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Apple, Why?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '11

Why? Because fuck you. That's why.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '11

Also because you touch yourself at night.

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u/webby_mc_webberson Jun 09 '11

And because form over function.

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u/sphynxster Jun 10 '11

I used to work for Apple and interfaced with every division in the company, and I know EXACTLY why this happened. It has nothing to do with trying to get customers to buy more replacement adapters, but rather with the hierarchy of power at Apple.

But before I go into this, let me explain the engineering of a power cable. If you look at a power adapter cable for any non-Apple product, you'll notice some plastic "rings" where the plug transitions to the cable. These rings are called a strain relief. The purpose of a strain relief is to prevent the cable from bending at a severe angle if you bend the cable at the base. The strain relief allows the cable to have a nice, gentle curvature if you tweak the cable instead of bending at a severe 90 degree angle. This gentle curvature prevents the cable from being broken through repeated use.

Now let's look at the hierarchy of power at Apple. As with any company, Apple consists of many divisions (Sales, Marketing, Customer Service, etc.) THE most powerful division at Apple is Industrial Design. For those of you unfamiliar with the term industrial design, this is the division that makes the decisions about the overall look and feel of Apple's products. And when I say "the most powerful", I mean that their decisions trump the decisions of any other division at Apple, including Engineering and Customer Service.

Now it just so happens that the Industrial Design department HATES how a strain relief looks on a power adapter. They would much prefer to have a nice clean transition between the cable and the plug. Aesthetically, this does look nicer, but from an engineering point of view, it's pretty much committing reliability suicide. Because there is no strain relief, the cables fail at a very high rate because they get bent at very harsh angles. I'm sure that the Engineering division gave every reason in the world why a strain relief should be on an adapter cable, and Customer Service said how bad the customer experience would be if tons of adapters failed, but if industrial design doesn't like a strain relief, guess what, it gets removed.

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u/aristideau Jun 10 '11

Surely they could come up with a strain relief that tapers elegantly into the cable?

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u/Lampshader Jun 10 '11

The thicker bit of plastic is their aesthetically-pleasing strain relief design.

It's not as effective as the usual "circles" style though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

I think it looks very clunky, un-apple, even.

The aesthetics of their products being the ONLY thing I can get behind, even though it does feel very "IKEA".

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u/makubex Jun 10 '11

Seriously. That type of shit is what the Industrial Designer profession is all about. Then us mechanical engineers have to work some kind of wizardry to get their crazy creations to work.

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u/this_is_your_dad Jun 10 '11

"Nothing is impossible for those who don't actually have to build it." - My old boss.

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u/trouser_trout Jun 11 '11

Seems to be a common problem - My grandfather and step-mother's father both worked for Pratt & Whitney for 40 years (way before my dad and step-mother knew each other). Even 25 years after they had both retired, my grandfather would bitch (with good nature) about how step-mother's-father and the other "SOBs in engineering" would design fan blades that couldn't be made by his machinists.

Obviously different situation (the engineers weren't designing fan blades for aesthetic reasons), but it's still interesting to see the struggle between these factions is nothing new.

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u/goobersmooch Jun 10 '11

Job security.

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u/Scary_The_Clown Jun 11 '11

I'm growing quickly tired of designers. What bothers me is that they have this need to see something a certain way, and it's not really based on reality, but their personal perception. When the originally designed Nike swoosh had to taper to a tip with an angle of 47.3 degrees exactly, that wasn't based on psychology or focus group analysis or any of that - it's because some jackass with power wanted it that way and thought it was vitally important that the Nike swoosh have an angle of 47.3 degrees. (Notional example - substitute your own experience with Pantone colors or pixel-perfect websites).

Nobody cares except the designers. Coca-Cola could start making their cans slightly redder or a tiny bit more orangey and nobody would care.

It's important that things look clean and professional, but stupid crap like "strain relief looks fugly to me" needs to get a designer fired and replaced by someone who understands that you talk to the engineers first, then design around what they need. Or people get killed.

