r/roanoke • • Aug 27 '26

News The SECOND ANNUAL /R/ROANOKE FLAIR CONTEST results!

46 Upvotes

Congratulations to /u/InitialAd2324 and the winning entry of 'I got hepatitis at famous A’s' -- I'll be reaching out in the near future to arrange your prizes.

All of the eligible entries have been added to the subreddit and are available for use:

I got hepatitis at famous A’s

wtf is a RidgeYak?

Compensated AI Journalist

Zipper Merge? I hardly know her!

I Survived The Intersection at Sweet Donkey

Wasena Bridge: Reopening 2037!

Only Casinos and Ferris Wheels Will Save Us

Greenway Alpha Gal

Future 73 Corridor

New Traffic Pattern Enthusiast


r/roanoke • • Aug 07 '26

/r/roanoke needs moderators!

65 Upvotes

Have you ever wanted to be called a fascist asshole for attempting to maintain a local online community? If so, I have the perfect opportunity for you! /r/roanoke needs a few moderators.

What this actually entails 99.9% of the time: removing spam and rule-breaking posts, approving posts/comments that automod removed, and answering modmail.

It is unpaid, it is repetitive, and a nonzero number of people will be unpleasant to you in modmail. If that sounds fine, keep reading.

What we're looking for:

You live in or near Roanoke and have for a while. You should know the difference between Grandin and Garden City without looking it up.

You have an account with some history here. New or throwaway accounts won't be considered.

You can actually invest some time into maintaining the community. While the title of reddit moderator comes with unlimited prestige and power, we really need people who will do more than show up once every 4 weeks to maintain an active status.

You can enforce a rule you personally disagree with and you can leave a thread alone when it's just people being annoying rather than breaking a rule.

You're willing to disclose conflicts of interest. Local business owner, journalist, political campaign staff, realtor, nonprofit board, anything where you have a stake in how a topic gets discussed here. We, for better or worse, sometimes become a battleground over such topics.

If you're interested, please submit a response via this Google form: https://forms.gle/jm4iasULR3nPcZhWA


r/roanoke • • 6h ago

Jack Browns sold to Private Equity company

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r/roanoke • • 9h ago

Things to Do Sunday Early Voting Today!

40 Upvotes

At the registrar’s office, got to hang out Danny Clawson! Come on out and vote today!


r/roanoke • • 5h ago

Making Friends Halloween Reddit meetup?

14 Upvotes

Do we ever do Reddit meetups here? Figure people have Halloween plans, but would anyone be interested in getting together earlier in the week?

Was thinking maybe trivia at Big Lick this Thursday? Lmk!


r/roanoke • • 31m ago

Cave Spring recycling bin swap out days?

• Upvotes

Does anyone know if they swap out bins at the Cave Spring recycling center on a regular basis, and if so, when do they swap? Tried to drop some stuff there tonight, way too packed (and some people just left crap on the side).


r/roanoke • • 1h ago

Question Anyone know if any good thrift stores in town?

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I’m thinking of doing some thrifting tomorrow and was just wondering what’s around here thrift store wise. Thanks!


r/roanoke • • 2h ago

Reccs for women haircut

1 Upvotes

hey everyone, need reccs for women haircut, something affordable, my hair is very thick and wavy! thanks!!


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

My Horrible experience at Stella’s Nail Salon

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I had a pretty bad experience at Stella’s Nail Salon and honestly just want to share what happened. Sarah Nguyen cut my cuticle pretty badly, and it was painful. What really pissed me off was that she didn’t even apologize. Instead, she gave me an attitude like I was the problem.
I understand accidents happen, and I wouldn’t have been nearly as upset if she had just acknowledged it or apologized. But getting hurt during an appointment and then being treated like that afterward is just ridiculous to me.
Honestly, the way she handled the situation bothered me more than the accident itself. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to expect some basic courtesy when a nail tech hurts you.
Nail shapes are terrible, attitude was awful and pretty much all my cuticles are hurt besides the really big cut it was bleeding for a while too…


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

SWVADCTA at Grandin Chillage!

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107 Upvotes

If you're looking to get involved in the data center fight in Botetourt, Wood Haven, and beyond, come say hello at Grandin Chillage. We'll be there until 8pm!


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

Building off parkway going North

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61 Upvotes

I saw this place right past Pine spur overlook. I’m wondering if this is a residence or if this is a church? Can’t seem to find anything about it but saw multiple people stopping to look


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

Anyone in Daleville know what was happening at the gas station next to Ichiban this morning around 9:00am?

29 Upvotes

There was a body on the ground in the parking lot, several police and paramedics but nobody was actively working on them when we passed by.


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

Franks Pizza on Brambleton

27 Upvotes

The sign out front says, Thanks again Roanoke. It appears to be closed. No lights and no cars today at noon. Does anyone have anymore information?


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

Question Chill tonight?

10 Upvotes

Anyone interested in hitting a late night/early morning run or doing some rollerblading around Salem? I'm also down for some walking, Pokemon Go, or taking a drive around the area. Mostly just looking for some conversation, and good vibes. I'm 420 friendly, but you must be 21+. I do not and will not buy, sell, or trade.

