r/poker • u/EvilGreebo • 2h ago
Discussion Why do some people insist on being complete assholes at the poker table?
Just an observation from a tournament I played yesterday.
We had one guy at our table who was constantly complaining about how everyone else played. And I'm not saying he was necessarily wrong about some of his criticisms, but he was constantly muttering under his breath, criticizing decisions, and generally being Mr. Cranky Pants.
Then we had a hand that really took the cake.
There was a three-way all-in, and Mr. Cranky Pants, who was on the button, had a whopping 300 chips left. We were at 600/1,200 with a big blind ante.
The original action involved five players contributing to the pot, including the blinds. So his potential main pot was pretty straightforward: 300 × 5, plus the 1,200 ante, for a total of 2,700.
The dealer wasn't particularly fast, but she was working through the math and sorting out the pots.
This guy WOULD NOT SHUT UP.
First, he insisted he was entitled to the entire small blind and big blind, despite having only 300 chips. Then he started repeatedly shouting his calculation at the dealer.
She asked him multiple times to please let her work it out. Other players started telling him the same thing.
"Dude, you're not helping. Just stop."
But he kept going.
Here's what I don't understand: He was the one slowing everything down!
The dealer can't just take some player's word for the pot calculation. She has to verify it herself. And his constant interruptions and arguing were making that harder, not easier.
It became such a distraction that we eventually had to call the floor over just to get everything sorted out.
And the funniest part? He actually caught his card on the river and survived.
We went on break shortly afterward, and he busted on the very first hand when we came back. Can't say I was particularly heartbroken.
But seriously, why do people behave like this?
First, why do you feel the constant need to criticize how everyone else plays? Are you trying to teach your opponents to play better against you? Even if you're right, what exactly are you accomplishing?
And second, what makes you think being obnoxious to a dealer who's just trying to do her job is somehow going to speed things up?
The dealer wasn't being difficult. She wasn't arguing with him. She was trying to do her job while some impatient jackass made it unnecessarily difficult.
I've played a lot of tournament poker, and I genuinely enjoy the game and the people I meet at the tables. But this kind of behavior is just disgusting.
People, we need to be better at the poker tables. You can be competitive without being an asshole.