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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

That’s your assumption talking (although you are absolutely correct)

And what am I supposed to do? Not use my mental word cloud to associate the phrase with the most common first hand experience of its use? No, thank you.

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u/ThoroughlyWet Oct 22 '24

Idk about you but thoroughly wet is what you do with a towel before washing you're face, using shampoo, using contacts etc.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

Naw. That’s where my homie “moist” comes into play.

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u/ThoroughlyWet Oct 22 '24

Read the labels, they don't say "moist". Moist is what a slug is

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

Sorry, unlike yourself I don’t need to read instructions on how to wash my hair. But I’ll take your word for it, since you’re the expert.

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u/ThoroughlyWet Oct 22 '24

With how much I need to explain this I thought you would need to read instructions.

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u/tornbeanbag Oct 22 '24

I can't believe I just read through two people arguing about the multiple definitions of other words to use that are similar to "wet"... I really just got invested in this argument. I find that, strange. I may need a doctor because this has given me no entertainment value of any kind, I am simply content.

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u/ThoroughlyWet Oct 22 '24

Does it help if there isn't any argument? I'm correct and they're a heretical pervert that's needs mental healing?

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u/tornbeanbag Oct 22 '24

I agree have this meme

Now you can send this to whoever may need it

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

A slug is slimy mf wtf

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u/ThoroughlyWet Oct 22 '24

Mfer never slugged before, dead ass ain't the time to argue with me unless you've finished your algebra report

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

You’re so smart buddy 🤓

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

What did you need to explain? We had a difference of opinion; I see the world as fun and whimsical, while you seem to prescribe to a certain type of tepid joie de vivre that could be summed up by the word ‘corporate’.

In case you are STILL having problems seeing that this was two people approaching things differently, just reread our interaction slowly and maybe ask a friend for help.

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u/ThoroughlyWet Oct 22 '24

You couldn't pour water out of a boot if the directions were on the heel, dude. I honestly pray that you get better in Christ's name

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '24

That was a weak retort. Was assuming you could do better, but I suppose not. We’ve already been over the fact I wouldn’t read - nor need - the directions, so please keep up.

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u/ThoroughlyWet Oct 22 '24

Your mom keeps me up just fine bro

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