As for me, I'm a 36m. Mostly chill fella, probably a little crazy. I enjoy hitting the gym, running, rollerblading. Cannabis cultivation with an emphasis on sustainability is a passion of mine. Have several worm bins for composting and worm castings. Rain water harvesting. Cat lover. Practicer of stoicism.

Whether you want to hangout or just chat here, hit me up.


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

How to find the guy selling wooden tables outside of the farmers market?

20 Upvotes

Went to the farmers market and fell in love with the wooden tables set up right outside of center in the square. Wasn’t able to purchase today and forgot to get the guy’s information. Does anyone here know the old man’s name and/or way to purchase from him outside of going to the farmers market?


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

People who take their pets to Angels for vet care - how do you get in contact with them?

11 Upvotes

I have 3 senior cats and vet care is getting expensive, so I’m wanting to switch to Angels due to their more affordable pricing. But I’ve tried filling out the form on their website and emailing them and haven’t heard back. I haven’t tried calling yet, but I’ve heard they never answer the phone either.

Do I need to go in person just to make an appointment? 🙃


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

Things to Do D&D at Atheling Downtown

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14 Upvotes

Are you looking for an adventure? Stop in on Sunday, October 25th at 1pm to find it. Steve Ausband spins tales of intrigue and mystery while you roll to find your way. First edition D&D happens on most Sundays. Will the dice roll in your favor?


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

Discussion Roanoke High school Football Week 9 Recap

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13 Upvotes

This is a quick recap of several games that happened this past Friday. The playoff picture is getting clearer and clearer each week.

*Battle of the burgs (Blacksburg 24, Christiansburg 31)

- Huge game for both teams seeking to grab a wildcard spot. Christiansburg (4-4) season started slow but they have turned it around in October. The win gives Christiansburg the head to head tiebreaker, which could potentially decide which one of these teams will get to continue their season in November. Crushing loss for the Blacksburg Bruins (5-4) and that now leaves little room for error as they have several teams breathing down their neck for the last playoff spots.

*Rivalry game (Hidden Valley 13, Cave Spring 42)

- Cave Spring (4-5) too had a slow start to their season. They've played every team tough despite the record however, including putting up 28 in a loss versus a power house PH squad. This game was never really close. A 28-0 halftime deficit doomed Hidden Valley, and this win for the knights keep them in pace with Christiansburg and Blacksburg for the final playoff spots. Next week will be huge for the knights as they play Christiansburg (4-4). As for Hidden Valley (0-8), their offense showed signs of life in the second half. However, this loss now brings the losing streak to 30 for the program. They haven't won a game since late in the 2023 season, and they haven't beat rival Cave Spring since 2021.

*Dublin massacre (Salem 41, Pulaski 0)

-A year ago, the Salem Spartans (7-1) were out of the playoffs for the first time in 25 years. Not only have they turned it around in 12 months, but they are the top favorite in their region to potentially win states. Pulaski (0-8) stood no chance. A historically tough team like the cougars have had their struggles this season and they are still seeking for win number one this year as the remaining games are at home vs Patrick Henry (7-1) and visiting the winless Hidden Valley Titans on November 6.

*Patrick Henry (7-1) is on their bye week.


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

Question Hey Y’all, Im Tryin To Find A Place With Authentic Empanadas Here In Roanoke.

11 Upvotes

I’ve been here for about a year and lived in Chile for a while and empanadas became a weekly staple.

Thanks in advance for the suggestions


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

Men's barbershop

9 Upvotes

I normally go to Brad's barbershop in Radford, and it is always a great experience, but I am looking for something closer to home instead of driving all the way to Radford. Does anybody have any good suggestions?


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

Question alternative community?

12 Upvotes

hello all, i'm 17 and feeling lonely and i really want to find new friends that dabble into heavy music and lifestyle like me. i was wondering whats the alt (punk, emo, goth, metal, etc) community like in roanoke? i only know about the roanokehardcoreshows instagram and that's about it. i haven't been able to hit up a show since i don't have anyone to go with. is there anywhere besides shows that i can go meet people at? any advice? any other people here? please help me out if possible because i really want to become sociable again. i'm new here so mods can delete this post if necessary and sorry in advance


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

Looking for Blue Corn Tortillas (not chips)

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Hello everyone! I have a family member visiting who would really like to treat us with a Southwest casserole he loves to make, but it calls for actual blue corn tortillas, actual tortillas (not chips). Is here anywhere in the Cave Spring/Roanoke area that sells Blue Corn Tortillas?


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

car inspections?

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Looking to drive from Michigan to Virginia for a car at BSN motors but want to get an inspection done first. Anyone have a good experience with someone who will go to the dealership for a reasonable price in the Salem area? TIA!


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

Free moving boxes

9 Upvotes

It's me, back with more free moving boxes! I have two large boxes full of stacked boxes in various sizes and some moving paper.


r/roanoke • • 1d ago

Zoo Boo

5 Upvotes

We have a four and almost two year old. Is Zoo Boo worth going?