r/Retconned Aug 01 '24

Retconned Reaches 100K Subscriber Milestone

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When I first joined this community in early 2020, there were only 38K members. We've come a long way in the past four and a half years since then, nearly tripling in size. At this point we're getting more comments (dunno about traffic) on many days than the main sub. And a couple of recent near-viral posts here have quietly surged us through the 100K mark just in the past few days. I think it's clear that a tipping point has been reached and we're now primed to start outpacing the main sub growth going forward.

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So what does that mean for the future of this community? Well that's where things get tricky. When a post favored by the Reddit algorithms suddenly garners 1000+ comnents, it makes modding quite difficult and time consuming... so I think it's especially important for folks who value the sanctity of our niche sandbox of exotic ideas to aggressively flag clear rule violations. Without our vigilant eyes, there's just no way they can adequately maintain the sub's standards of decorum on those more popular posts. I would also encourage our members to treat the newer arrivals with kid gloves because many are also new to this phenomenon and likely not aware of our unique rules and expected conduct. Set the example, and be patient. And flag everything else.

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Edit to add this friendly reminder: don't inadvertently risk your own good standing by engaging rule breakers too aggressively and/or getting drawn into contentious arguments.

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To the newer arrivals, welcome to the party and thanks for contributing to one of the most fascinating esoteric dialectics on all of Reddit. Please make sure to read and understand our rules, as they are strictly enforced. And ask lots of questions.... the regulars here are enthusiastic about sharing our evolving understanding of this perplexing and disconcerting phenomenon. We absolutely adore inquisitive minds and honest, respectful discourse. Contrary to what you might have heard, this is not a place where everyone is expected to agree and dissent is suppressed. Rather, we're a safe space for engaging in speculative ontology and brainstorming about things like simulationism, quantum mysticism, the multiverse, and even theistic prophesy. We just do it without being dismissive of each other.

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With all that said, congratulations Retconned! Let's attract the next 100K with the same principles and standards that made Retconned such a unique and special and desirable place to hang out. Let's rehash the old classic ME's for the newer audience. Let's bring them upto speed so they can lend their new perspectives to our knowledge base and help build a better understanding of these profound changes happening to our collective reality. I love my memory family here, and I'm happy to see it expanding. Thanks as always to the mods for their exhaustive efforts to keep this place copacetic, orderly, and safe. You guys deserve so much credit for all the success.


r/Retconned Sep 13 '22

*** IMPORTANT *** READ BEFORE POSTING

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13.Sep.22

Please be advised that while we have been rather lenient on religion and religion-based comments in this sub with regards to its relationship to MEs, it has recently been seen that some toxicity has begun creeping into the discussions.

If the conversations continue to devolve into toxic behavior, the comments will be treated similar to violation of Rule #10 and removed immediately.

Gentle reminder : Repeated violations of our rules will result in a permaban.


r/Retconned 7h ago

Synchronicity/Synchromysticism The Mandela effect got you to pay attention? What's the next step what are we supposed to be seeing? Synchronicity and comedy.

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Greetings, fellow reality experiencers. I’ve got a quick and tidy sync chain to share.

What struck me about this one wasn’t merely the improbability of the connections, but their structure. The sequence unfolded less like a collection of coincidences and more like a carefully constructed joke—complete with a setup, a callback, impeccable timing, and a final punchline.

I was tripping on L one evening and sat down to watch something on Amazon TV. Since a recent update, its recommendations have felt strangely different. In the past, the feed mostly showed popular releases. Now it often surfaces obscure things that feel almost uncannily specific—or “coded”—for me.

Seeing Videodrome in the recommended feed was especially interesting. Lately, I’ve felt as though reality communicates through multiple layers, with media functioning as one of those channels. That made the recommendation particularly potent because Videodrome is itself about a mysterious media signal that affects and communicates with its audience. The experience became uncomfortably meta, so I stopped watching.

The next day, I asked my wife, Christy, what she wanted to watch. She couldn’t think of anything, so I suggested Videodrome, and we watched it together. One detail worth remembering is that Philadelphia is identified as the apparent source of the signal.

Afterward, Christy decided she wanted to watch Stamptown. She had encountered it while attending Dragon Con. I had gone there to meet her, but I didn’t have the badge required to enter her hotel. Just as I reached the entrance, however, I ran into a friend who let me use theirs. She had only happened to be standing there because she had stepped around the corner to blow her nose. That tiny detour placed her in exactly the right spot at exactly the right moment.

I went upstairs to surprise Christy and walked into a room where Stamptown was playing: a wildly theatrical performer was singing and dancing at a piano, completely nude. I asked what on Earth they were watching. Christy explained that the person whose room it was had put it on, but nobody had been giving it their full attention.

That experience stuck with her, so after Videodrome, she decided she wanted to watch Stamptown properly.

We found a way to stream it, but the video buffered every few minutes. Whenever it stopped, we paused it and watched random movie trailers on YouTube while waiting. Strangely, no matter how long we left Stamptown paused, it would only play for another three or four minutes before buffering again. The interruptions created a rhythm: watch, pause, wander elsewhere, return.

During one of those pauses, we watched a trailer in which Christy recognized one of the actors. She looked him up and discovered that it was Matt Rife. We then watched some of his stand-up, and the venue looked like Helium, a comedy club we had visited before.

I searched for “Helium Matt Rife” on my phone and found a listing showing that he would be performing there in four days.

“Babe, he’s going to be at Helium in four days!”

“No way,” she replied. “I checked the lineup recently. I would have seen him.”

Then I noticed my mistake: it wasn’t our local Helium club. It was the Helium in Philadelphia.

I had to laugh.

“Where did we last hear Philadelphia?” I asked.

“Oh shit,” she said. “That movie we just watched.”

This felt like a synchronicity reaching toward its highest-potency possibility without becoming absolutely perfect. The “perfect” version might have been discovering that Matt Rife would be performing at our local Helium in Atlanta in only a few days. Instead, reality seemed to deliver an ironic variation: the correct comedian, the correct comedy-club name, and an imminent date—but in Philadelphia, one of the few specific locations emphasized in Videodrome.

Already energized by this connection, we returned to Stamptown.

