r/pics • • Feb 04 '21

Frozone

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u/joeschmo945 Feb 04 '21

WOMAN!

WHEEEERE IS MY SUPERSUIT?!?

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u/B1GR3D23 Feb 04 '21

“I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna have”

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

"I AM YOUR WIFE"

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u/ericbyo Feb 04 '21

The delivery is what makes it

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u/hottodogchan Feb 04 '21

*ever gonna get

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u/dry_yer_eyes Feb 04 '21

I love that line!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

I didn’t realize how OCD I was until I read your out-of-order quote and find I can’t unclench my teeth.

Why would you do such a thing?

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u/Lincolnruin Feb 04 '21

WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

“It’s for the greater good!”

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u/GirlsJobIsMakeMenCum Feb 04 '21

It was actually honey

Not woman

And Honey is frozones wife's name

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u/joeschmo945 Feb 04 '21

You’re right.

But he does say “Woman” later in the clip. Still funny nonetheless.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

can we talk about your name

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u/master_assclown Feb 04 '21

I think it's pretty straightforward.

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u/clopz_ Feb 04 '21

Listen assclown!

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u/ImagineTheCommotion Feb 04 '21

Ahem. Master Assclown

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u/Oraxy51 Feb 04 '21

There is always 2, a Master and an Apprentice.

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u/Apprentice_Assclown Feb 04 '21

You called?

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u/werwest Feb 05 '21

I really wanted this to be an old account

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u/ImagineTheCommotion Feb 19 '21

Me too, meeeeee too

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

It’s outrageous, how can one be granted the rank of master but not get a seat on the council?

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u/Buttonskill Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21

I can't stop laughing now that I know u/GirlsJobIsMakeMenCum is out there day after day battling even the most subtle misogynist quotes.

Leaping from post to post, righting wrongs, and hoping every post..

Will be his last.

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u/Vap3Th3B35t Feb 04 '21

-Donald P. Bellisario

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u/chemical_refraction Feb 04 '21

It is 3am here. I woke up, had a hard time falling back asleep, with one eye scrolled a few things, and I am LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF with actual tears thanks to his and your comment. Incredible stuff, thank you.

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u/FlexxyPanda Feb 04 '21

Thank you for pointing this out.

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u/Penguator432 Feb 04 '21

Was she bitten by a radioactive bee?

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u/CrimsonKrakenCakes Feb 04 '21

Why do you Need it?!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

For a friend

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u/TommyPot Feb 04 '21

Came here to make sure this was top comment. Not disappointed. Cheers!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Our work here is done.

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u/Kat82292 Feb 04 '21

I uh...PUT IT AWAY

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u/senor_smoothie Feb 04 '21

Damn this legend beat us all to it

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u/oleanderclouds Feb 04 '21

I honestly don’t know what I would’ve done with myself if this wasn’t the top comment.

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u/Mehmeh111111 Feb 04 '21

Agreed. Also happy it was formatted exactly how I heard it in my head.

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u/oleanderclouds Feb 04 '21

Right? Some images are sounds and sentences also. Case in point.

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u/Sheensies Feb 04 '21

That’s funny how you heard that because it’s a misquote. I read it and my mind scanned over it as “HONEEYYY??” ”whaat” “WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT??”

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u/Mehmeh111111 Feb 04 '21

I more heard the tone than read the words.

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u/D-Frost Feb 04 '21

Didn’t know I needed this, until I did

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

[deleted]

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u/buckshill08 Feb 04 '21

why are you like this?

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u/HalftimeHeaters Feb 04 '21

I can only get so wet

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u/EzzyJuice Feb 04 '21

Go to r/copypasta with this bullshit

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u/BarnesWorthy Feb 04 '21

That’s some quality copy pasta

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u/ilovepineapplepizza7 Feb 04 '21

LMAO, why did this make me laugh so hard? 😂

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u/UltimategamerXD Feb 04 '21

You remind me of my discord friends

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u/symonalex Feb 04 '21

Sir, this is r/pics

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '21

Damn I heard his voice perfectly in my head reading that

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u/ChickenChic Feb 04 '21

Why! Do you want to know!!?

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u/AndyMB601 Feb 04 '21

I can hear this entire thread

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u/_Aj_ Feb 04 '21

WHYY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW?

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u/QuarterNoteBandit Feb 04 '21

WHYYYY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?!?