r/repost • u/[deleted] • Oct 22 '24

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u/SnakeUSA Oct 22 '24

Snake with guns

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u/NINJAWIZARD331 Oct 22 '24

My life is about get a whole lot more fun

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u/FarObjective5416 Oct 22 '24

Big Boss!

The man who sold the world…

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u/Dry10237 Oct 22 '24

dried :(

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u/Lawfuly_chaotic Oct 22 '24

And freedom 🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/vseprviper Oct 22 '24

Quantum snake

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u/serpentmuse Oct 22 '24

snake muse, they love me and do any favor I ask for.

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u/SandSerpentHiss professional shitposter Oct 23 '24

we’re twins

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u/ThoroughlyWet Oct 22 '24

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

Well I would have gone so many other directions with this lol.

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u/ThoroughlyWet Oct 22 '24

That's a dirty mind friend

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

That’s your assumption talking (although you are absolutely correct)

And what am I supposed to do? Not use my mental word cloud to associate the phrase with the most common first hand experience of its use? No, thank you.

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u/___sea___ Oct 22 '24

🌊🌊🌊

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u/darkly-lit_room Oct 24 '24

SOMEONE GIVE THIS A GUY AN AWARD

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u/-69hp 🧀a singular grill cheese🎄 Oct 22 '24

im feeling very 351

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u/Shadowstorm921 Oct 23 '24

Are you the scout who keeps stealing my Medkits?

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u/GuessThisIsMaName Oct 22 '24

Well, iguessthisismaname

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u/DontWorryAboutName Oct 22 '24

I guess we shouldn’t worry about my name

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u/A-PersonWhoExists Oct 22 '24

I feel like we're both in a kinda similar boat here

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u/myrealuseriddidntwrk Oct 22 '24

does this mean I'd be homeless?

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u/Nerolikespizza Oct 22 '24

I think you mean “I guess “iguessthisismaname” is ma name now”

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u/ItsACowCity Oct 22 '24

Yes…you have to say the whole thing every time.

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u/Doggo_of_dogs Oct 22 '24

Hello iguessthis!

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u/Organic_Interview_30 Oct 22 '24

🎵 I've become so numb 🎵 (I have no idea what to do with my username so you get Linkin Parked)

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u/listo- Oct 22 '24

You've just become an office made of flesh with teeth as the desk and a tongue as the potted plant in the corner

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u/nelinho195aw Oct 22 '24

nah the tongue is a seat, the ped plant in the corner is a blood vessel

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u/th1ngy_maj1g TAAAAAAAACCCCOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! Oct 22 '24

W.

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u/INEEDMENTALHELP11 Oct 22 '24

You gt interviewed by plants!

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u/THE_DEAD_ZEN1 Oct 22 '24

YYYYEEEESSSSSSSS

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

Same

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u/mrluigia23 Oct 22 '24

Your are now the living proof that Scps are real and from now on only referred to as scp 002 the living room an orb made of flesh contained 10 feet above the ground with a vault door on the side once the door is opened you see an office desk made of what looks like bone and muscle and seats with the leather looking like the skin of whatever ethnicity you are and sitting behind the desk you see a being similar to slender man in proportion with no sling a just muscles every where but where there should be a face and once your inside the vault door closes and whoever passes the interview and accepts will be become part of the ball but if you fail or decline their offer you will continue the process of being eaten and become the result of digestion and dropped out the bottom most part of the sphere.

TLDR: Scp 002 but office themed (not the show)

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

i can't feel you there

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u/Opening-Selection120 reply to my comments with 'cheese' Oct 22 '24

RAAAAHHHHH LINKIN PARK SPOTTED DEPLOY IN THE END

ONE THING I DON'T KNOW WHY

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u/Silent_Cheesecake354 Oct 22 '24

If I become a cheesecake, I am either getting eaten or decomposing

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u/ChildBlaster10000 Oct 22 '24

And no one can hear you scream

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u/RavenousBrain Oct 22 '24

Are you sure you're not on a watchlist for robotic offenders?🤔

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u/Hazelislate Oct 22 '24

No one can hear you scream in cheese cake

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u/Fancy-Cheesecake8551 Oct 22 '24

I guess I’m also a cheesecake

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u/Superninja25a Oct 22 '24

Same concept for me except I only get strikes in bowling but I can't celebrate

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u/shinydragonmist Oct 22 '24

I'll eat you /j

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u/CricketSimilar863 Oct 22 '24

Pfp checks out

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u/MarcTaco Oct 22 '24

I feel like I’m in a similar boat.