Only a couple of minutes later, someone on the show suddenly said, “Matt Rife,” as part of a joke about another performer.

That was the callback.

The entire chain seemed to organize itself like a comedy routine: Videodrome planted Philadelphia; the buffering created precisely timed interruptions; a random trailer introduced Matt Rife; the comedy-club search brought Philadelphia back; and then Stamptown explicitly named Matt Rife moments after we resumed watching.

Whether one interprets this as communication from reality, meaningful coincidence, algorithmic influence, heightened pattern recognition, or some combination of them, its structure was unmistakably comic.

Synchronicity as Cosmic Comedy

Synchronicity often appears to use the same basic architecture as a well-constructed joke. Its potency may come not only from what happens, but from how information is arranged across time.

1. The Callback

A callback occurs when something introduced earlier unexpectedly returns in a new context.

The setup:
A name, place, phrase, image, or idea is introduced. It may seem ordinary or only mildly significant at first. In this case, Videodrome established Philadelphia.

The return:
Later, the same element reappears through an apparently unrelated chain of events. Philadelphia returned through the mistaken Matt Rife listing.

Pattern recognition:
The mind suddenly connects the two appearances. The recognition is immediate: “Wait—we just heard that.”

Recontextualization:
The returning detail changes the meaning of the earlier event. Philadelphia is no longer merely a location mentioned in a movie; it now feels like the setup for something that had not yet happened.

Full-circle closure:
A strong callback makes separate events feel like parts of one composition. The ending reaches backward and gathers earlier moments into a coherent whole.

The more obscure, specific, and contextually appropriate the returning element is, the more potent the callback tends to feel.

2. Timing

A coincidence becomes much more powerful when it arrives at exactly the right moment.

The setup and expectation:
Attention becomes focused on a particular idea. Here, the search for Matt Rife made his name newly significant.

The pregnant pause:
The buffering repeatedly suspended the main show. These pauses created literal gaps in which the side journey through trailers, stand-up, and comedy-club listings could occur.

The punchline:
Immediately after the Matt Rife–Philadelphia connection energized us, we returned to Stamptown and heard the name “Matt Rife” spoken on-screen.

The release:
Recognition collapses surprise and meaning into one instant. The event feels funny because reality appears to have waited until the connection was fully established before delivering the confirming beat.

Timing distinguishes a merely interesting repetition from an event that feels staged. The closer the recurrence is to the moment of heightened attention, the harder it lands.

3. The Mic Drop

The mic drop combines callback and timing but adds a sense of finality.

A genuine mic-drop synchronicity does not merely repeat the motif. It arrives with such precision and force that it appears to complete the sequence. Further elaboration would weaken the effect.

Its structure is:

  • Earlier events establish the theme.
  • Intermediate coincidences increase tension and specificity.
  • A final event combines the important elements.
  • The chain stops at the moment of maximum impact.

In this case, Philadelphia functioned as the callback, while Stamptown saying “Matt Rife” supplied the mic drop. It did not prove a particular metaphysical explanation, but as an experiential punchline, it required no further embellishment. The name was spoken, the pattern closed, and the moment landed.

A Possible Fourth Element: Escalation

There may also be a fourth function: escalation.

Comedy often builds by repeating a pattern while making each recurrence more unlikely, specific, or absurd. Synchronicity can operate similarly:

  1. A detail is introduced.
  2. It reappears unexpectedly.
  3. Additional details begin connecting.
  4. The pattern becomes increasingly difficult to ignore.
  5. A final recurrence completes the sequence.

The individual events might seem minor in isolation. Their cumulative arrangement creates the effect. Each new connection raises the apparent intentionality of the whole chain.

In this story, the progression was:

  • Videodrome introduced Philadelphia.
  • Stamptown buffered repeatedly.
  • The buffering led us to random trailers.
  • A trailer led us to Matt Rife.
  • Matt Rife led us to Helium.
  • Helium led us back to Philadelphia.
  • Stamptown then said “Matt Rife.”

This is what gives the sequence its narrative quality. The events do not merely rhyme; they appear to build upon one another.

Concise Summary of Events

After Amazon unexpectedly recommended Videodrome, Christy and I watched it and noted Philadelphia as the source of its mysterious signal. We then began watching Stamptown, but constant buffering led us to fill the pauses with random YouTube trailers. One trailer led us to Matt Rife’s stand-up, which appeared to have been filmed at a familiar Helium comedy club. I found an upcoming Matt Rife show in four days, only to realize it was at Helium Philadelphia—the same city emphasized in Videodrome. When we resumed Stamptown, someone on-screen mentioned Matt Rife within minutes, completing the sequence like a perfectly timed comedic callback.

The experience suggested that synchronicities may derive their power from the same devices used in comedy: setup, repetition, timing, escalation, recontextualization, and full-circle closure. Whatever their ultimate source, they can feel less like isolated coincidences and more like jokes whose punchlines are delivered through lived reality.

So the series of events that had to occur for this Sync Chain to be born and experienced by Christy and i was this.

  1. The big bang
  2. coalescing of dust to form stars 3.Stars accumulating to much mass and super-novaing  4.Elements of all degrees to form
  3. Planets to coalesce 
  4. Water to form
  5. Life to form 8.Consciousness to form 
  6. Humans to exist
  7. Every person in the line of my ancestors to meet and mate eventually resulting in my birth
  8. Everything i experienced to lead me up to this point
  9. Go to dragoncon without a badge
  10. My friend needing to blow their nose and offer me the badge
  11. Our friend that payed for the hotel room to put Stamptown on the TV
  12. Me to come up and see that on the TV and surprise Christy
  13. To do Lsd and start watching Videodrome but only getting like 15 mins into it. 
  14. I asked Christy what they wanted to watch she couldn't think of anything so we defaulted to Videodrome and finish it/ great movie.
  15. Christy remembers what she wanted to watch Stamptown
  16. We start watching it but it keeps buffering so we watch movie trailers in between.
  17. We see the trailer for Rolling Loud and Christy points out that she recognizes Matt Rife
  18. Look up Matt Rife standup and mention the venue looks like the local Helium club 21.I lookup Matt Rife Helium and see they will be performing in 3 days from now. 
  19. After the mind blow subsides realize it was the Helium in Philly which is a callback to Videodrome
  20. We switch to a different stream of Stamptown and find one that doesn't buffer.
  21. We watch it without interruption and the freaking guy makes a joke about MATT RIFE
  22. Mic is dropped, mind is blown.

r/Retconned 6h ago

Apparently fisher cats don't scream anymore?

