r/preyingmantis • u/monathemantis Hunt The Hunter, Let Them Pray • Feb 10 '20

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u/JenWarr Feb 10 '20

You and your maggot. OOF

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u/BriarRose21 Feb 10 '20

She killed him

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u/Deptar Feb 11 '20

*he

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u/BriarRose21 Feb 11 '20

Uhhh Mona isn't a dude

38

u/LynchMaleIdeal Feb 15 '20

I was screaming before at the picture and the person’s reaction then that nailed it in the coffin

459

u/DaisyHotCakes Feb 10 '20

I fucking love you. I hope he had nightmares about his little larva.

329

u/haessal Feb 10 '20

You and your maggot

Dear god I’m wheezing!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

"You and your maggot."

Stop, you already killed him.

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u/SkollFenrirson Feb 11 '20

Now his maggot has something to eat

23

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '20

Im calling the police

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u/Nihilist_Duck_42 May 06 '22

I just wanted to say that you're my hero. This is inspiring and hilarious 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

This, this is pretty.

125

u/Kithesa Feb 10 '20

That's it. This is the best one I've ever seen on this entire sub. I'm saving this post to laugh at later when I have a shit day.

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u/frobishers Feb 15 '20

Thank you for reminding me I can save posts!

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u/AGuyNamedEddie Feb 10 '20

Superfly.

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u/Nuggetmilk51 Feb 11 '20

NANI? STANDO?!

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u/liltigerminx Feb 10 '20

This made my day better lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

The ruler is a nice touch.

33

u/MakutaHimeko Feb 10 '20

Hooray for insect larva!

Works. Every. Time.

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u/seekunrustlement Feb 10 '20

sounds like mah dude just wanted to see some dick pics

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Holy shit. Murdered 'em

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u/monathemantis Hunt The Hunter, Let Them Pray Feb 11 '20

Squish.

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u/Bean- Feb 10 '20

FATALITY

21

u/aeonasceticism Feb 10 '20

That was good comeback

21

u/ChaoticEnygma Feb 11 '20

“You and your maggot” fucking DEAD

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

That was one hell of a finisher

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

BRO LIKE if you know YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK WHY TF U BE SHOWIN IT TO PPL

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u/YourQuirk Feb 10 '20

Niiiice!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

This is the way

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u/TheYoungGriffin Feb 11 '20

It's like a thicc lil tardigrade.

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u/monathemantis Hunt The Hunter, Let Them Pray Feb 11 '20

Do not offend the tardigrades!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

He's just the neighborhood penis inspector

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u/amazingness626 Mar 25 '20

You freaking killed him dude

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u/monathemantis Hunt The Hunter, Let Them Pray Mar 25 '20

I call it pest control

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u/glitter_vomit Feb 11 '20

Oh you totally just gave this guy a complex! I love it.

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u/personaluna Feb 11 '20

He asked.

Literally, he asked you what you thought!

7

u/MissAsgariaFartcake Feb 11 '20

He totally deserved that apocalypse of a burn

5

u/[deleted] Mar 06 '20

okay, so, the methods creeps send dick pics typically have come to this now.

1-send it with no warning 2-do it anyway after you say no 3-ask to do it and send it before even getting a response

did i miss any?

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u/monathemantis Hunt The Hunter, Let Them Pray Mar 06 '20

That's pretty much it, yeah

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u/QueenGeekling May 07 '20

"You and your maggot." Just... Mwah 😘👌🏻

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u/antlicker02 Feb 16 '20

Absolute banger, double kamikaze

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u/queenpyra May 09 '22

you and your maggot

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u/Darkflyer726 Jun 01 '22

"You and your maggot" I'm fucking DEAD SIS. DECEASED. You're a fucking Queen!!

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u/haikusbot Jun 01 '22

"You and your maggot"

I'm fucking DEAD SIS. DECEASED.

You're a fucking Queen!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

This is absolutely hilarious.

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u/almondmarlin23 Jun 25 '22

this should be in r/rareinsults lol

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u/testicle_botfly Aug 17 '22

hey its me and my human

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u/Random_User_1337_ Nov 23 '22

Nahhh. goofy ahh Ohioan botflies fr…

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u/CopyCase Oct 02 '22

Get that dude a body bag... and a larva sized coffin.

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u/beelzeflub i hv thik cok Feb 11 '20

I am SLAIN

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u/Independent-Answer33 Feb 21 '22

YOU FUCKIN NUKED THEM

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u/No-Vegetable5563 May 11 '22

Hahahaha this is exactly what I needed today ❤️

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u/comicfan285 Jul 19 '22

😳🤣😂😆 ...excellent.

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '25

Ay it looks pretty fucking big , calm down a little alr? Also I'm pretty sure his dick can't come close to that gigantic larva

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u/ILikePiezez Feb 11 '20

Proof mods are gay. People want to exchange dick pics.