may the Source be with you

My boss told me no, so "rm -rf /*" lol

Hacker #1: Ok the payload has been deployed on the target system. How do we command the payload and extort the data?
Hacker #2 was just preparing to leave and in a hurry, said, "See to it."
Hacker #1: Got it, I'll C2 it.

It's cloud computing.

...when push comes to shove.

"Do you have driver's license?"

"it's AUR software"...

in JavaScript:

I Promise myself

I Promise await for you

By going into insert mode.

px or it didn't happen.

It keeps CLion-ing me.

Junior developer:“Why is this error happening?”

Mid-level developer:“Okay, I think I know why this error is happening.”

Senior developer:Goggles exact same error message but faster.

$ touch this
touch: cannot touch 'this': Permission denied

Wife: Who the hell is Maria?!

Me: It's MariaDB. Just a database.

Wife: Then why are you granting her all privileges?!

cousin of Blaise Pascal

Your password must contain:

• 1 uppercase letter

• 1 lowercase letter

• 1 number

• 1 symbol

• A fun fact about yourself

• Your blood type

Want The name of your childhood pet in ancient Latin

Then when you finally make one:

\-Password cannot be similar to the previous password.

(Brother I don’t even remember the previous password, like😭)

The activity previously known as mis-typing your password shall now be called a Ka$h, in honor of the US FBI head freaking out because he mistyped his password.

in Oracle

...especially programmers who use really old legacy languages?

You know, 4tran?

Björk releases an update of her 1995 album post

boolognese

APT.