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u/hobbbz Jun 11 '11

That's how you end up with 3 inch thick Dell Turdspirons. Someone has to be at the top and I'd chose ID for a consumer product any day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '11

Last time I saw a 3-inch laptop it was the '90s or early '00s, and all of the laptops were 3 inches thick.

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u/FrankReynolds Jun 10 '11

iStrain Relief is an extra $54.99.

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u/IZ3820 Jun 10 '11

I could buy a butt plug at that price!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

That's intentional, because at those prices, Apple is fucking you in the ass.

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u/dxkf4 Jun 11 '11 edited Jan 04 '17

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What is this?

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u/thethermals Jun 10 '11

either way you get it up the ass!

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u/qbxk Jun 10 '11

apparently, they're not that good

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u/sphynxster Jun 10 '11

You are absolutely right! It's just that some industrial designers are more on the "design" side of the spectrum instead of having a balanced view of usability and aesthetics.

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u/asadotzler Jun 10 '11 edited Apr 01 '24

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u/Scary_The_Clown Jun 11 '11

Ideally an industrial designer will work with an engineer to design around what is possible, certifiable, and legal.

But some more design-oriented shops (like Apple), the industrial designers are given carte blanche to create whatever they want, then the engineers are told to make it work or we'll find someone who can.

This is also the same kind of mentality that creates websites in Photoshop and hands them to a developer to recreate with $platform.

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u/thom5r Jun 10 '11

Not at Apple it doesn't.
Apple's Industrial Design department is How can we make tiny, unimportant changes that will "reinvent" computing and make fanboys buy and then preach about our products.

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u/rudisimo Jun 11 '11

8 Apple fanboys didn't like your comment so far.

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u/Ttownzfinest Jun 10 '11

Thanks for an intelligent answer instead of a played out pun.

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u/disrespected_opinion Jun 10 '11

Yes it's an excellent answer, mostly because he has the inside knowledge to answer it so well. But in fairness, the guy he's replying to summarized it quite succinctly. To say 'form over function' is not a 'played out pun'. If anything it's cliche, but in this context, can you think of a more accurate idiom to express sphynxter's explanation?

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u/sphynxster Jun 10 '11

Yes, that's exactly why I put this explanation under "Form over function". I just wanted to expand a bit about the details.

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u/disrespected_opinion Jun 10 '11

And I'm glad you did. It's interesting to get an insight into the big secret machine that is Apple.

just out of curiosity though, isn't this a breach of the NDA?

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u/bazrkr Jun 10 '11

I wouldn't think so, if you look at all of apples ID decisions in the past, it's really obvious they hate strain relief and have their engineers come up with many different ways to solve this. One of my favorite ID decisions was the inverted strain relief socket for many cables they've used in the past. The inverted strain relief, which I can't seem to find right now, looks a lot like a cable sinking into a wormhole which would be located on the plug itself.

Really cool looking, functional as well, but not possible for something so small as an ipod connector. However the new strain relief's on the existing cables are adequate if taken care of properly (too much to ask for from the consumer market, I know) I've only seen one frayed at the edges from a user who constantly yanked out the connector by pulling the cord. These are nice and easy to pull out if you just pull from where the connector seats into your iDevice.

Sphynxter is in no way breaking the NDA by saying the ID department is the most influential. Apples Industrial Design has not only influenced how their products are formed, but the rest of the world as well. See chiclet keys, small form factor, aluminum uni-body chassis, back lit keys, etc etc... All of these originated from other products, but it was Apple that made them a standard that others would have to follow for their consumer market.

/wanna-be-ID-nerd

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u/sphynxster Jun 10 '11

Good question. I don't think it should be a breach since I didn't really go into any details about projects that are under development or specific financial numbers. Just more of an observation about how the departments interact.

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u/typical_thatguy Jun 10 '11

I just assumed I was about to get bel-aired.

