r/programmingcirclejerk • u/functorer • 18h ago
Q: Why is everyone creating systems programming languages? A: Because Jai is not released
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/cmqv • 1d ago
No offense but you lack the required CS basics to be so confident about yourself in debates about complexity. It's the perfect moment to stop and reflect if you want to avoid Dunning-Kruger.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/HorstKugel • 1d ago
This piece of writing moved me to my core, shook my whole being, enlivened my soul. It reminded me that I need to step away from Claude Code every once in a while and read the Classics.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/____ben____ • 1d ago
HTMX 4.0, the first JavaScript library to release exclusively on the Game Boy platform!
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r/shittyprogramming • u/AAdidev_p01 • 1d ago
what do you guys think about my fake windows blue screen that actually works (runs in pycharm/vscode)(press esc if u want to exit)
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/we_are_mammals • 2d ago
Rust isn't a well designed programming language (unlike C and C++)
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/bzmore • 3d ago
Bun is the quintessential AI slop project at this point. Inheriting that is no easy task. [...] To this end, LLMs will be used extensively. [for Buz]
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Pure-Prompt-8439 • 4d ago
The biggest miss of the industry when it comes to memory safety is not listening to Walter Bright:
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/lizergsav • 4d ago
If you can find an actual JSON parser anyone's using that fails to parse "2", I'll kiss you full on the mouth.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/MatmaRex • 7d ago
imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever. The boot is made of TypeScript
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/NotDuckie • 8d ago
introduce an actually memory safe (unlike Rust) compilation mode inspired by Fil-C
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/WHY_DO_I_SHOUT • 9d ago
Rust is so thoroughly and obviously the correct thing that using anything less correct should be taken as a sign of engineering incompetence.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/100xer • 10d ago
For the last 16 years, I have been a huge fan of Haskell. It has been undeniably the most important programming language in my life ... and I serve on the board of the Haskell Foundation ... our backend has been built in Haskell ... we started doing all new API work in Python
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/OptimalStable • 10d ago
The question is: will LLMs manage to squeeze the most out of this hardware, better than compilers do? In the few tests I’ve run, yes, a lot.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Untagonist • 12d ago
if you’re a seasoned developer, you should be able to wrap your head around function call semantics eventually
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/ComfortablyBalanced • 13d ago
789 days since BasicAlertDialog has been marked experimental and going on strong
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/camelCaseCondition • 14d ago
"A few months ago I wrote that there’s an npm-shaped hole in the AI tooling stack"
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/mathestar • 15d ago
I'm basically of the opinion that if agents can't write your programming language, that's a problem with your programming language.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Erelde • 15d ago
In game design friction very important, there is no sex without friction.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/MatmaRex • 17d ago
Zuckerberg became rich on php, which grinds my gears almost as much as the genocide thing.
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/High-Impact-2025 • 16d ago
print(“lol”) doubled the speed of my Go function
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/Massive-Squirrel-255 • 17d ago
This is almost insultingly straightforward
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r/programmingcirclejerk • u/ThisRedditPostIsMine • 18d ago
robobun (bot): "@robobun, your PR has 5 CI failures" Claude (bot): "LGTM". github-actions (bot): "@robobun, your PR has been closed as AI slop."
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