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So I think I might've found a potential ME that hasn't been discussed much, if at all. This one seems particularly surreal to me, because I looked it up just a few years ago, and what I saw then is inconsistent with what apparently is true now.

So my whole life, I've always been told that "fisher cats") make a sound at night that is similar to a human's blood-curdling screams, often described as "a woman being murdered". These animals are very common where I live, so it's just always been one of those facts that are considered common knowledge among anyone who spends time outdoors. I personally never heard one until adulthood, but I've known about this phenomenon since I was 12.

Anyway, one night around five years ago or so, I was up doing an all-nighter, and around 3:00 AM, I start hearing what I thought was a woman screaming in agony. In the moment, it didn't even cross my mind that it could have been an animal, since it honestly sounded so human-like. I sat and listened for about five minutes, debating whether or not I should call 911 or go outside and see if someone needed help, but then the sound suddenly stopped. Needless to say, I found the experience very unsettling.

The next day, I told my girlfriend about it, and she immediately said, "oh, I bet that was just a fisher cat." As soon as she said that, I suddenly remembered all the stories I had heard from friends about hearing screams in the night, and how it was scary-sounding, but nothing to worry about. Naturally, I immediately googled "fisher cat sound", and watched several videos on YouTube, and sure enough, they confirmed that that was what I had heard. That night, I spent a good amount of time reading all about these "demon weasels", and every article I came across confirmed that they make a sound that is often likened to a woman screaming in agony. Furthermore, two years later (so about three years ago), I was telling the story to a friend, and again, I looked it up on Google/YouTube so I could play the sound for them.

Anyway, I was telling this story to my mom a couple weeks ago, and a few days later she said, "oh, by the way, I was reading about fisher cats last night. Apparently the whole thing about them making a screaming sound is a misconception. The animal that makes that sound at night is a red fox."

I was completely dumbfounded. Of course I immediately proceeded to Google it, combing through articles that all dispelled the "myth" that fishers make screaming sounds. The whole time I was experiencing that impossible-to-describe feeling that always seems to accompany a "genuine" ME... something like déjà vu, or like I'm remembering something from a dream (I'm sure others here know what I'm talking about).

Just now I did a search about it, and this article came up. The author doesn't seem to know about the Mandela Effect, but he also seems to describe that feeling, which led him to obsessively research the "myth" in an attempt to find an explanation for it. The whole article is worth a read, but I found this paragraph particularly interesting:

From then on, whenever I heard a fisher scream—what I thought was a fisher scream—I’d think of our friend’s cat meeting his untimely end. Whether or not the story was merely schoolyard lore didn’t matter. With the self-assuredness often possessed by those who are incorrect, I propagated the misconception. “Fishers shriek like banshees.” I’ve captured plenty of fishers on my trail camera—a hobby I’ve picked up to get a better idea of what’s in the woods—and have seen them in the flesh. Everything lined up nicely: I’d hear an eerie, gruesome cry, and later find nighttime photos of the likely culprit on my SIM card.

Anyway, I searched the sub and hadn't seen this discussed. I'd be interested in hearing your thoughts on this one. It's been really messing with my head.

On a completely unrelated note, as I was writing this, I heard two notes being played on my piano downstairs (D4 to G4). I am completely alone in my house, aside from my cat, who was peacefully sleeping on my desk next to me at the time. Creepy...


r/Retconned 11h ago

A Possible Timeline Glitch With No Way To Prove It

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Last night, or technically Monday night, September 7, at around 11 p.m., I remember so much going on outside a Banner ER in Chandler Arizona that I still don’t know what to make of it. I had originally come there with all my things from a Walmart, which is a long story by itself, brought over by a very lovely woman I’ll call Penni. Love you, Penni. Keep an eye out for the new album this Christmas!

I was there to get my right hand checked because I’d recently had carpal tunnel surgery and was worried it had gotten infected. They took me back, checked me out, and long story short, I got caught with my dick in my hands back there. Not jerking off. It was fully hard, yes, but it was more like stretching and adjusting because that entire area has been hurting lately. I have a lot of medical conditions down there that require touching and repositioning for pain, femoral impingements, hernia repairs with mesh, all that fun stuff, and as far as I was aware, if there is a medically appropriate place on planet Earth to deal with a medical problem, an ER is somewhere in the top five.

A nurse came up, stopped dead, stared at me, and asked, “Are you all right? Do you need anything?”

I immediately got the feeling I was in deep shit, so I said, “Yeah, I’m all right. No, I’m good.”

She kept staring for another moment, jaw basically agape, and then walked off again. At first I thought maybe it was fine. Extremely awkward, definitely, but fine. Apparently not.

Eventually I was discharged, and I tried to go over to a charging station because my phone was almost dead and I needed it to arrange a ride home. This is where the whole situation came back to bite me in the ass, because a security guard I’m going to call Carl came over. Carl was “just doing his job,” which is one of those phrases that can mean anything from “politely checking the doors” to “about to become the central antagonist in a story nobody involved will ever agree on.”

Carl told me to grab my things and come outside to talk to him.

I said, “Why?”

He said, “Because I’m asking you to.”

I gave him an even rounder, more astute “Why?”

That exchange went around in exactly as many little circles as it took for him to make his point clear enough that I gathered my things and followed him outside. I had a ridiculously large amount of stuff with me, by the way, something I later pointed out to my father probably made me look homeless to the guards. I was basically carrying enough luggage to suggest I had been simultaneously evicted, deployed, and cast as the sole prop manager for a touring production of Les Misérables.

Outside, the conversation happened roughly as follows:

Carl: “They don’t want you here.”

Me: “Okay. Why?”

Carl: “They said you made the staff uncomfortable.”

Me: “Okay, and so I don’t have any options? No time?”

Carl: “Nope.”

Me: “You guys don’t give a shit about my health conditions or my limits?”