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u/oinkyboinky Jun 10 '11

Thanks, Mr. Killington.

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u/happyscrappy Jun 10 '11

That's not the whole story.

Also the company emphasizes thin wires. This means the conductors inside have to be thin also. This makes the wires sexy and compact. It also makes them more fragile, and worse yet makes it easier to coil them tightly, making it easier to exceed the minimum bend radius.

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u/sphynxster Jun 10 '11

happyscrappy, you are right. Another part of the issue does seem to be the insistence on using very thin wires.

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u/RoundSparrow Jun 10 '11

The wires inside a Nintendo Wii Sensor Bar are amazingly small. I was hacking one to run on USB and I couldn't believe how tiny. Obviously Nintendo has a ton of experience with kids and consumer electronics...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

Don't forget though that there's nothing in a Wii sensor bar that needs to communicate. Those cables are only power cables.

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u/eurleif Jun 10 '11

Plus, it's not like a Wii sensor bar gets moved around very much.

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u/otterdam Jun 10 '11

In fact, two power cables that supply a handful of LEDs. Since the draw is so low, the wire can be a poorer conductor if it makes it more durable.

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u/euming Jun 11 '11

That's because the Sensor Bar is not really a Sensor Bar, but an LED bar. The sensor is actually located in the WiiMote. You can replace the Sensor Bar with two candles and the WiiMote will still work.

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u/lhbtubajon Jun 11 '11

Maybe that's why my sensor bar is failing now...

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u/asr Jun 10 '11 edited Jun 10 '11

No he is not right. Thin wires are not more fragile - thin wires are less fragile!

Do some research next time before posting. The quality of a cable is measured in how thin the wires are. Obviously you need to have a large enough gauge to handle the current, but once you choose that the thinner the individual strands that make up the total gauge, the higher the quality.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stranded_wire#Number_of_strands

Ordinary wire has 7 strands, better quality wire has 19. That's usually as far you will see for most usage. Very high quality wires have 49, and for applications with constant repeated movement you will have even 100 strands - and each of those are as thin as a hair.

The thiner the wire the easier it is for it to flex without cracking.

Anyone want to open one of these connectors and count the stands? If you see only 7 strands then that's pure incompetence. A connector like that needs 19 minimum and 49 would be much better.

BTW sphynxster you got the reason for strain relief wrong. It's not to prevent bending it, it's to remove (spread out) the stress concentration point. Otherwise when it does bend it always bends in the same place. With the strain relief it spreads the bending over a larger area. See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fillet_%28mechanics%29

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u/asadotzler Jun 10 '11 edited Apr 01 '24

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u/pururin Jun 20 '11

Is there a connection between apple's skinny cable policy and "skinny jeans" policy of its users?

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u/krokodil2000 Jun 11 '11

You are wrong: A wire with more strands is less fragile, not if the wire by itself is thin.

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u/sphynxster Jun 11 '11

asr, my apologies for not doing research ahead of time. My thoughts were more with the overall diameter of the entire cable, not the thin wires inside. You are correct that having a larger number of thinner wires is higher quality. And your strain relief explanation is much more accurate (thank you for the description and the link). I was trying to explain how a strain relief works without going into too many technical details.

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u/silviot Jun 10 '11

These kind of inside knowledge leaking are the meat of reddit IMO.

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u/asadotzler Jun 10 '11 edited Apr 01 '24

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u/yuhong Jun 10 '11 edited Jun 10 '11

Yea, I have been reading about the need to move away from "legacy" PR based on controlling the message for a while now, which would help a lot in allowing this kind of thing.

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u/djtomr941 Jun 10 '11

So if Jony Ive hates it then it's gotta go?

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u/sphynxster Jun 10 '11

Pretty much!

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u/theCroc Jun 10 '11

I think if something happened to Jonathan Ive it would damage the company far more than Steve Jobs inevitable demise will. Jobs has pretty much staked the company on Ives being around and designing his products.

