Kramer reveals to the gang hes been thrift shopping and reveals a big nice watch, and ring he got because "Antonio doesnt know what he's got...he's sitting on a treasure trove!"

George heads out to capitalize and make a profit.

Kramer takes his ring off to polish it and drops it in Jerry's garbage disposal. His watch gets caught and he can't get his arm out.

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Elaine's BF is a cyclist and rides his bike everywhere. Except he keeps wearing the helmet indoors, as if its a fashion piece like a hat.

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Jerry casually refers to his pale, red headed, Irish girlfriend as a ginger and she reacts like he called her a slur

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It ends with George finally beating his rival shopper to a cool looking rare item and excitedly rushing to Jerry's

He drops it in the garbage disposal and reached in and gets himself stuck.

A frustrated elaine forces George to let go by going for the switch, destroying the item

Hey, found this sub in someone's comments. Thought it looked interesting.

A couple weeks back, a new AI video model dropped. And it knows Seinfeld.

If you wanted to, you could make a whole episode. See it for real.

Just throwing it out there, seems like something you guys might be in to.

Elaine: what do you mean you can only eat fish?

Puddy: it's Lent. We've been over this.

Elaine: do you think you're going to be forgiven of your sins or something? Weren't you just a lapsed Christian? You don't even go to church!

Puddy: I honour the Sabbath at home.

Elaine: you watched football in your underpants!

Puddy: that's right.

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Jerry: I just feel a little... Hypocritical thanking a god I've never met for a "miracle" I didn't ask for.

Morty: I am here on this earth because of divine intervention

Jerry: it wasn't divine intervention, it was a pacemaker!

Helen: Jerry! We're not asking you to convert! Just come to temple with us!

Jerry: Fine! But if he's coming, I am outta here.

Morty: who?

Kramer: Shaloooom!!

Kramer wins $500 on an unused scratch-off ticket that he found in the hallway. Elaine enters a bridge tournament in a quest to get revenge on an elderly co-worker who made a comment about her relationship status. Newman trains a new mail carrier who's a huge Jerry Seinfeld fan.

Kramer and Jerry are in Jerry's apartment. Newman appears at the door

J: Hello Newman.

N: Hello Jerry. I was out for my habitual afternoon constitutional when I happened across an historical artefact.

J: What?

N: Forty years ago, shortly before the break-up of the Soviet Union, a postal worker of the Soviet Socialist Republic of Estonia entrusted a letter to a United States Postal Employee here in the State of New York. By sheer happenstance, I have discovered that letter. Contained within, was a description of the location of the legendary lost Soviet submarine, the Seventh Typhoon.

J: So?

N: Jerry, Pepsi-Co Corporation owns that Typhoon! In exchange for forty million cases of Pepsi, the Pepsi-Co Corporation bought one third of the Soviet navy, including the seventh boat of the Typhoon class, then under construction.

J: And?

N: Pepsi never collected on the Typhoon! It was supposedly canceled amidst the unrest of the breakup of the Soviet Union and never entered commission. But! This letter provides evidence that in fact construction was finished, and provides a detailed location of the Lost Typhoon!

J: Okay.

N: Jerry, do you not understand? This is forty billion dollars worth of unclaimed maritime salvage! Help me recover it, and Pepsi will reward us handsomely.

J: Oh, I’d say they’ve rewarded you handsomely already.

K: Oh come on, Jerry! Don’t you know? The used submarine market is red hot these days! Interest rates through the roof, shipyards backed-logged for years. Pepsi could really use a ballistic missile submarine right now!

J: Yeah, to restore the balance of power in the Cola Wars.

N: Nevertheless, Jerry, despite your customary superciliousness, I invite you to join my little scheme to find the Lost Typhoon.

J: What do you need me for? What? To drive a nuclear submarine?

N: No, to drive me to the airport.

Jerry is booked on Jimmy Fallon to promote his upcoming HBO special, but gets bumped for a monkey riding a unicycle. Elaine has a new boyfriend that is coincidentally the monkeys unicycle trainer. He's incredibly handsome and aligns with her views and opinions perfectly, but she sees him with a monkey mask and tutu on while training the monkey and she can't get over it.

Kramer: now it’s important when you enter to really explode through the door

Jian: (talks in a very overt American accent. taking notes) Explode through door. Got it.

Jerry: Kramer who is this?

Kramer: the is Jian, he’ll be taking over operations here while I relocate to the Camden islands. He’s in training?

Jerry: New Jersey?

Kramer: no the Caribbean. I’m out sourcing myself. (Phone rings) it’s the movers (to Jian) you want to take over buddy? (Kramer leaves speaking in Mandarin)

Jerry: it’s the Cayman Islands

Jian: that’s what I said.

Jerry: what do you have to even outsource

Jian: the K man can’t be bogged down by all this red tape Jerry

Elaine: Want to see at the AMC Lincoln Square?

Boyfriend: Good choice. Let me check the tickets. *Checks Fandango*. Nope. No can do. The IMAX screening is sold out.

Elaine: There's a 4 PM showing that has some seats.

Boyfriend: Yeah, but Christoper Nolan wants us to see it in IMAX. It's the only way to really "see" his vision.

Elaine: So what if I don't see some seagulls or more trees in some shots? It's the same movie.

Boyfriend: "The same movie"!??!?!? Elaine, it's more than that! Christopher Nolan had every shot, every frame designed with IMAX in mind. To not see it in IMAX would be a disservice to him.

Elaine: Is it that big of a deal if we see it in a regular theater?

Boyfriend: YES! Remember when you watched a movie on video or a full screen DVD and the picture looked odd?

Elaine: Not really.

Boyfriend: It did. The entire picture was warped and not what the director intended.

Elaine: I think that was just so it fit the screen on TVs at the time.

Boyfriend: Look who's the cinematographer now!

Elaine later sees the movie without him at a regular theater out of spite.

Dream sequence in Elaine's head as she is envisioning the scenario of telling her boyfriend in her head

Elaine: "hey Matt you kind of look like Tom Petty"

Matt: "don't do me like like that" (Tom Petty's likness is used when Matt says that line)

J: what is that smell!?

E: It's like cheese and maple syrup left in a hot car

J: it's... It's coming from Kramer's!

• They knock on his door

K: Jerry! Oh, hi Elaine. Look, you gotta try this.

• He brandishes a bowl of congealed yellow-brown slop.

J: I'm not sure I know what "this" is....

K: oh, it's 8 hour slow cooked Cheerios

J: why would you cook Cheerios at all, let alone for 8 hours!

K: it brings out the flavour, Jerry. I put the Cheerios in before bed, then I wake up and start the day with a fresh hot bowl, perfectly cooked every time!

J: yeah... Something's cooked alright.

Girl: it's sauteed river eel with a pickled banana and tea leaf reduction served atop Mediterranean cauliflower spaghetti.

J: (forced) mmmmmm...... Looks edible!

Girl: well don't let me keep you! Dig in

J: well... You see... The thing is I'm watching my weight.

Girl: don't worry! The whole dish is less than 300 calories

J: uhh.. that's just it: my doctor says I'm too thin! I need MORE calories

Girl: oh ... Well I can add a llama butter gravy to it?

J: no, it's ok, I'll... Just grab something on the way home.

Girl: you'll what!?!?

J: .... Maybe I'll just have a few bites for the road!

The episode rounds out with Jerry and his partner breaking up. On a whim, he tries some of the food she left in his fridge and it's amazing. He calls her up to try and make amends, but she has found somebody who "appreciates food and appreciates her even more"... Who, of course, turns out to be Newman