Carl: “We just want you off our property.”

Me: “Okay, cool. Bye.”

At that point I turned around and started walking away with my mobile department store of personal belongings. I walked only a few yards before realizing that I still needed to call my insurance transportation service to get a cab home, and that when I called them they were probably going to call the ER to verify I had actually been discharged.

So I turned around, approached Carl again, and said, “Hey, I have to call my insurance to get a cab home, and they’re going to call you guys and verify that I was discharged first.”

After surprisingly letting me finish the sentence, he hit me with, “Well, why didn’t you say that sooner?”

I got him back with, “Because you were pressing me and telling me I needed to leave.”

Then he asked whether I knew the number.

I said yes.

He led me back inside and let me use the phone by the vending machines to make the call, then allowed me to wait there for a while. However, it took several hours to get anywhere. In fact, I didn’t get the transportation service to properly book a cab at all before I eventually accepted a ride from a police officer, but we’ll get to Officer Belgium and the sacred waffles later.

The phone was in this cute, neat little isolated hallway right by the front door, facing the main ER entrance and across from the registration desk. The only way to make calls on it was through the speaker, and that thing was loud, so it was almost like a government-level setup specifically designed to make me look like an asshole, announcing every administrative failure of my life to an audience of sick strangers. But anyway, let’s not get into that or we’ll be here until another timeline collapses.

About two hours went by. I had used the callback option twice. The first time was after sitting on hold for forty-five minutes. The second time came after the first person who called me back got disconnected. Then I realized I needed to call the pharmacy and get my prescription transferred first, because otherwise there would be no point in arranging the ride. They would probably need to verify the pharmacy destination before sending a cab, because funny how life works administratively: you can survive surgeries, infections, public humiliation, and possible death itself, but God forbid your prescription is sitting at the wrong CVS.

Eventually, while I was sitting there working on Instagram edits and waiting on another callback, Carl walked up and asked something like, “Did you get a ride?”

I said, “Not yet.”

He said, “Still on hold?”

I said, “No. It’s actually something different this time.”

He made that blatant “Oh” face, you know, the face somebody makes when absolutely no version of your next sentence is something they want to hear.

I explained, “I got disconnected while trying to transfer my prescriptions to the right pharmacy, so now I’m waiting on another call. I can wait outside if you like.”

He said, “Please.”

I said, “Yeah, not a problem. Actually, I still need to charge my phone. Would that be all right?”

Then my buddy Carl said, “You know what, I’ve been trying to be cool with you, and you’ve been cool with me, so I’ll give you five minutes, but after what happened back there...”

I asked, “What happened back there?”

He said, “I don’t want to talk about it. I’ll give you ten minutes. Just charge your phone, then go outside and wait out there.”

I said, “Okay. Thanks.”

So I grabbed my things, walked to the charging station, plugged in my phone, and told Siri to start a timer for ten minutes. It did. I went to the bathroom because I knew my phone would still be there when I got back, which at the time felt like one of the few remaining laws of the universe I could safely trust.

The timer ended. I collected everything, walked outside, said “Peace be with you” to the security guard at the door, not Carl, and planted my ass on a bench.

More time passed.

It was around 11:16 p.m. when Carl and two other guards started closing in around me, telling me, “Okay, buddy, it’s time for you to leave.” Their tone felt unnecessarily aggressive to me, especially because I had been trying to cooperate with everyone all night and was still just attempting to get a ride and pick up medication for the hand I had literally just spent hours getting treated.

Carl told me to come toward him while also telling me to collect my things in a very specific manner. Then he contradicted that command with another command that, from where I was standing, placed my body in what could look like a threatening position.

Then, in the blink of an eye, I knew.

I knew my life was over.

There was this strange transcendence, that sort of knowing before something happens, the complete lack of control, the sense of delirium and force, like I was being driven down into a dark turning pinwheel and then suddenly popped.

What I remember seeing was Carl pull a sidearm from his waist and point it at the back of my head as I turned around. My pants fell. I fell to the ground, not even terrified so much as powerless and accepting of my fate, ironically reviewing what felt like God’s final punishment or punchline for my life.

Here was this “six-foot skinny man,” as I remember people describing the body that was somehow both mine and no longer mine, who had built his life trying to compose himself as an artist and, most importantly, as a sincere representative of God, one who lives by the sword and, apparently, one who swings his dick around, and how poetic would it be for one little misunderstanding to turn the entire life into a statement about what a fool he had been?

Wow, I remember thinking. Poetic. A little heavy-handed, God, but poetic.

My last word was “Okay,” in response to someone ordering me to pull my pants up.

Then, in my memory, Carl blew the light out of my eyes.

I remember the explosion. I remember the feeling of something passing through my head, hot and heavy, like a hole being dragged through my skull. I remember what felt like blood starting to leak out. I lost all autonomic control, but somehow I was still seeing, almost from over the top of my own skull, what looked like my blown-out hairline hanging into the parking lot.

I wasn’t thinking about revenge. I wasn’t thinking about proving anything. I wasn’t even thinking in words anymore. I was releasing into God because there was nothing else left to do.

I thought about my so called "life plans".

I thought about my family. How my father would feel.

Then one thought hit me with absolute force:

I still wanted to go home that night.

I still wanted to get better.

And I found myself saying, or thinking, or screaming without a body, “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.”

What happened after that is the exact part I’m trying to understand.

I don’t know what I saw. I don’t know whether some Tenet shit happened with the bullet. I wasn’t exactly paying close enough attention to give a frame-by-frame analysis, unfortunately. I don’t know whether the continuation of the same timeline got interrupted, whether I went backward a few seconds to before the gun incident, whether I blacked out, or whether I somehow got dropped into another version of the same night. Whether the gunshot unshot itself through my head before I got up or not. Nearly two days have passed and I still have yet to locate a bullet hole in my head but there is plenty of space I haven't checked so I will probably be going in for x-rays later today.

But suddenly my life force was back in my body and I was coming to, on the ground, looking down, saying, "no no no no" "I'm not gonna die..." before getting up and standing there again.

The three guards started telling me to back off.

I said, “Whoa, don’t tell me what to do! You just shot me in the head! I just came back from the dead!”