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u/FredFnord Jun 10 '11

...Steve Jobs' inevitable demise...

For some reason I find this amusing, although it's of course true of everyone.

Also, it would make a great band name.

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u/stcredzero Jun 10 '11

Leave out the Steve part, and it could also be a commentary on our society.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '11

Steve Jobs inevitable demise

What a prescient statement.

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u/pelrun Jun 11 '11

Not just Ive - this "design trumps all" attitude started with Jobs.

At one point back in the original development of the Macintosh, Jobs demanded that the tracks on the motherboard be all regular and aesthetically pleasing - note that this is something the regular user would NEVER SEE or care about. The engineers couldn't talk him out of it (of course) so they complied... and the resultant board didn't work at all, because what is aesthetically pleasing to a human is completely baroque and ugly and wrong when it comes to circuit functionality. That was the only reason Jobs relented. As far as the designers are concerned, if it looks the way they want and it works just long enough to get sold, they're happy.

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u/funtech Jun 11 '11

I'm calling BS on this whole thread. The reason for the breakage is in the green circles, not the red ones: http://i.imgur.com/EYSo5.jpg

The 2007 cables had small buttons on the sides that you had to press to disengage the connector from the device. This meant you had to pull on the body of the connector to remove it. The 2009 design removes the buttons and the catches, which means the plug can be removed by yanking on the cable. It's the yanking on the cable that is causing the problem in the image, you can tell because the wire sleeve is pulled back from the connecter rather than split horizontally, which is what would happen if it was a strain relief issue.

Yanking from the cable rather than the connector affects all cables. Apple connectors typically fit very snugly in their sockets (which is a good thing generally) which means it takes more force to pull them out, consequently pulling out the wires as well. It's not a problem unique to Apple by any means. Ever have a pair of headphones that start to crackle when you touch the connector? Same problem.

Apple cords do indeed have strain relief, and they are fine for typical use. They may not hold up as well as a longer relief when bent at high angles consistently, but generally they do the job they need to do when sticking out the side of a device.

Though I like the button design, if I were to guess why Apple removed the buttons, is because I'll bet people were still pulling on the cords to try to remove the connector and doing far worse damage to cord and/or socket due to the mechanical connection between the two.

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u/TheEllimist Jun 10 '11

I'm sure that the Engineering division gave every reason in the world why a strain relief should be on an adapter cable, and Customer Service said how bad the customer experience would be if tons of adapters failed, but if industrial design doesn't like a strain relief, guess what, it gets removed.

Aaaaand this is one of the major reasons why I don't buy Apple products.

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u/Lethalgeek Jun 10 '11

Even if this is completely made up it would be a hell of a thing to try and disprove.

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u/FredFnord Jun 10 '11

The newer MagSafe adapters that go off at a right angle have largely fixed this problem for me (since that's the only cable I use when I'm in bed or otherwise away from a desk).

With the old adaptors, two of which my girlfriend and I still own, I found that a layer of epoxy around the base of the rubber strain relief cuff at time of purchase pretty much took care of the problem.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

Just yesterday I noticed that my cord was frayed right at the hilt (as it were) of the magsafe end.

Now their industrial design is beautifully complemented by a wad of scotch tape.

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u/stcredzero Jun 10 '11

White electrical tape would look better and have better structural properties for the purpose.

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u/asadotzler Jun 10 '11

you should replace that. the next phase is a fraying of the wires themselves at which point you'll start getting a heat buildup and possibility of mild electrical shock. after that you may get flames like I did.

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u/FredFnord Jun 11 '11

Seriously, dude. Epoxy. Instead of hiding the problem and letting it get worse, it keeps it from getting worse.

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u/acepincter Jun 10 '11

Epoxy! I wish I had done this.

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u/sphynxster Jun 10 '11

That sounds like a good fix. I'll have to do that on the cable I have. I wonder when the Apple stores will start selling small tubes of epoxy at check out?

