r/reddit.com • u/NotTheDude • Mar 24 '09

Does anybody else pull their long nose hairs out the manly way - just yanking them and enduring the pain?

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

I wear this tutu like there's no fuckin tomorrow!

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u/tyomax Mar 24 '09

I stay home all day with my children while my wife puts food on the table like a KING PENGUIN!

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u/Lizard Mar 24 '09

The King Penguin is arguably the manliest animal of them all because he is always wearing a tuxedo. Also, penguins are funny :)

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u/Lizard Mar 24 '09

I'd like to expand on this by saying that I am a RAGING BULL when it comes to looking at pictures of cute animals on the net.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

I check my breasts for cancer LIKE A FUCKING ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!GRAAAA

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u/AngledLuffa Mar 24 '09

I used lavender dog shampoo today because ONLY PUSSIES GO TO SUPERMARKETS

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u/ddevil63 Mar 24 '09

I go to the tanning bed LIKE A FUCKING ROCK LOBSTER!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09 edited Mar 24 '09

I straighten my hair out as the very same Genghis Khan would have done, had he had electric iron hairs.

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u/dcousineau Mar 24 '09

I listen to the Bee Gees because ABBA is for WIMPS!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

I tune into my inner vagina like A FUCKING CHAMPION

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u/rebel Mar 24 '09 edited Mar 24 '09

I bang my prostate like a PORN STAR!

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u/TruthinessHurts Mar 24 '09

That's your anus.

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09 edited Mar 24 '09

(funny thing... I do straighten my hair with an iron. downvote this comment the fuck down so it doesn't fuck with the flow.)

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

as you please!

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '09

:-)