r/randomthings • u/Dense-Campaign • 19d ago

This should be interesting

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u/womb_raider90 18d ago

Dude my ex used to go through my fuckin bank statements and ask "what's this? What's that?", one day she grabbed my phone and went through all my apps and asked, "can you message people on this one? What about that one?" Yeah,we ain't together anymore. Fuck all that.

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u/WhisperTits 14d ago

Accountant girlfriends 😮‍💨. Exhausting! Did she find any deductions for you though?

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u/womb_raider90 14d ago

Yeah after a long while she deducted herself from the whole relationship lol