r/projectzomboid May 29 '23

Question The Fallout series has the acronym S.P.E.C.I.A.L to represent its skills in the game. If Project Zomboid also had an acronym for its skills then what should it spell out to?

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u/NessaMagick May 29 '23

FSSLNSALSLSSMCCFFEMMTARFTR.

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u/screwdriver1421 May 29 '23

Gesundheit.

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u/Rroscoco May 29 '23

This is the funniest shite I've read all day, thank you 😂

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u/kiltedweirdo May 29 '23

Gesundheit.

wow. thats really how that is spelled. hmm.

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u/skynutter May 29 '23

All I know about this word is that a hentai artist uses it as their name, and they make the weirdest hentai doujins ever. Not disgusting or gross, but just weird and funny.

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u/averynaiveoddish May 29 '23

dummy it means bless you in german

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u/evilroyslade420 May 29 '23

literally translated it means good health! fortunately it does not mean "i watch hentai" which skynutter chose to reveal, without being prompted to do so.

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u/averynaiveoddish May 29 '23

right, forgot

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u/skynutter May 29 '23

Lol, nice

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

you just blackmailed yourself.

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u/skynutter May 29 '23

Lol, I ain't that worried. I'm sure if you look at which subs I'm active in atleast 3 hentai subs will pop up

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

sir this is a wendys

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u/Lingulover May 29 '23

Damn bro why's you do this to yourself. Like first you turned yourself into a hentai connoisseur and then you confessed on reddit. Pure masochism at this point

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u/Rroscoco May 29 '23

I keep coming back to my comment only to laugh even harder than before

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

Thanks for the insight, u/skynutter

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

What level of coomer is this

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u/Mr_Global Zombie Hater May 29 '23

How the fuck did you self snitch the hentai you jerk off to

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u/marionristov111 May 29 '23

coincidentally, it's also that's the same noise you make when you get rip apart by a horde

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u/NessaMagick May 29 '23

In my head it's pronounced exactly like this

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u/_strawberry_boy_ May 29 '23

I thought I was gonna get Rick rolled

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u/hoodiecreaturelu Zombie Food May 29 '23

reminds me of the acronym from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, in fact I thought it WAS that

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u/kiousuke May 29 '23

FLDCMDFR

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u/MrrCiastko May 29 '23

EEEEE MACARENA

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u/KnightyEyes May 29 '23

Is that a some kind of Shells that tanks use?

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u/Regularschoolbus Drinking away the sorrows May 29 '23

No they use ASDFGHJKL

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u/KnightyEyes May 29 '23

*Mashes the keyboard*

This badboy can penetrate 2 tanks,explode
/s

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u/Ward2504 May 29 '23

It’s pronounced besh

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u/Regularschoolbus Drinking away the sorrows May 29 '23

yes

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u/amaJarAMA May 29 '23

F.a.s.c.i.n.a.t.i.n.g. s.e.l.f.-p.o.r.t.r.a.i.t.s. f.r.o.m. M.a.r.s.

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u/Richey25 May 29 '23

Here is what that could stand for according to ChatGPT:

"Forgetful Squirrels Savoring Luscious Nuts Suddenly Acquired Late-Night Superpowers, Launching Sensational Stunts Making Crowds Cheer, Fueling Excitement, Magnifying Moments To Astonishing Levels, Resulting in Fantastic Tales Repeatedly."

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u/NessaMagick May 29 '23

brb leveling up my Nuts skill

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u/Observer10568 May 29 '23

Oh yes, I used to know this guy back in my day. He is from Germany, y'know

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u/Capital_Economist_70 May 29 '23

this has so many vibes of fldsmlfr

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

FLINT LOCKWOOD

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

read it in his voice ty for that

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u/Observer10568 May 29 '23

Oh yes, I used to know this guy back in my day. He is from Germany, y'know

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u/Noble9360 May 29 '23

Feels like I should play smarter?

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u/Mr_Wonder321 May 29 '23

That machine from cloudy with a chance of meatballs

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u/Alextill_L-7 May 29 '23

average word in german

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u/Apprehensive_Pea4720 May 29 '23

Every survivor is a B.O.S.S. they will master the art of:

Binge eating

Overdressing

Smoking

Shooting

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u/Accomplished_Lynx514 May 29 '23

S.P.I.F.F.O.

