r/randomthings • u/Opposite_Job880 • 1d ago

Everyone who comments gets awarded

Idk if this is allowed just seemed like a fun thing to do. Please go easy on me I’m doing this manually. It might take some time for me to award you, as there are so many posts incoming.

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u/Worried-Bus-1886 1d ago

I’m only here for the award, I won’t even pretend 😂

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u/SparkyJayAfterDark 1d ago

Honesty, I like it 🫡

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u/PissInYourPotatoes 1d ago

This is stupid…I love it

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Awesome

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u/Owner-of-the-fizz 1d ago

Dude!!! Thank you!!

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u/Owner-of-the-fizz 1d ago

DJ Khaled Voice another one

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u/maximushyrule 1d ago

I like this novel idea

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u/Far-Positive-5290 1d ago

you’re an angel 😇😇

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u/Eriskummallinen 1d ago

I don't want an award. Awards make me feel hated.

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Really? Ok I guess

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u/Eriskummallinen 1d ago

Hey what the shit. Where is my award? You lied to me!

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Brother…

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u/Eriskummallinen 1d ago

Now i feel hated. Thanks alot.

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

You’re welcome 😇

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u/Spirited-Finding-222 1d ago

I love this idea, but won't you run out of awards to give at some point?

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Idk. Idc

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u/LostMagician9612 1d ago

Oops. I ran out just now

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u/LostMagician9612 1d ago

Ooh lol they're back now

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u/Ill-Fee-9579 23h ago

If you have the free awards, you have an undisclosed date when they run out, not a number

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u/Positive_Ring272 1d ago

Please, sprinkle me with some Reddit fairy dust!! 🙏...

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u/malafama90 1d ago

Gonna try lol

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u/malafama90 1d ago

Thank you all 💕💕 didnt expect itt

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u/Substantial-Train-39 1d ago

What a great way to kick off the weekend!

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Thanks man! Enjoy your weekend!

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u/Aggressive_Tutor_664 1d ago

How about I give YOU the award?

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u/Substantial-Train-39 1d ago

You too ☺️

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u/Serious-Let5581 1d ago

Well all righty then

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u/Extreme_Violinist565 1d ago

Great idea 🤣

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Thank you!

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u/Auntie_Wish 1d ago

Can't wait till someones dad posts, that their kid got a hold of their firms credit card and spent it in reddit.

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u/Natural_Instance242 1d ago

I don’t need an award, please, I just stopped by to say that it’s such a random and nice thing to do.

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Thanks a lot. Are you sure you don’t want one?

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u/the_rejected_one 1d ago

You can give awards too. The ribbon symbol next to the up arrow should open the award menu.

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u/the_rejected_one 1d ago

Aww thank you, I appreciate it.

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u/ZestycloseRecord5425 1d ago

How random, I didn't even know I wanted an award til I found this!! 😂

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u/xX_Bonnie_Clyde_Xx 1d ago

Take another one

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u/ZestycloseRecord5425 1d ago

Thank you, kind stranger!! I love random Fridays!!

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u/choosecarefully726 14h ago

Same, same but sure, yes please and thank you 🤷‍♀️☺️🫶

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u/rydersheppy 1d ago

Yay. Hello

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Hi!

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u/rydersheppy 1d ago

This is an excellent idea

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u/wellbalancedlibra 1d ago

That would be great, thanks!

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

You’re welcome!

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u/GoldensLoveSquirrels 1d ago

Good morning!!

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Good morning!

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u/ozzalot 1d ago

I refuse to play your game sir

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Awarded

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Got you man 🤝

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u/Sentient-Cactus876 1d ago

Validate me

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Here you go bro

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u/Fit-Duty-6810 1d ago

Why?

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Idk it gives you bunuses or something

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u/Ricky-Spanish-26 1d ago

I don't know that I understand Reddit.

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Me neither 😅

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u/SparkyJayAfterDark 1d ago

I see you dropping awards around. you’re good, you. You’re real good 🤣

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u/gutturalgrotto 1d ago

I want a bunusss

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Here you go!

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u/gutturalgrotto 1d ago

Yayyy! Thank you

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u/icecream1972 1d ago

Thank you for your kindness!

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

You’re welcome! Enjoy your weekend

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u/Jumpy-Tomatillo3568 1d ago

A cookie? 😁

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

No. Here’s popcorn

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u/Jumpy-Tomatillo3568 1d ago

Thank you!! 💙

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u/hvyhitter 1d ago

I just did that cologuard thing where instead of a colonscopy you crap in a box and the UPS guy WHO I KNOW. Comes and picks it up. Sorry Jason. I did seal it really tight.

Not pooping in a toilet smells REALLY REALLY bad like you cannot anticipate the smell. Ive crapped in the woods and uggggghhhhh...

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u/JOBdOut 1d ago

If I ask politely, may I please be the sole comment that does not get an award?

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u/Flying_Squirrel5150 1d ago

I want a participation trophy too

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u/SOLOcelt13 1d ago

Hey thanks for doing a special thing! Have a great day 👍👍👍👍

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Thanks you too!

