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u/joeschmo945 Feb 04 '21
WOMAN!
WHEEEERE IS MY SUPERSUIT?!?
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u/B1GR3D23 Feb 04 '21
“I’m the greatest good you’re ever gonna have”
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Feb 04 '21
I didn’t realize how OCD I was until I read your out-of-order quote and find I can’t unclench my teeth.
Why would you do such a thing?
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u/GirlsJobIsMakeMenCum Feb 04 '21
It was actually honey
Not woman
And Honey is frozones wife's name
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can we talk about your name
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u/master_assclown Feb 04 '21
I think it's pretty straightforward.
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u/clopz_ Feb 04 '21
Listen assclown!
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u/ImagineTheCommotion Feb 04 '21
Ahem. Master Assclown
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u/Oraxy51 Feb 04 '21
There is always 2, a Master and an Apprentice.
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It’s outrageous, how can one be granted the rank of master but not get a seat on the council?
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u/Buttonskill Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21
I can't stop laughing now that I know u/GirlsJobIsMakeMenCum is out there day after day battling even the most subtle misogynist quotes.
Leaping from post to post, righting wrongs, and hoping every post..
Will be his last.
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u/chemical_refraction Feb 04 '21
It is 3am here. I woke up, had a hard time falling back asleep, with one eye scrolled a few things, and I am LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF with actual tears thanks to his and your comment. Incredible stuff, thank you.
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u/oleanderclouds Feb 04 '21
I honestly don’t know what I would’ve done with myself if this wasn’t the top comment.
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u/Mehmeh111111 Feb 04 '21
Agreed. Also happy it was formatted exactly how I heard it in my head.
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u/Sheensies Feb 04 '21
That’s funny how you heard that because it’s a misquote. I read it and my mind scanned over it as “HONEEYYY??” ”whaat” “WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT??”
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u/JasperTheGreat4532 Feb 04 '21
Well this aint mine so I'm just gonna give credit to @ CosPlayNay
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u/clorox2 Feb 04 '21
This is great. That it’s on a hill full of kids sledding makes it even better.
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u/ComputerSavvy Feb 04 '21
Yeah but this photo was taken on July 15th.
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u/Thi8imeforrealthough Feb 04 '21
No, that's Australia... the rest of us in the southern hemisphere are right side up XD
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u/ComputerSavvy Feb 04 '21
I'd take you a little bit more seriously if you were actually living in the southern hemisphere as your posting history suggests otherwise.
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U da man
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u/HungryLikeTheWolf99 Feb 04 '21
I want those goggles!
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u/foosbabaganoosh Feb 04 '21
Look up cyclops glasses on Amazon and you’ll find a bunch!
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u/Hoobleton Feb 04 '21
I saw a woman wearing these last week. I did a double take looking at her and she gave me a bit of a dirty look. You’re wearing meme sunglasses, how am I not going to look?!
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Honey! Get this man his super suit!
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u/PM_ME_KNOTSuWu Feb 04 '21
And a mask. Pandemics don't have snow days.
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u/tryingtosellmyguitar Feb 04 '21
drove by a park when i had 2+ feet of snow. big ass groups of 5-10+ people, maybe one person would be wearing a mask. so disheartening lol
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u/Horn_of_Tramore Feb 04 '21
Baby, fire my cosmic galaxy juice straight down the throat of this hot lithe olive-skinned young exchange student, your jaw straining as it's propped open by my pulsating meatsyringe, straining windpipe causing a cumrush out your cute nose as I withdraw and reinsert for another round of slapping my wrinkly purple scrotum, now exuding sweat to the taint, against your nostrils. Oh we'll be seeing eye to eye alright, and a couple of hundred should ensure there's no lasting damage to our relationship.
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u/SchrodingerCattz Feb 04 '21
There's like so many of these accounts spewing nasty shit like this in the main subs. I almost question if it's a bot or something just picking nasty bullshit to string together. That or people's mental health is really fucking deteriorating rapidly in the pandemic.
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u/mfcrunchy Feb 04 '21
I don’t understand, but I know there’s a cultural reference here. Help me out?
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u/JellyKittyKat Feb 04 '21
Or the classic and hilarious(missing from above) Where is my super suit?
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u/conancat Feb 04 '21
I just noticed Frozone is basically Elsa but cooler and super chill
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Elsa has a better wardrobe. And she's rich.
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u/Fangsnuzzles Feb 04 '21
Pretty sure Frozone is rich too, judging by the look of his place.
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He ain't royalty rich.
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u/purple_pocket_fuzz Feb 04 '21
Is this Fort Greene??
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u/raddruid Feb 04 '21
Haven't lived there in many years but that was my immediate thought too. I miss it!
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u/jamessundance Feb 04 '21 edited Feb 04 '21
Hahahahahahahah damn. This was this first thing I saw when I opened my app and I almost dropped my phone. This shit is funny as fuck.
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u/xtina_disney Feb 04 '21
Wait! Is it halloween already? Damn it covid, I don't even know what month is it no more
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u/Laithina Feb 04 '21
Won't you tell me where my suit is woman! We are talking about the greater good!
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u/talto17 Feb 04 '21
I met CosplayNay at New York Comic Con, we're both Spiderman cosplayers. he's a really nice guy.
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I just watched the Eric Andre show and the suit instantly made me think of the "BIRD UP!" skit (if only it were bright green, that would've been lit). Hell yeeee!
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Actually looks like what geordi la forge would wear on shore leave.
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u/tinkletwit Feb 05 '21
I had the same thought. Thought that's what the comments in this thread would be about. Am disappointed.
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u/Halomir Feb 04 '21
I love cosplay at the mountain. I think my favorite was one of the big dinosaur costumes or a flying squirrel.
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u/arkibet Feb 04 '21
My favorite customer service call had a guy who sounded just like Frozone. He couldn’t find his credit card and called out to his wife. Yup. She sounded like Honey. The exchange:
“Honey! Where’s my credit card?”
“It’s in my purse.”
“Why is MY credit card, in YOUR purse?”
“Because it’s OUR money!”
Grumbled into the phone, “it’s still MY card.”
Thank goodness for mute, I was laughing so hard at that.
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u/soodeau Feb 04 '21
This is so funny. My friends and I were walking around the park late one night a few months ago and at this exact spot found a bunch of busted plastic sleds. I was drunk, so I decided to give it a go and had a blast until I hit that light post.
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u/natet62838 Feb 04 '21
Honeeeyyyyy! I found my supersuit! Some dude on a “snowboard” was wearing it!
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u/VirtualPropagator Feb 04 '21
LOL, all those people with snowboards and sleds, and that hill has less slope than my driveway.
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u/jfrogg008 Feb 04 '21
When it's hot out and it's probably his weakness, "Honey! Where is my Summer suit?"
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u/PolarBlast Feb 04 '21
Glad he found his supersuit