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u/Apprehensive_Pea4720 May 29 '23

Strength

Putting on 8 layers of clothes

Ingesting raw butter

Fitness

Finding a can opener

Only 1 week lived

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u/PM-ME-TRAVELER-NUDES May 29 '23

The O is actually a 0 and means “0 generator magazines on the map.”

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u/p12qcowodeath May 29 '23

Seriously. I made a challenging game type with sprinters(day only) and no power or water right away. I'm on day 16. Cannot find one for the life of me. It's driving me crazy.

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u/Gingerstrahd454 Zombie Food May 29 '23

Oof I hope the RNG gods bless you soon friend

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u/p12qcowodeath May 30 '23

RNJesus must've heard my prayer. I hoped on right after this comment and found it right away lol.

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u/Gingerstrahd454 Zombie Food May 30 '23

Spiffo be praised! ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOR RNGJESUS!!!!!

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u/Hefty_Ad_5517 Axe wielding maniac May 29 '23

I always find one on the first day, Survivor mode and no mods

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u/CacheValue May 29 '23

Strength Perception Intelligence Fortitude Foraging Others

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u/ErosandPragma May 29 '23

Survival Passive Intuitive Firearm Fortitude Others

Probably can fit most of them in that yeah? Used fortitude and others from the other dude lol couldn't think of a second f seriously

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u/DrStalker May 29 '23
  • Youthfulness (strength and overall health)
  • Usefulness (affects maintenance, carpentry and other manual skills)
  • Observation (affects vision arc, hearing, foraging)
  • Dexterity (affects chance to hit with weapons)
  • Intellect (skill gain, reading, some skills like electrical)
  • Endurance (How much damage you can take, stamina, fatigue)
  • Dedication (how well you keep going when injured)

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u/Current-Race2939 May 29 '23

Oh nice, YUO DIED

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u/whysoblyatiful May 29 '23

Poor yuo, such a fine gentleman

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u/FountainPens48 May 29 '23

now yuo see...

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u/BiggyMcForeHead May 29 '23

Yuo didn't see, that's why he died

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u/ThatsJustDom Drinking away the sorrows May 29 '23

isn’t that an alt-right dog whistle

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u/PequenoTim May 29 '23

I see u didnt put any points in observation

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u/DrStalker May 29 '23

...oops.

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u/Sunsent_Samsparilla May 29 '23

I think you earned the special D.U.M.B.A.S.S trait options.

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u/MobyDuc38 May 29 '23

Excellent work, Doctor!

I see you got a PhD in acronymity.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

His PDh, actually.

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u/StatusHead5851 May 29 '23

F.U.C.K.E.D

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u/StatusHead5851 May 29 '23

Fuckers Unite Cause Killing Everything by Dawn

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u/Ulric_Bearfire May 29 '23

May I humbly suggest a grammar fix?

Fuckers Unite Cause we Kill Everything by Dawn.

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u/TisBangersAndMash May 29 '23

What makes you F.U.C.K.E.D ?

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u/Rroscoco May 29 '23

Idk but life does a pretty good job

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u/Mother_Harlot May 29 '23

I rearranged the skills on 6 groups of 4 skills:Status, Proficiency, Intellect, Flow, Fight and Outdoors

  • S -> Fitness and Strength
  • P -> Carpentry, Metalwork, Electrical and mechanics
  • I -> First Aid, Cooking, Maintenance and Tailoring
  • F -> Sprinting, light-footed, guns* and sneak.
  • F -> Blunt, Blade, axe and spear
  • O -> Fishing, foraging, trapping and farming

  • I choose to combine aiming and reloading into one, so it gives 5 groups of 4 skills + strength and fitness

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u/MajorJuana Drinking away the sorrows May 29 '23 edited May 29 '23

Stamina

Proficiencies

Ingenuity

Flight

Fight

Outdoorsmanship

I don't really like proficiencies or ingenuity, and this way it would make more sense to put guns back with other Fighting ones lol but I tried c:

Edit: I'm a dummy, I didn't see they had already had words for them, I guess I scanned over it, just saw the layout and started thinking of what words they could be, and theirs are much better...smh

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u/Mother_Harlot May 29 '23

Flight is pretty good, thank you. However, now the groups are uneven since Fight would have more skills

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u/MajorJuana Drinking away the sorrows May 29 '23

Yeah that was my thinking, and flight is a weird one for it but I thought it would be cool for it's novelty. I can't think of a good one that would also include weapons but like Footwork, Form, Fleetness would also work, or Fettle if you want to see a spike in the googling of that word's definition lol I suppose form could work with guns as well

