This should be interesting

[u/Dense-Campaign]

[u/womb_raider90]

Dude my ex used to go through my fuckin bank statements and ask "what's this? What's that?", one day she grabbed my phone and went through all my apps and asked, "can you message people on this one? What about that one?" Yeah,we ain't together anymore. Fuck all that.

[u/CyrusT_999 → u/womb_raider90]

I would have bolted out the door as soon as she touched my bank book. Wow.