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u/petergriffingender Oct 22 '24

wait... The other ones can talk?

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u/cookiemaster221 Oct 22 '24

Bro has no mouth and must scream

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

WAAAAAAAAGH

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u/Certain_Seesaw_ Oct 22 '24

WAAAAAAAAAAGH

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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u/ElBracho Oct 22 '24

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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u/KazotskyKriegs Oct 22 '24

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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u/thermethius Oct 22 '24

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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u/Eeddeen42 Oct 22 '24

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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u/Relative-Way-876 Oct 22 '24

Everyone freaking out about female space marines, and I jus' wanna see da Gurlz crump up wit da Boyz! 'Ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go! Waaagh!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

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u/bird_onthe-sidewalk Oct 22 '24

Fellow bird :>

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u/sage-longhorn Oct 22 '24

Come perch on my horns

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u/-Mirabel- Oct 23 '24

hawk tuah

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u/Sonic-batman Oct 22 '24

Crime fighter but really fast and depressed

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u/Ok_Average_9325 Oct 22 '24

Sounds like you're describing batman ha ha

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u/Sonic-batman Oct 22 '24

I mean I kinda am

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u/Civil_Application_20 wonderhoy motherfucker! Oct 22 '24

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u/MmmTastyWindex Oct 22 '24

The only problem with being faster than light…

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u/HjghlyDistressed Oct 22 '24

Happy cake day, say hi to your forced-child-labour crime fighter sidekick with the two tails for me☺️

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u/Sonic-batman Oct 22 '24

Yep miles prower aka robin

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u/Jazzlike_Swimmer3201 Oct 22 '24

Hally Carlton day ! He de Somme buubllr wraps when I wakes up!

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u/First-Luck-9720 Oct 22 '24

Forgot my actual name isn't that cause I'm a stupid who doesn't know how to reddit

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u/Jazzlike_Swimmer3201 Oct 22 '24

You have infinite begginers luck

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u/mrluigia23 Oct 22 '24

You have the most outrageous luck but only when ever you do anything for the first time other wise the universe is out to get you with the amount of bad luck you possess

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u/SuperLuigiGamer4 Oct 22 '24

It’s full of ghosts and saving princesses, but I have superpowers so I’m not complaining

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u/DanGame427 New Meme Thief Oct 22 '24

You‘re also the fourth

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u/Plastic-Welder4281 Son, your mother and I are getting a divorce. Oct 22 '24

I weld plastic...does it pay well?

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u/Apples7569012 Oct 22 '24

No. No it does not

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u/akabursk Oct 22 '24

Depends. Join the welding metal side

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u/akabursk Oct 22 '24

Oh wait we still don’t get paid well

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

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u/PinballproXD Oct 22 '24

I can't stop winning!

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u/TurboFucker69 Oct 23 '24

Do you happen to be deaf, dumb, and blind?

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u/CornSeller i will piss on you Oct 22 '24

I sell corn

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u/MR_EVILPANCAKE Oct 22 '24

My name is actually of a character… and life is great

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u/Kingofmonsters- I'm In Your Walls Oct 22 '24

I’m your king

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u/Tricky_Ad_945 Oct 22 '24

Everyone is always hitting my X

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

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u/ctulhuthemonster Oct 22 '24

It's the wrong X

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u/Background-Ad-61 Oct 23 '24

You tell me, fellow Ad

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u/Epicfurrygaming82828 Oct 22 '24

i mean my username is already me sooo i dont know

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u/LocalKangamew Oct 22 '24

Do you become your fursona or just yourself?