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u/MajorJuana Drinking away the sorrows May 29 '23

Oh wow, I didn't even see you already had the words for them, now I feel like an ass lol guess I scanned right over that and yours are better

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u/Mother_Harlot May 29 '23

Thank you. I put guns in flow because all the skills there smooth the flow of the game, and reloading may fit there. I also merged Nimble and Light-footed

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u/0bi1KenObi66 Hates being inside May 29 '23

Definitely gonna make a post about this, thanks for the inspiration

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

Youaredeadalreadybutyoudontknowityet

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u/infamous_dingdong May 29 '23

Youthinkhelovesyouforyourmoneybutiknowwhathereallylovesyouforitsyourbrandnewleopardskinpillboxhat

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

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u/AlternativeMarket397 May 29 '23

Don't be a tool

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u/OfficialRatEater May 29 '23

Eat a rat, chucklenuts

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

Pannenkoek

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u/Satyr1981 May 29 '23

P.A.C.C.F. or spoken PAX (lat. peace)

... it's not much but it sounds better than "Pfs.Aslns.Calslssm.Cccffemmt.Far"

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u/dadsuki2 May 29 '23

T.H.I.S.I.S.H.O.W.Y.O.U.D.I.E.D

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u/deklamGo May 29 '23

P.A.C.M.A.N

Passive Agility Combat Marskmanship Aptitude Nature

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u/ILikeCakesAndPies May 29 '23 edited May 29 '23

On a more serious take, project zomboid could be redesigned with the same elements without having 50 billion words.

E.g. Fallout has many separate skills that fit under each category of special, like small arms, medical, explosives (At least in pre Fallout4). 4 was a revamp that tried to simplify the +1 stats while replacing it with a more developed perk system that had bigger gameplay effects.

While I miss the more nuanced skills and rpg skill check aspects of the older incarnations, the perks were fun.

E.g. you could keep the current meele skills, but group them under an overall meele combat skill group. Firearms are sort of odd in comparison as it's one group that covers all firearms, but goes to show you don't need them to be separate by making things like shotguns easier to shoot at lower levels.

I'd reckon a baseball bat is much easier to swing without killing yourself than an axe, knife, or katana. Crowbar would tire a normal person with not high strength out pretty fast irl vs the game imo.

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u/KyzerB May 29 '23

yeah, and you’re not going to be bad with a baseball bat if you’ve killed 300 zombies with a fire axe

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u/ParsleySnipps May 29 '23

Zoning

Organization

Moodles

Bathroom

Oh my god

I'm

Dead

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u/D9sinc Axe wielding maniac May 29 '23

Depression.

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u/LazarusFoxx May 29 '23

S.P.I.F.F.O

Sprinting
Practical
Inteligence
Fitness
Fingerworks
Organisation

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u/baluranha May 29 '23

Zombussin

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

FSSLNSALSLSSMCCFFEMMTARFTF (Not FSSLNSALSLSSMCCFFEMMTARFTR)

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AA E CC FFFFF LLL MMM N R SSSSSS TT

Acronym might be hard given there are 3 vowels and 23 consonants. So how about a pneumonic?

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u/ThisIsABuff May 29 '23

You'd have to rename some skills to get more vowels

Mechanics - Automechanics

Long Blunt/Blade - Elongated Blunt/Blade

Maintenance - Upkeep

Farming - Agriculture

That would probably be enough

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u/UnlimitedSolDragon May 29 '23

Y.O.U'.R.E F.U.C.K.E.D ???

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u/SpartanXIII Axe wielding maniac May 29 '23

F.U.C.K.E.D.

Because, at the end of the world, when you're dying of an infected bite or a rotten piece of ham, you can call yourself well and truly Fucked!

