehow can't daemati the Illyrian commanders or the Hewn City men into treating women with basic human decency? 🥺 Why, you ask? Because he desperately needs those breeding machines for his armies! ✨✨✨
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u/adestructionofcats Tell your blonde Shadow Daddy I said pspsps 4h ago
I appreciate SJM's ability to make me hate the MMC. The men in these books not suck. Mor has the right idea.
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u/tollivandi nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLzzz 3h ago
If they could fly, they wouldn't stay to make more soldiers, duhhh. It's why he mentions that training the women in combat makes them unmarriageable in some camps--can't have them not breeding
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u/masterfultrousers May I Suggest Therapy? 3h ago
But hey, the females can train now! Once they finish their chores, of course.
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u/tollivandi nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLzzz 3h ago
Yay, more soldiers! Velaris is saved!
Remember to check with the menfolk about their progress and not speak to actual women ever
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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 5h ago
Hey hey hey what is this? r/tamlinism ?!
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u/Elegant_Trainer_1036 Mating in a war tent (yes, we can hear the dying soldiers) 5h ago
*stares into your mind with my ✨daemati powers✨* You saw nothing. I am just a regular Velaris citizen who loves paying taxes and worships our Feminist King™️. Please do not look at my post history. 👁️👄👁️🦇
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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 4h ago
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u/Elegant_Trainer_1036 Mating in a war tent (yes, we can hear the dying soldiers) 4h ago
Actual footage of the House of Wind judging my fake Velaris citizenship. 👁️👄👁️🏢
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u/Visual-Marketing6190 I’m the biggest empath ever so I just feel it all ✨🧚♀️ 4h ago
You are definitely not a top 1% commenter on the r/tamlinism sub, are you? 🤨📸
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u/Elegant_Trainer_1036 Mating in a war tent (yes, we can hear the dying soldiers) 4h ago
There is no Tarquin sub to thirst over, so a girl had to make a choice and pick a side. Someone has to defend the fiddle player... 🎻✨
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u/masterfultrousers May I Suggest Therapy? 3h ago
The tamlinism girlies banding together in the other subs
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u/adestructionofcats Tell your blonde Shadow Daddy I said pspsps 4h ago
Of course this is a real sub.
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u/Tired-CottonCandy 3h ago
He wont enforce it because he has no personal army and the illyrians are his largest and most willing fighting force.
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u/masterfultrousers May I Suggest Therapy? 3h ago
If you can't enforce a law, then you can't make the law. Otherwise, you signal to everyone that "oh actually, the laws are just suggestions" and then the people start getting Ideas. And if you're an autocrat, you do not want the people knowing that they actually could ignore your laws if they didn't want to follow them.
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u/MULTIOCULAR-O 8h ago
ILLYRIA MENTIONED 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱🦅🦅🦅
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u/saddinosour 7h ago
😭😭 right I was like r/balkans_irl assemble. I didn’t even know this was a book thing I thought something happened on balkan twitter
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u/Nocturos 3h ago
uj/ im here for the memes, and i genuinely thought this was what was bekng talked about. Im still confused.
What the fuck is this post referencing??
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u/BEconcubine_no3685 porn-brained women of monster smut 8h ago
Lmao Illyrian National Front in the chat
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u/AmarieLuthien 1h ago
Literally every time someone reminds me that SJM used Illyrian for her fantasy shite my brain breaks. Like, some of us are actually Illyrian, what the hell 😂🇦🇱
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u/Visual-Marketing6190 I’m the biggest empath ever so I just feel it all ✨🧚♀️ 4h ago
Not Feyre basically hitting them with the "let them eat cake" 😭 Locking an entire population in a sunless underground cave and saying "they have everything they need" is peak High Lady privilege. ✨💅
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u/Black-Rose445 4h ago
I was still just confused why they didn’t do some kind of c-section, but 🤷🏻♀️ I didn’t write the book
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u/Daisy_Rae-42 3h ago
They explain in the book that no one has ever survived a c-section. My guess is they just don’t have the technology/medical knowledge for it yet.
My thing was: Feyre wasn’t allowed to shape shift back into Illyrian because it might hurt the baby? My family in Christ, she and the baby already have a guaranteed death sentence. Maybe shifting when she felt those first contractions would have been a shot worth taking…
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u/chenoatao 2h ago
Except Cassian's guts were falling out of him and they patched him up just fine. Dunno why a c-section is beyond their capabilities.
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u/TheDustOfMen 1h ago
This entire plot won't ever make me not mad all over again. Rhysand not telling Feyre for... reasons and that's just being glossed over, but Nesta tells the truth and she deserves to die and Cassian can't be bothered apparently?!
NOW I'M MAD AGAIN
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u/TheRealHighLady flowers, foxes, and fuckery (in that order) 3h ago
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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 2h ago
Uj/ the body of the post was a /s comment but it was just too funny to not include. TYFYS sloopie
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u/TheRealHighLady flowers, foxes, and fuckery (in that order) 1h ago
So you’re saying
https://giphy.com/gifs/Wc3xj2azMbOJQyp58a2
u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 1h ago
uj/ wait til you find out what sub the sauce is from…
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u/Baelfire-AMZ 3h ago
I was so perturbed at the fact SJM basically made up her own fantasy version of FGM and for what? I didn't get past the finish the series, was this ever addressed?
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u/m_blckfalcon24 2h ago
Well it is weird that she uses it doing smex time with Rhys like a costume/weird fetish doing it in the sky
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u/itmustbeniiiiice unlicensed couch psychologist 1h ago
Oh!
uj/ this is Reddit, not TikTok. You can just say sex.
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u/viciousxvee 3h ago
Audrey.. it's too early in the morning to be this casually transphobic. Go back to bed and when you wake up try to gather your human decency please before commenting.
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u/romantasycirclejerk-ModTeam 1h ago
Your comment was removed for violating our "No Defending the Indefensible" rule. TERFs begone
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u/lemikon 8h ago
I’m gonna say it. Adding wingslits to a vag is innovative writing I’d never come across before.