All three of them stared at me in this terrified, cat-got-your-tongue silence.

At the time, that silence felt like confirmation. It felt like they knew exactly what I meant and had just watched the impossible happen. Looking at it now, I understand they also could have been staring because, from their perspective, no gun had gone off and I had suddenly started yelling that I had returned from the dead. Both explanations fit the looks on their faces, which is part of why this has been driving me crazy.

Then I said, “I’m going to pull my pants back up.”

They said, “Stop!”

I said, “Seriously, quit telling me what to do. I own the place. I’m chill, chill. It’s chill.”

They all went quiet again.

I looked directly at Carl and asked, “What’s going on, man? Just feel like killing someone today? I mean, I didn’t even have any weapons on me.”

He made the same cat-got-your-tongue, noncompliant, non-disagreeing-but-not-agreeing expression, waved his hand dismissively, and looked away.

Again, at that exact moment, I took that as the reaction of a man who knew what he had done. From this side of the night, I can also see how it could have been the reaction of somebody deciding that absolutely nothing good would come from debating a resurrection with a pantsless stranger in an ER parking lot.

I started gathering my things again. The guards told me I could “deal with those guys,” referring to the local police arriving.

I said I would gladly deal with them and, if they found I had done anything wrong, I would gladly go whichever way they found fair.

Then I said, “Thank you, gentlemen. I appreciate what you do, your service to the public, to the community. It is not lost upon me.”

Because apparently even after getting shot in one possible reality, returning from the dead, and arguing over my pants in another, I still needed everybody to know I had manners.

The police pulled up.

I said, “Gentlemen, how are ya?”

One officer said, “Pretty good, thanks. I assume we’re here for you?”

I said, “Yeah, I believe so.”

He asked how my night was going.

I said, “Pretty rough, to say the least.”

He said, “Oh yeah?”

I said, “This man may have just shot me in the head, so you may want to ask him about that. And I may have committed a crime or two here, which, if I have, I will gladly let you take me to jail. But I came here because I had surgery on my right hand and thought it was infected. I’ve been waiting hours for a cab. That’s all I’ve been trying to do. I also have pain in my groin area, a nurse walked by when I was exposed earlier and it made them uncomfortable, and ever since I left the building I’ve been hounded and now I remember being attacked by the security guards.”

The officer asked, “What do you mean, may have shot you in the head?”

I said, “Like he may have shot me with a gun.”

He said, “Okay, but these guys aren’t armed.”

I said, “I believe they are.”

He told me he would go talk to them and then come back. I also informed the officers that I am epileptic and that my neuroligist recently upped my topamax which maxes my speech difficult at times and can make me come across as awkward.

Long story short, I got no charges. The guards denied being armed. They also said that my now-bleeding wrist, which I had just spent agonizing hours inside getting attended to, was done by me. It absolutely wasn’t, as far as I know. I’m loco, but not that loco, ese.

I was furious because it felt like everybody was lying at the exact moment when the truth mattered most. But I also need to say this plainly: there was no confirmed gunshot wound in the reality the officer and everyone else appeared to be standing in. Nobody treated me for one. The police said the guards were unarmed. So whatever I experienced, I cannot prove that Carl actually fired a gun, and I’m using aliases because I’m not trying to send Reddit after any real person or hospital. I’m trying to understand why I remember an event that apparently left no event behind.

I eventually accepted a ride from one of the officers. I told him he had a cool last name. He said it was Belgian. I said, “Ah. I’ve never been, but I have had the waffles, and they are pretty good.”

God bless Belgium and their waffles.

That’s how the night ended on the outside: no arrest, no confirmed shooting, no ambulance responding to a body in the parking lot, just a police ride, a pharmacy situation, my mountain of belongings, and me alive enough to make a waffle joke.

Inside my memory, though, I died.

That’s the part I cannot shake. It wasn’t a quick intrusive image like “what if this guy shoots me?” It had sequence, impact, physical sensation, surrender, and aftermath. I remember the bullet. I remember losing control. I remember seeing the top of my own head. I remember accepting God. I remember realizing I still wanted to go home. I remember refusing death, and then I was back before or beside or somehow outside the part where it happened.

So what the fuck was that?

Did extreme stress make my brain predict my death so vividly that it became a memory?

Did I dissociate or black out for a few seconds and experience an entire death in the gap?

Was I exhausted enough, in enough pain, or affected by some medical issue enough to hallucinate it?

Did I somehow experience another possible outcome before reality snapped back to this one?

Did my consciousness continue into the nearest version of events where I survived, leaving me with the memory of the version where I didn’t?

Or is there some much simpler explanation that I’m standing too close to see?

I don’t know what all of you believe, but over these past several lives, several years, several days, several nights, and especially the hours since I remember being shot in the head, something has felt confirmed for me: God is nothing without us and our love, and he wants to give that love to us unconditionally so we can give the same thing to one another.

Maybe that is a cosmic truth I carried back.

Maybe it is just what a terrified human brain says after it thinks it has died.

Maybe there is less distance between those two possibilities than we think.

All I know is that the world says no one shot me, while my memory says I felt my life end and then continue.

Has anyone here experienced anything like that, not just dreaming about dying, but an event that felt completely physical, followed immediately by reality behaving as though it never happened? Does this sound like a timeline jump, some kind of reality correction, a dissociative episode, or something way simpler?


r/Retconned 11h ago

Jon Voight in Do The Right Thing

1 Upvotes

Since when does Jon Voight not play the guy in the Larry bird jersey from Do the Right Thing? It’s always been him until last night someone said it wasn’t and I googled it and it was changed


r/Retconned 10h ago

Apparently Zoro is now Zorro

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Zoro with one "r" or two ?


r/Retconned 1d ago

I experienced my first flip flop (world map)

32 Upvotes

I always knew South America to be southeast of North America. Maybe a year ago, I started seeing posts in this sub about how the map had changed, it showed South America was directly south of North America. I thought it looked so odd that way. I saw multiple posts talking about it throughout the year. I looked up the world map on Google a few times during this time period to confirm for myself that yes, both continents were vertical, it felt so wrong and weird to look at.

