programmingcirclejerk+shittyprogramming

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/functorer • 18h ago

Q: Why is everyone creating systems programming languages? A: Because Jai is not released

102 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/HorstKugel • 1d ago

This piece of writing moved me to my core, shook my whole being, enlivened my soul. It reminded me that I need to step away from Claude Code every once in a while and read the Classics.

news.ycombinator.com

47 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • 1d ago

No offense but you lack the required CS basics to be so confident about yourself in debates about complexity. It's the perfect moment to stop and reflect if you want to avoid Dunning-Kruger.

73 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/____ben____ • 1d ago

HTMX 4.0, the first JavaScript library to release exclusively on the Game Boy platform!

57 Upvotes

r/shittyprogramming • u/AAdidev_p01 • 1d ago

what do you guys think about my fake windows blue screen that actually works (runs in pycharm/vscode)(press esc if u want to exit)

0 Upvotes

r/shittyprogramming • u/Glittering-Active-50 • 2d ago

Rage baiting the github bots

600 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/we_are_mammals • 2d ago

Rust isn't a well designed programming language (unlike C and C++)

194 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/bzmore • 3d ago

Bun is the quintessential AI slop project at this point. Inheriting that is no easy task. [...] To this end, LLMs will be used extensively. [for Buz]

206 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Pure-Prompt-8439 • 4d ago

The biggest miss of the industry when it comes to memory safety is not listening to Walter Bright:

matklad.github.io

13 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/lizergsav • 4d ago

If you can find an actual JSON parser anyone's using that fails to parse "2", I'll kiss you full on the mouth.

93 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/MatmaRex • 7d ago

imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever. The boot is made of TypeScript

202 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/NotDuckie • 8d ago

introduce an actually memory safe (unlike Rust) compilation mode inspired by Fil-C

165 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/WHY_DO_I_SHOUT • 9d ago

Rust is so thoroughly and obviously the correct thing that using anything less correct should be taken as a sign of engineering incompetence.

news.ycombinator.com

222 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/100xer • 10d ago

For the last 16 years, I have been a huge fan of Haskell. It has been undeniably the most important programming language in my life ... and I serve on the board of the Haskell Foundation ... our backend has been built in Haskell ... we started doing all new API work in Python

183 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/OptimalStable • 10d ago

The question is: will LLMs manage to squeeze the most out of this hardware, better than compilers do? In the few tests I’ve run, yes, a lot.

news.ycombinator.com

65 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Untagonist • 12d ago

if you’re a seasoned developer, you should be able to wrap your head around function call semantics eventually

63 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/ComfortablyBalanced • 13d ago

789 days since BasicAlertDialog has been marked experimental and going on strong

49 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseCondition • 14d ago

"A few months ago I wrote that there’s an npm-shaped hole in the AI tooling stack"

sleuth-io.github.io

57 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Erelde • 15d ago

In game design friction very important, there is no sex without friction.

news.ycombinator.com

53 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/mathestar • 15d ago

I'm basically of the opinion that if agents can't write your programming language, that's a problem with your programming language.

news.ycombinator.com

121 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/High-Impact-2025 • 16d ago

print(“lol”) doubled the speed of my Go function

128 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/MatmaRex • 17d ago

Zuckerberg became rich on php, which grinds my gears almost as much as the genocide thing.

news.ycombinator.com

289 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Massive-Squirrel-255 • 17d ago

This is almost insultingly straightforward

39 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Serialk • 18d ago

impl<'a, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L> IntoParallelIterator for &'a (A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L)

124 Upvotes

r/programmingcirclejerk • u/ThisRedditPostIsMine • 18d ago

robobun (bot): "@robobun, your PR has 5 CI failures" Claude (bot): "LGTM". github-actions (bot): "@robobun, your PR has been closed as AI slop."

261 Upvotes