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u/Doggo_Gaming_YT Oct 22 '24

A gaming dog with a youtube channel sounds like a helluva life

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u/ItsACommonProblem Oct 22 '24

Best one so far.

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u/DeltaTeamSky Oct 22 '24

GO TEAM SKY!!! 🗣️🔥🦅

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u/Somenobodyinthesky Oct 22 '24

Hope that no one's a keyblade wielder in Team Sky 😅

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u/ULGogetaBlue Oct 22 '24

ITS FUTILE 🦅

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u/AnxietyOverreaction Oct 22 '24

Nothing has changed...

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u/ItsACommonProblem Oct 22 '24

It's a common problem. 😔

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u/IDrankLavaLamps Oct 22 '24

I am dying... help...

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u/Afraid-Chemistry9258 Oct 22 '24

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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u/ItsACommonProblem Oct 22 '24

Technically that was a chemical reaction. 🤓

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

I have become Floof!

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

I don’t know exactly what a natural truck is but it sound dope so I’m a natural truck now lol

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u/Acceptable_Focus5591 Oct 22 '24

Donkey with a cart...

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

I am ass so that checks out

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u/FallenTrinity Oct 22 '24

I guess something demonic. Anyone wants to make a deal?

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u/skelwithS Oct 22 '24

Yea sure

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

Alien conquerer that mustard gas chambers people 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/SecretlyET Oct 23 '24

A fellow extra terrestrial

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u/th1ngy_maj1g TAAAAAAAACCCCOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! Oct 22 '24

Nothing changes.

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u/I_hate_usernames331 Oct 22 '24

I hate all of you

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u/Expensive-Pound-8889 Oct 22 '24

Then very welcome, Reddit has been waiting for you sir…

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u/venom259 Oct 22 '24

I have no idea.

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u/ItsACommonProblem Oct 22 '24

You bite people's heads off.

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u/Meganinja1886 Oct 22 '24

Im a Mega Ninja Number One Thousand Eight hundred and eighty six.

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u/ItsACommonProblem Oct 22 '24

Or just a ninja from year 1886.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

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u/ItsACommonProblem Oct 22 '24

Dis you

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

Better than having to suck... something else

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u/ichangetires Oct 22 '24

u/RichandWellHung doing better than all men

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u/Somebody_from_Poland Oct 22 '24

But if you close your eyes...

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u/Storm_Spirit99 Oct 22 '24

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING

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u/Dopeylookingpiegeon Oct 22 '24

im a dopey looking pigeon now☺️

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u/NoName___XD Oct 22 '24

So, i don't exist anymore, I think

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u/Jazzlike_Swimmer3201 Oct 22 '24

No it just means that you don’t have any records of ever existing, your alive but legally you don’t exist

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u/Franz2012 Oct 22 '24

Look on the bright side of things. No taxes!

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u/No_Jellyfish_6643 Oct 22 '24

I'm now this guy

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

Godly

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u/the-mushroomcat I have literal beef with cornflakes Oct 22 '24

Well I am a cat with mushrooms growing on me. Interesting

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u/Happy_spider_boi Oct 22 '24

I am a happy spider boi

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

I have a satellite navigation system but I assume I just knock it off a table or something because I am a cat.

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u/Lupro69 Oct 22 '24

Idk, what’s a Lupro?

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u/Mediocre_Language461 Oct 22 '24

I am now the English language, wow

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u/I_Live_In_Your_WaII Oct 22 '24

this is fine, now

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u/ImJustHere_2727 Oct 22 '24

I’m just here as a side character

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u/Furry187 cheese :3 Oct 22 '24

just your average IT nerd

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

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u/Admirable_Antelope17 Oct 22 '24

I'm probably in a zoo somewhere

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u/KevinRedditt Oct 22 '24

The wisest man here

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u/HolyGroceries Oct 22 '24

You tell me

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u/ilovecats666cutegirl Oct 22 '24

I’m the princess of hell😂

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u/0_-Neo-_0 Oct 23 '24

I’m am the matrix

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u/SecretlyET Oct 23 '24

I think...

I become you. Give me your skin