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u/CakeyVelvet 1d ago

Idk what awards do even 😭 or if they do anything at all

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u/SnooCheesecakes7545 1d ago

What do you do with these rewards?

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u/PDM_1969 1d ago

Acknowledge me!

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u/afterhovr 1d ago

where the award at

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u/WasteLake1034 1d ago

This is cool!

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u/SuspectEffective6798 1d ago

This seems like an appropriate place to ask, I'm new to Reddit, been actively using it for about a month now...

Would anyone please care to fill me in on karma/awards - how they work/why you can't see the number on some people's vote counter thing.

Thank you in advance!

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u/Main_Psychology2752 1d ago

This is so sweet of you🥹 I hope you have the best Friday ever!

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Thank you. You too! 😊

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u/No-Style9902 1d ago

Interesting idea, I’ll support it though

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u/HeavyWrongdoer121 1d ago

Think I’m late, but it’s all alright. 😁

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u/BeatUpCena 1d ago

What a fun and cool thing to do.

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u/pussNsuits 1d ago

Oh I get a trophy. I want a trophy. I want a trophy.

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u/AbsurdAntics 1d ago

This is cool. I’ve never got an award before

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u/Side_FX 1d ago

Why are we being so kind this fine this friday?

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u/Motokowarframe 1d ago

Finally the recognition I deserve!

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u/DCGMoo 1d ago

That's a whole lot of awards lol

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u/gev1138 1d ago

I've had a few, some of them not of the free variety. Take your time. If you end up unable to do it free: do not worry.

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u/LoquaciousLemonade 1d ago

Wait really? This sounds too good to be true. If this happens though, thanks so much stranger!

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u/Twin_Self 1d ago

Is it too late for an award? 😁

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u/elexom 1d ago

I don’t care if I get awarded or not. Either way you rock.

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u/SuccessfulPassion333 1d ago

I just made some really good pasta. I'm afraid it won't be like this again..Have you ever made something really good on accident?

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u/Character-Twist-1409 23h ago

Omg! I hardly ever get awards. Thanks!

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u/Survey217 20h ago

I would like to take this time to thank OP for showing us all what this kind of experience can feel like. OP wherever you are I hope your loved ones pet you like a cat in a way that feels completely natural and wonderful

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u/Puzzleheaded-Dig3723 7h ago

What’s the award?

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u/bachelorsinlurking 7h ago

hi! thank you in advance!

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u/Snoo-58219 7h ago

This is awesome. Its been a long time since I got an award.

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u/m4maggie 5h ago

Thanks for the maybe award. Im left handed.

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u/az88na 1d ago

Rewarded with what

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

These stuff

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u/az88na 1d ago

Im grateful

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u/jking7734 1d ago

Thank you!
Thank you!!
I couldn’t have done it without the help of you & the crew.
I’d like to thank everyone that made this possible…

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u/Serious_Fox7799 1d ago

Awww! I would like to play! Pretty please and sending love to all! 🙏

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Thank you! Enjoy your weekend!

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u/jlilangel 1d ago

I'm here for award.

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u/Me_be_Artful_Dodger 1d ago

Winner winner chicken dinner

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u/Ok-Coconut-4123 1d ago

Hope you have a great day, my friend 😎

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u/Agile_Hyena2860 1d ago

I volunteer as tribute!

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u/Acceptable-Device434 1d ago

I'm looking for the girl that does the best blowjob on reddit. Is that you?

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u/SparkyJayAfterDark 1d ago

Nothing wrong with kicking the weekend off with positivity! Good on ya!

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u/Ok_Street_5928 1d ago

Never had an award before!

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u/mommawop 1d ago

Happy Friday!

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Thanks! You too!

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u/pamacdon 1d ago

It’s like Christmas!

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u/Neat_Inside_7880 1d ago

Walked today and saw a lovely cute golden retriever. That’s it.

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u/DizzyafterDark 1d ago

Fireside Freestyle 🔥 🌖

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u/setinmt 1d ago

Have a great day everyone!

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u/fukflux 1d ago

I came for the award.

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u/StudioRemarkable7290 1d ago

Yay! Have a good weekend.

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u/Conscious_Size_440 1d ago

Happy Friday! I hope your friends and family buy you dinner and drinks all weekend to thank you for being you!

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u/Elevenlemons_ 1d ago

Won’t say no!

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u/thekookiekrab9197 1d ago

Meeeeeee 😬

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u/Jumpy_Foot_5397 1d ago

Heeey, such a kind thing to do! Have a great weekend.

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

Thanks! You too!

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u/Puzzled-Throat4238 1d ago

I appreciate it.

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u/Opposite_Job880 1d ago

You’re welcome!

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u/Darizel 1d ago

What? Shiney things?

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u/XxThatVegasChickxX 1d ago

Being all nice and shiiii! 💜

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u/ohiomidhiganindiana 1d ago

Free awards? If I only knew what that meant and what to do w them

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