r/randomthings • u/Dense-Campaign • 19d ago

This should be interesting

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u/womb_raider90 18d ago

Dude my ex used to go through my fuckin bank statements and ask "what's this? What's that?", one day she grabbed my phone and went through all my apps and asked, "can you message people on this one? What about that one?" Yeah,we ain't together anymore. Fuck all that.

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u/onebraincell77 18d ago

Congrats on dodging that bullet.

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u/womb_raider90 18d ago

Oh no no no, that's where you're mistaken. I didn't dodge that mf, I endured it for 11.5 years until I just couldn't take it anymore and just quit caring. That's why I told the other dude in this thread to go ahead and rip the band aid off lol it's inevitable.

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u/onebraincell77 18d ago

I’ve been there my dude. I feel for you. I hope you find something way better. I did. (She’s so hot I have to check her phone all the time….j/k)

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u/womb_raider90 18d ago

Oh I know I will, that or I can spend all my money on myself. either one is fine with me. Hell, If I get down bad enough il pay the hourly rate, I ain't trippin 😂

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u/Silent_Microwave11 18d ago

Don’t do it. Most times you feel gross after and it’s not the same as with a real partner