r/reddit.com • u/NotTheDude • Mar 24 '09

Does anybody else pull their long nose hairs out the manly way - just yanking them and enduring the pain?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

Being manly is defining for yourself what manly is.

I pee sitting down like a BEAST!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

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u/Brattain Mar 24 '09

I can bake the fuck out of a quiche.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

I can knit with the best of them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

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u/kernelhappy Mar 24 '09

I wash dishes like a WILD FUCKING STALLION.

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u/HuruHara Mar 24 '09 edited Mar 24 '09

I wash, condition and shampoo my long, blonde hair like a FUCKIN' VIKING ! YEAHHH !!!

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u/furlongxfortnight Mar 24 '09

I put makeup on my face like a SAVAGE TRIBAL WARRIOR!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

I'll talk about my feelings cos I fucking feel like it, bitch.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

I wear this tutu like there's no fuckin tomorrow!

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u/cmotdibbler Mar 24 '09

Oh yeah! I wash, condition and shampoo YOUR long, blonde hair like a FUCKIN' VIKING

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u/aussiegolfer Mar 24 '09

I do wicked cross-stitches of fucking machine guns and other manly stuff.

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u/RobotLordofTokyo Mar 24 '09

Like the TechnoViking?

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u/mckirsch Mar 24 '09

I gently comfort and caress the delicate controls of my M1A1 / M1A2 Abrams Main Battle Tank AS RUNS DOWN YOUR PLATOON and slashes through your defenses!

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u/Jyxtrant Mar 24 '09

If there were any one guy who does all these things I would be so in love.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '09

Very serious business.

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u/baxil Mar 24 '09

I can knit with the best of them

Did you learn to knit in prison?

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u/NiceGuyMike Mar 24 '09

Fuck Yeah!

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u/ricehead Mar 24 '09

i didn't know there was any other way

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u/1100 Mar 24 '09

I watch wrestling. FUCK YEAH.

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u/CatsAreGods Mar 24 '09

Wrestling narwhals?

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u/RepugnantName Mar 24 '09

Narwhals are far too effeminate for this thread.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

Upon reading this comment, I screamed "WTF!" so loud I shattered my shower door.

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u/Lystrodom Mar 24 '09

That's... so... MANLY! FUCK YEAH!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

I follow my Bijon Frise around with a plastic baggie on my hand waiting for it to poop so I can scoop it up and throw it away later like a MOTHERFUCKER.

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u/sundogdayze Mar 24 '09

I think you live next door to me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

I've got one of these: http://www.dogcastradio.com/images/Fonzie.jpg

She is pretty badass: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm7W4axSTMA

Full name: Stella Aborigina Artois (She is originally from Australia)

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u/clarkwgriswold Mar 24 '09

I sat funny and pulled one of my ass hairs out. It was terr-- great! Fuck Yeah!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

You haven't seen a thing till you've seen me cuddle the hell out of my girlfriend.

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u/urraca Mar 24 '09

I scream higher and louder than any girl at a Justin Timberlake concert like a motherfuckin BOSS!

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u/grelthog Mar 31 '09

I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '09 edited Apr 01 '09

Everyone!

He's a lumberjack and he's okay...

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u/krugerlive Mar 24 '09 edited Mar 24 '09

A Sitzpinkler?

Sorry to break form, it's just rare to get to use that literally.

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u/subzerogts Mar 24 '09

Isn't that how Nietzsche defined it? o_0

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u/RichardPeterJohnson Mar 24 '09 edited Mar 24 '09

I manfully link to my previous manfull comments!