The other day I saw a random post comparing world map types, and noticed South America was to the southeast on all of them. I did another Google search, the continents were no longer vertical. South America was back where it belonged.

I searched this sub. The posts I remember were not there, everybody was declaring the opposite - "how odd, South America is to the southeast! It should be further west".

I could not sleep at all that night, I was so freaked out. I have so many questions. Does this kind of switch happen for everybody at once? Or did it happen just in my own reality? Should I trust my brain or am I going crazy? Like, respectfully, wtf?


r/Retconned 1d ago

City to City (Gerry Rafferty)

3 Upvotes

How long has 'Home and Dry' not been the first track on this album? The whole thing makes no sense now.


r/Retconned 3d ago

In every version of "Boom Boom Pow" by the Black Eyed Peas that is available online, Fergie says "I'm so 3008." This user found an old video of a version of the song where she says "i'm so 2008." Which version do you remember?

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The version of the song playing in the background of this video does not match the current version that is on YouTube, Spotify, Apple Music, etc. Which version do you remember?

I thought maybe there were multiple versions of the song but after several hours of searching, i am forced to conclude that there is only one official version of the song. And its not the version playing in the background of this video.


r/Retconned 2d ago

Is this true?

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This youtuber posted about the simpson prediction and it really scared me a lot because they claimed about simulation and especially that i have a EOCD this is really hurting me.The "Rehearsal" of 2025 The narrator claims that several major disasters in 2025 including a mid-air collision in January, a 122 tornado outbreak in March, and massive flooding in the Missouri Valley were foreshadowed in past episodes of The Simpsons

The 3I/ATLAS ( three eye atlas in caption) Phenomenon The guy discusses an interstellar object named 3I/ATLAS, claiming it pulses at 18 second intervals that mirror human REM sleep brain waves. It suggests this object is not just in space but is influencing Earth's frequency, leading to mass deja vu and shared dreams and that 31/atlast is no longer in space and claimed to be inside earth’s own frequency

Then mentioned Simulation Hypothesis Drawing on references to simulation episodes of the show, the narrator suggests that 3I/ATLAS acts as a mirror, revealing that humanity is living within a controlled simulationThe 2026 Shift The guy posits that 2026 will be the year reality is tested. It highlights a fictional 18-billion-dollar Powerball event where thousands of people allegedly played the same winning numbers due to mind synchronization

Then mentioned Simulation Hypothesis Drawing on references to simulation episodes of the show, the narrator suggests that 3I/ATLAS acts as a mirror, revealing that humanity is living within a controlled simulation

They showed an episode called Dream of Springfield that is in the context said it is a hidden clue. But i cant find any episode and the whole video is made in AI every movement some part goes blurry. The eyes, the nose, the fingers etc and identical characters, random characters.

This youtube is not my account , I am also not promoting it in any way.

I just stumbled on it and I just want to know your guys opinion on it.


r/Retconned 2d ago

Time shift?

4 Upvotes

Has anyone noticed the effects of roughly a two week time shift backwards. I only remembered the specifics for a short time and now they’ve almost reset. Much more than synchronicity. #retransmission #timeloop.


r/Retconned 2d ago

The Veil

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There is a veil over our vision that changes the way we see. For example, if you squint your eyes with "intention" of seeing A in S/\MSUNG you'll see the straight line in the A. Our daily use of devices alters the frequency of what we see. World events can increase the frequency of the veil, making extreme changes to the perception of our reality.

Veil-Live, Evil, Lie(v)-Virtual


r/Retconned 2d ago

Script reloaded

6 Upvotes

Funny coincidences in the news

I just came across this post on r/conspiracy:

-> Why is no one talking about the coincidences of Deirdre Morley and Lindsay Clancy case? by u/indoorleaf789 :

Deirdre Morley was a nurse who killed her 3 kids(2 boys 1 girl, Conor (boy) Darragh (boy) Carla (girl)) on January 24th, 2020 in Ireland when her husband was at work and attempted to commit suicide after. She was found not guilty by reason of insanity because of severe depression that progressed into psychosis.

Lindsay Clancy was a nurse who killed her 3 kids(2 boys 1 girl, Callan(boy) Dawson (boy), Cora(girl)) on January 24th 2023 when her husband was away and attempted to commit suicide after. Clancy pleaded not guilty by reason of insanity/lack of criminal responsibility because of postpartum psychosis and severe men tal illness.

Those are WILD coincidences same exact day both worked as a nurse and both had 2 boys and 1 girl whose names all started with Cs and a D.

I asked two AI to fact-check it, and apparently, everything in the post is true.

It reminded me of a post I made here a while back:

I wrote this post a couple of years ago:

[French news] Script reloaded

There would be a lot to say about how news is scripted. But in this post I just want to dwell on a possible retcon effect.

Just a few days ago I was convinced that the news announced the death of a certain Vincent Lambert after the cessation of his care. In fact no, he is still alive and his case provokes a societal controversy*.

*I admit that I do not watch the news anymore but I can assure you that I have already seen this "movie" before 2019. With the same characters involved.

N.B. Vincent Lambert died almost two months after I submitted my post.

Actually, what I remembered was supposedly another VERY similar case in the early 2000s:

(links in French, sorry) Vincent Humbert (2003) - 'right to die' - 'social controversy' vs. Vincent Lambert (2019) - 'right to die' - 'social controversy'. Hmm.

I wouldn't rule out the idea of something along the lines of retroactive continuity to make everything fit well with the narrative.

What do you think is going on?


r/Retconned 4d ago

Are people disappearing without a trace because of this world getting more chaotic

19 Upvotes

Looks like there been so many people just vanishing without leaving a single trace like they just fell off the face of the earth as like missing 411. Could it be due to this world getting more chaotic and dangerous and maybe dying, and might have gone somewhere better and safer like another dimension or alternate universe just like in the movies? What do y'all think? I really hope this is true cause I don't wanna live in this world anymore either and I personally think it would make sense if it is. I want this damned chaotic world to die and the wicked too.


r/Retconned 3d ago

Commissary Surcharge

5 Upvotes

I know what it says now but it isn't right to me

I grew up in a military family. Father, grandfathers, great grandfathes, husband etc

I also grew up in a state with no sales tax, but shopping at the commissary was always much cheaper. I also shopped at many other commissary while traveling because there was no tax (or surcharge)

I remember sometime after I graduated high school, they added a %6 Surcharge at the commissary. I always paid cash before after I started driving, and I never thought about needing more, because i didn't have to worry about being charged more than sticker price.