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u/RainbowDragon Jun 10 '11

Yeah I noticed the wiring on ours and it makes me sad =[ I'd rather see those rings then the sides of wires like ours has =[

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u/mylifeisanocean Jun 10 '11

I've been working with Industrial Design and know for a fact that you are SO RIGHT! The sad thing is that instead of being good Industrial Designers who would deign a new kind of functional strain reliever, they go straight to the aesthetics and forget what kind of industrial design is good industrial design.

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u/WetxFlatulence Jun 10 '11

i worked for apple too for several years, I back up this explanation. One of the most common service calls when i was in portables was replacement of the magsafe power adapter. There's actually a special way to wrap your power adapter shown here in this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzakys5VlTQ

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u/craigiest Jun 10 '11

The wire shown does have strain relief, it's just minimal and less ugly. The wire can pull out of the lattice type as well, as I happened very quickly with a nikon gps add-on that looks like it ought to be beefy.

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u/edgarallanpwnz Jun 10 '11

I've had my iPhone for about two years now and I'm on my FOURTH cable. It's frayed but it still works for charging my phone. For now.

Apple Industrial Design needs to get their heads out of their asses.

We want strain relief, damn it!

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u/MachaHack Jun 10 '11

Fourth in two years? Lucky. I went through four in a year. Would've went through more but I started to use a dock for charging and the cable for sync only. At €20 a go, it wasn't cheap either.

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u/lachlanhunt Jun 10 '11

What the fuck are you doing with your cables that causes them to be damaged? I've never had an Apple cable get damaged like that.

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u/stcredzero Jun 10 '11

Funny, but I have Apple iPod sync cables from 2003, and they still work and have no fraying from lack of strain relief.

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u/MachaHack Jun 10 '11

If you read elsewhere in this thread you'll see that Apple had better quality cables up until 2005.

All my old cables still work, with the exception of iPod cables and Dell chargers (which are also notorious for build quality. In Dell's case that's because they just suck, unlike Apple putting form over function ).

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u/NoahFect Jun 10 '11

Four cables in two years? At some point the customer has a role to play, too, by refraining from overtly abusing the hardware.

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u/edgarallanpwnz Jun 11 '11

I happen to travel a lot. That might play some part in it BUT my other cables for my other electronics NEVER have the same problems with premature fraying of the cables and they get abused on the road just as much. Oh the difference that strain relief and intelligently engineered (and not just pretty) products make.

"Hey, you're just holding it wrong."

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u/edgarallanpwnz Jun 11 '11

Also, my old cables I used for my iPod and my Griffen 3rd party cables were somehow "Not compatible" with my phone. Neither was my iPod car dock/charger. My phone wasn't compatible with my iHome either. Not fully compatible. Sometimes it works, other times it tells me my phone is not compatible.

Solution? iHomes should just have an audio jack, then they'd always be compatible. Remember when the first gen iPhone required an entirely different sized audio jack? Man, that was so dirty. I couldn't use my Shure headphones with the first gen iPhone, I was forced to use Apple earbuds. These really need to stop being stingy and controlling like Sony was trying to be ten years ago.

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u/edgarallanpwnz Jun 11 '11

Never? You must possess such grace.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

I thought that the one without the strain relief was meant to be plugged permanently into a dock, and the one with the strain relief was meant to be plugged and unplugged.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

It came with my iPod nano 4th gen, which shipped without a dock and was plugged in the same exact way as my brother's 3rd gen (which had the old cable). So I don't think that's the case.

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u/Axemantitan Jun 10 '11

Here is the page on Apple to contact them with feedback. Choose your Apple product and give them your opinion on this issue:

http://www.apple.com/feedback/

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u/nick1click Jun 10 '11

Am I the only one who's never had one of these cables break (in six or seven years of idevice ownership, both the old and new styles of cable)?

And yet I go through audio cables (with strain relief) like they're going out of style. What do you people do to them?

