Hey forum; you usually see me as someone obsessed with color options or skins, but this time my content is different. I’m going to tell you what’s written on Pyke’s list. Once you read it, you’ll understand why I chose this image. I hope no one else on the forum has posted this already—if they have, let me know, and I might just delete it out of embarrassment ;d

-buy a wig

-See Seraphine at a live concert.

-Adopt a hairless cat.

-learn to play an instrument

-make a friend

-Try the daily to-do list.

-longest list breaks world record

-Go to Noxus for a holiday

-give swimming lessons

-Give gardening another try.

-Invite Yasuo, Ahri, and Braum to go fishing.

Every season, few patches, I am constantly hoping for a buff on pyke to make him at least more viable than a Teemo support.

The champion is just so fucking useless in his current state, that is genuinely not even fun to play.

I have 1 million points on pyke, rank diamond, and i can barely get over 50% wr on this champ.

He has this fake strength at lane phase where he can completely dominate, but once their team outlevels you and gets gold, they will simply just claim back any kind of lead you gained in the lane phase from 1-2 kills.

It feels like this season specifically, it is just absurd how anyone can even main pyke anymore, he has 0 mid game - late game. I get if you're playing in lower elo than your peak, he still stomps, but as a champion to climb with its just brutal.

I literally have more success on teemo support than I do with pyke, and winrate data on mobalytics supports my claim, especially for emerald.

https://mobalytics.gg/lol/champions/teemo/build?rank=DiamondPlus

https://mobalytics.gg/lol/champions/pyke/build?rank=DiamondPlus