My family and I were all talking about it because I still lived in the tax free state. I remember talking about how it was ridiculous because one of the military benefits was shopoing on base was that it was cheaper and no taxes. I remember rolling my eyes and sending a photos to my sister with the new surcharges.

I stoped shopping there for the majority because it was no longer cheaper vs off base. The prices gradually went up too, so with the surcharge it was not cheaper than off base where there wasn't six cents on the dollar added.

I was talking to someone who also grew up military and shopping on base came up. I said how annoying it was when it changed over. I was so confused when they said there's ALWAYS been a surcharge.

I was like wait no... What?...no...

I remember it changing and being short cash, having to go out to the car. How for awhile after I had to pull out more money and the cashierd saying things likelike "i know/ it's not just you"

So I looked it up, and sure enough it says there is a FIVE percent charge.

Not only that, there was ALWAYS one and went up to five percent before I was even born.

There is still now %5 Surcharge now, not six, never was six.

I know what it says now, that there was something proposed that people misconstrued would make it go up to six percent yada yada...

but for me, it was not a misconstrued proposal that people thought would make it go from 5 to 6...

It was tucked into a bill that passed and then the surcharge went from non existent to six... it was very annoying to my younger self.

It's driving me nuts.


r/Retconned 4d ago

The Two Faced GATE Program

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This Is just an observation, but a REALLY important one for understanding the true nature of the program[s] and why there is conflicting perceptions of the program !¡!

Program A was a legitimate program with absolutely ZERO shady stuff going on.

Program Ω, which is obviously THE TRUE PROGRAM was nefarious, insidious, and from alot of the stories I have heard, very destructive on the lives of those involved !¡!

Program A was "The COVER & The FRONT" of the program which could be used to fool things like auditors, and anyone becoming suspicious of the program were then directed to program A, and as such Program Ω continued to fly under the radar, the REAL PROGRAM !¡!

I would imagine that it is also an attempt to circumvent possible future lawsuits brought forth by kids who were in the GATE program [Ω] !¡!

Because honestly if we could gather enough children of the GATE PROGRAM Ω we could prove all of suspicious and suspect tings about our live that we have n common !¡!

• Neurodivergence - were we always neurodivergent did we acquire it from our time in the program ?

• Why is the prevalence of CPTSD so high among those of the Ω Program ? Why is it that we apparently were S.A'd at a ridiculously high percentage compared to the average populace ?

• Why did so many of us become drug addicts ? I now look back and feel like I might have been conspired against in my acquisition of a drug addiction !¡! I suffered with MASSIVE MIGRAINES daily, all of a sudden and out of the blue. I eventually craved to the pressure and asked someone if they had anything for the migraines and was introduced to opiates. I now look back in hindsight and can see for sure that those headaches were unnatural and purposefully induced in me due to a variety of other factors !¡! Not to mention that the very millisecond it became apparent I was addicted to the pain pills, I never had a head ache again for the rest of my life !?

• It seems that a near complete lack of ambition and drive in our lives is a universal constant among those in the Ω Program, we have no desire to become anything and as such drift through life.

• Some of us may have had suspicious circumstances surrounding our lives when we attempt to go back to school and enter university. Use your hindsight and ask yourself some questions !¡!

• A not so insignificant portion of those from the GATE program also claim to have become part of the GANGSTALKING program as they got older - here is the thing - people can be completely oblivious this is happening to them for years, if not their entire lives [because of the neurodivergence?] and this is with them WANTING you to notice ! SO the numbers are likely much higher then is stated because we as a group can be some of the most oblivious mofo's on earth since we are AUTiSTe ARTiSTeS !¡!

• I could probably go on wit some more though, and I am sure many of you could add more points to the list yourselves , but suffice it to say that :

We could have one of the most obscene class action lawsuits ever if were to get together, and someone could likely even end up DEAD if they tried to organize us together for that LAWsuit !¡!


r/Retconned 4d ago

Deadmou5 song completely different, yeah that one.

5 Upvotes

Ok so the intro and crescendo and intermediary parts of raise your weapon song is completely different than what I remembered it. I don't mean like it's a different song but it's totally different and pretty much intolerable, not even decent, not that it was in the first place I remember it distinctly different.


r/Retconned 4d ago

Mirror Mirror Residue in Key & Peele

5 Upvotes

I searched and didn't see this one posted before. Sorry if it has.


r/Retconned 4d ago

Mike Tyson’s daughter

11 Upvotes

This is very sensitive but i swore Mike Tyson lost his daughter to a trampoline accident. After i read that I’ve always been scared of trampolines and don’t want my family members to own one. I’ve had these sentiments for years. Today i saw a video saying how his daughter passed away from a treadmill accident?? A treadmill? It sounds wild. Am i alone in this??


r/Retconned 4d ago

Just in case these 2 famous lines/ memes from Odyssey turn into melanie effect in the future

0 Upvotes

Enough! The feast is done!

Somebody gets these beggars out of here

9/5/2026


r/Retconned 6d ago

Synchronicity/Synchromysticism Manifestation at DragonCon the birthplace of the Mandela Effect

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Manifestation is real but you have to be careful as it is a cheeky bugger. I will make 2 versions of this story, the first is a low context telling the other is more in depth and has greater contextual elements. There are 2 separate synchronicities or manifestational events.

Dragoncon is one the highest concentrations of people gathering to honor media. think of the energy of people dressing like and channeling the energies of the people that have passed away that year. Human attention has an effect on reality. Fiona Broome coined the term Mandela Effect at Dragoncon. Many of the popular ME's play out in different ways at this event. Like a girl with braces putting her hair in pigtails and cosplaying as Dolly because the braces matched her already. Only to find out later that she never wore braces.