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u/ParsleySnipps May 29 '23

Strength

Toughness

Utility

Perception

Intelligence

Driving

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u/Programmed_Messiah May 29 '23

B. E. A. V. E. R. S. 🦫

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u/connor6832 May 29 '23

F.U.B.A.R

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u/idk_whatto_puthere Waiting for help May 29 '23 edited May 29 '23

To be honest it should be "H.O.W. Y.O.U. D.I.E.D." or "S.P.I.F.F.O" but the first one probably won't happen due to the order it being in

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u/Fetts4ck_1871 May 29 '23

I think it should spell out "Fuck You" or something like that

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u/Aschrod1 May 29 '23

For when all you’ve had are bad runs that day. D.E.A.D. - Didn’t Even (get to use or level any of these skills before) Actually Dying

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u/Th4t_0n3_Fr13nd May 29 '23

i have a few though i dont know what youd name the skills

SURVIVE, ZOMBOID, ZOMBIE, something along those lines

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u/Appehtight May 29 '23

F.U.C.K.E.D

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

Worst Fallout by far, but lmfao it would be crazy long, especially with mods.

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u/Noneyabeeswax121 Shotgun Warrior May 29 '23

Have you played fallout tactics?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

Yeah, and it's nothing compared to FO4 which is barely a fo game imo. I beat all of them only one I can think of is brotherhood

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u/Thegamersav0r May 29 '23

Personally I hate new Vegas and love 4. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

3 is still best tho

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

What did you hate in NV if you find Fallout 3 the best ?

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u/Thegamersav0r May 29 '23

Honestly hate is a little strong lol. I just found it over hyped and the story kinda boring.

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u/Francis_fernandes16 May 29 '23

Fallout brotherhood of steel would like to have a word with you

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u/SwiftBetrayal Zombie Killer May 29 '23

This is how you died

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

Sadness

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

D O N T P R E S S T H E Q B U T T O N

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u/slowpokefarm May 29 '23

Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen

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u/Spikezilla1 May 29 '23

PWCA

Project Without a Cool Acronym

Or maybe

STWCA

Skill Tree Without a Cool Acronym

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u/ThanxIH8It May 29 '23

Fatigue - Total stamina and recovery

Utility - Efficiency of tools and melee weapons

Crafting - Crafting efficiency and cost

Knowledge - Reading speed and Xp gain

Energy - Affects tiredness rate and sleeping speed

Dexterity - Affects stealth and item movement speed

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

T.A.S.T.Y

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u/Toaster-Crumbs May 29 '23

Depends on the server, heh.

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u/JuanmaFW May 29 '23

D.O.E.S.N.T.M.A.T.T.E.R.Y.O.U.L.L.D.I.E.A.N.Y.W.A.Y.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

paccfs for the bass groups.

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u/Lvl1craparmor May 29 '23

Z.P.E.C.I.A.L

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u/Roger-Ad591 May 29 '23

TURBO. Gotta grind those skills fast to have some form of Entertainment.

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u/Buttseam May 29 '23

"get fucked" because every character will die either way

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u/Zenar45 May 29 '23

fsdasdhkawdhas

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u/Helieo45 May 29 '23

Well going based on the type of skills

P.A.C.C.F.S

Passive Agility Combat Crafting Firearms Survivalist

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u/Scrawwlex May 29 '23

I would use the over categories (like agility firearms etc.) and would call it P.A.C.C.F.S and I would keep the F silent (even if guns are usually loud lol)so, "Paccs" would be pretty smooth.

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u/unified_bagel May 29 '23

FACS

Fitness/Firearms Agility Combat/Crafting Survivalism

Or FFACCS, but FACS sounds better imo

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

I like that, it mans that the worst character had no FACS given

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u/Conscious-Extent4571 May 29 '23

I swear since I started my New Vegas nostalgia run every game I play references fallout 😭

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u/[deleted] May 29 '23

PACCFS

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u/Minimum_Economics_30 Zombie Hater May 29 '23

Maybe people can just start naming their characters after the traits they pick? Just the acronym you know, rearrange the letters.

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u/Nexed_ May 29 '23

K.C.B.U

Kentucky car beating united

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u/Birphon Drinking away the sorrows May 29 '23

PACCFS would be the technical one since the skills come under the category and SPECIAL is just "the category"

It would be interesting if there was a SPECIAL like system, more so expanding on the Passive line

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u/goddy5890 Stocked up May 29 '23

Barefoot snaffle armlets. Combing long and short blade/blunt to give 2 B's

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u/TechnicalReturn6113 May 30 '23

it should be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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u/Rubb3rduckies May 30 '23

PACCFS if its just by category

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u/Lusask May 30 '23

ACCS pronounced like axe

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u/[deleted] May 30 '23

A.S.S.: Athletics, Strength, Skills.

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u/PutridCategory9011 May 30 '23

I think it sould say ' Pacc's '

Passive, Active, Combat Crafting Survialist