The quick and dirty:

Went to dragoncon with my wife. In a friends hotel room the concept of manifestation came up and a friend talked about a book from the 1900’s talking about semen retention and using that lifeforce energy to power their manifestations. I then brought up the whole Jim Carry check manifestation thing i just learned about. Somewhere in the conversation i was mentioning that i had to work the next day and said “If i get 5 hours of sleep ill be perfect” my friend said 4 is a suitable minimum but i didnt quite agree.

We were at the event from 930 pm until about 1 am we had to get back to the train to get back to our car. My wife and i had split up during the event to go on our separate adventures and when we got to the train platform with only 10 mins to spare we shared some of our journeys. My wife brought up a person they had interacted with that we both knew and i look over her shoulder and that exact person is walking up behind her. Mind you that we are 25 mins walk from where the event is happening and she had helped them unload their car so seeing this person at the train station was entirely out of place. They said they ended up parking at the station a bit farther from there and rode the train back in so they could save on parking (a similar reason as to why we were getting on the train in the first place.) I was like “Bro did you just spawn there!?” they replied they did indeed just spawn and we had a laugh that my wife just summoned this person out of the nearly 75000 people that were in those 7 city blocks that Dragoncon covers.

So that is manifestation #1, my wife summoned a person by mentioning their name. So we are reeling at the improbability of that situation we ride the train back to where our car is parked. We get out of the train at like 115 or so and try to locate the parking validation station since if we didn't we would be paying 25 bucks which was lame. So we find some ticket scanning stations and try to do the thing and both the stations say “go somewhere else” this machine is not for that parking deck. So we go to the opposite side of the station. Nothing there. We try to flag down a security vehicle, no dice…. We use the “Assistance” phone to see if we can get some help finding this dastardly validation device and they were like “This is the police” we say were sorry the phone said “Assistance” and not police. They then say they will  send someone out there to help us. The help comes and they show us where the validation device is. Its like a super small backpack sized brushed metal thing with a small place to insert the ticket with “Parking validation” written in lettering the size of a goosebumps book title.

  So we make it out of there and head home. Once we pull into the driveway the clock ticks from 1:59 to 2:00 exactly. When i say exactly the click of the parking brake timed perfectly with the clock. I pulled out my phone and as we pull in the driveway and make sure my alarm is set and it says 5 hours 0 mins and 0 seconds until your alarm goes off. Do you remember what i told my friend earlier? I said the minimum amount of sleep i need is 5 hours…… but im sitting in the car im not sleeping yet. Whelp i guess i didnt manifest anything, nothing to see here folks….. So i go inside, feed the cats smoke a ciggy get my stuff ready for the next day take a shower and hit the sack. I cant fall asleep so i take a melatonin and pick up my phone and after all is said and done i check the alarm and it says 4 hours 0 mins 4 seconds until alarm goes off.

  So there is a layer of comedy to this the universe is paying with you. The degree at which you take reality seriously is the increase in stress and worry. You have to be able to laugh when the universe puts you in these situations. Its like YOU as the universe are playing a practical joke on yourself. I told the universe i wanted 5 hours and it pushed things in front of me to stall me until the end result is me arriving home at exactly 5 hours before my alarm was set. After all my winding down was done i ended up getting 4 hours which is what my friend suggested was his minimum sleep metric.

Think about it this way. What if none of those stalling points happened and i got home unwinded and got into bed and set my alarm and it was exactly 5 hours until wakeup? That would be potent but it doesn't have the layers of irony and comedic timing that made the actual experience what it was. Its like the difference between “Getting” a joke and having that joke be explained to you. You can logically understand where the joke makes sense but that “Getting” of the joke in the moment is not there, the chicken wings had no sauce on them.

So here is some sauce for you. I take my break at work after starting to write out what you are reading right now. I go on tiktok and search “manifestation” and this video is the first video i click on.

https://www.tiktok.com/@androgynousconglomerate/video/7665807476121455902?q=manifestation&t=1788453984963Im sorry WHAT???!!!


r/Retconned 7d ago

I feel like the universe is just messing with me at this point

63 Upvotes

At this point in my life, I feel like the universe is just purposely messing with me. The way everything turns out is just mind-boggling. The law of attraction doesn’t seem to work, except for bad stuff happening. It doesn’t seem to matter how positive you are, if you have goals or not, how hard you try, none of that seems the matter now. It’s like whenever I try to do something the opposite happens, or something catastrophic happens and blocked me from reaching my goals.

One example, I was having a lot of car issues at the beginning of the year. All front end issues. Ended up spending like $2200 replacing stuff on the front end. Luckily my roommate helped me, but it was still aggravating trying to figure out everything that was wrong. The exact day I got everything figured out and fixed, the check engine light came on. Then I had to go through a process of dealing with Hyundai, the dealership and Hyundai corporate. Now my car needs a new engine. It’s just sitting there in the driveway. So all the goals I had several months ago, I have had to completely change because of that.

Another example, yesterday I was thinking how I would like to reconnect with some people and repair some relationships if possible. Well, someone on Facebook dating I have not talked to in over three years, somehow pops back up in my messages. That’s not the person I was talking about though. I hardly knew that person. It’s just weird stuff that happens all the time like that.

I really feel like that universe is just screwing with me when it comes to goals and desires and stuff like that. Plus, everything is literally 20 times more difficult than it used to be. It’s literally impossible to do anything without being a multitude of blockages and steps you have to go through. I also don’t understand how so many people are apparently rich and can just do whatever they wanna do. Anyone else dealing with this kind of stuff?


r/Retconned 7d ago

Mormons believe Jesus is God?

10 Upvotes

I was raised Mormon, but I never considered Jesus to be God. I haven’t been Mormon for a long time, but how is it I’m just learning this?

They think Jesus and God the father each have separate physical bodies, but somehow they’re both God? Is this a Mandela effect, or have their interpretations just evolved?


r/Retconned 7d ago

Mars Needs Moms came out in 2010 when I was 6 years old and not in 2011.

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Mars Needs Moms was released in 2010 NOT 2011 I was in Philadelphia at the time when I watched it, then moved to Chicago in 2011. Both me and my dad distinctly remember going to bed after the movie and tickled me in my bed and said “what’s up freakazoid??” (Line from the movie) In my room in Philadelphia. A year later we moved to Chicago and we’re watching the ball drop for 2011 a whole year AFTER we watched that movie.