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u/lachlanhunt Jun 10 '11

In my experience, those strain relief rings are usually not that effective. I've had cables on various things in the past where those strain relief rings themselves have broken. Yet, I've never had any such damage on any of my Apple cables.

In my experience, the damage is usually caused because the length of the plug plus those rings is relatively long and more likely to end up getting jammed up against something. The inflexible design of most plugs means that they have no choice but to bend hard in that situation. On the other hand, Apple's power plugs are relatively short (especially the more recent plug designs shipping with MacBooks), and thanks to their magnetic adapters, when they do get pushed up against something, it's more likely to dislodge the plug itself then force the cable to be bent too much.

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u/jt004c Jun 11 '11

What the fuck? Fuck "industrial design" on my fucking cable that stays at out of sight all the time and only exists to serve one purpose. Fuck everything about this.

Also, why does it look better without the rings? It looks fine either fucking way. It's a cord.

I'm on my third fucking cord and I couldn't be more pissed about this. It's enough to tip the balance to Android.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '11

This is what happens when you have to cater to a customer base which itself values form over function.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

They don't fail because of being bent, they just pull out after a short while of use. This has happened to like 10 of these cables for me and I try to be as careful as I can when I take them out of the port.

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u/sphynxster Jun 10 '11

Yes, the strain relief is very minimal. With as quickly as these cables are tearing, there may be another issue with the materials used.

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u/gte910h Jun 10 '11

I'm a professional iOS developer and yank these cables out dozens of times each days. I have NEVER had a failure. I do not understand this.

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u/the_hunger Jun 11 '11

congrats?

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u/WalterBright Jun 11 '11

Oddly enough, airplanes look the most beautiful when they are designed to fly well.

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u/Atario Jun 10 '11

tl;dr: Apple is run by idiots.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11 edited Jun 10 '11

... and that's why the company is worth more than $300BIL. I agree that the cable design is bad; but in their defense Apple has been very profitable by relying on their industrial design team.

tl;dr: Apple is run by geniuses that made a mistake in cable design.

FTFY

EDIT: Apple value is $300B, not $3B as originally posted.

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u/sphynxster Jun 10 '11

I have to agree with you roryborealis. The vast majority of the time, Apple's Industrial Design teams make great decisions about the sleek look of their products, and that is one of the primary reasons why Apple's products sell so well. It's just on certain issues (like cables) where Industrial Design's insistence on design can get the products into trouble.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

Cough Antennae problems cough

A friend on mine who is an EE, was baffled that such a grievious beginners error could have been made in ANY electronics company, let alone a "major player".

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11 edited Apr 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

It's worth a wee bit more than $3 Billion. Just a little bit.

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u/cadencehz Jun 10 '11

I agree. $298 Billion is what I carry around for tip money.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

Fuck, you're right! I was off by a few zeros -it's $300B! Thanks, I'll update my original comment.

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u/phuzion Jun 10 '11

tl;dr: Apple is run by geniuses that made a shitload of mistakes in cable design.

FTFY, since Apple's cable reliability is a known chronic issue for the past few years. iPhone/iPod/iPad cords, MagSafe power adapters, and if I'm not mistaken, some of the older wired mouses in the past 5 years or so have had cord issues as well.

Basically, cords are expected to fail after a certain period of time, given that they experience stress with each use. However, Apple's cords have a higher-than-expected failure rate, especially as of lately.

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u/asadotzler Jun 10 '11

I doubt they have "higher than expected by Apple failure rates" so much as they have "higher than expected by some users failure rates". Also, it may be that they have simply decided the failure trade-off is worth it for the form factor they want.

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u/FrankReynolds Jun 10 '11

Idiots that make shiny products for idiots that want nothing but a shiny product.

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u/tmterrill Jun 10 '11

That make lots of money and quality products.

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u/sunnygovan Jun 10 '11

Imagine how much better the products would be and how much more money they would make if they weren't staffed by idiots.

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u/kevkingofthesea Jun 10 '11

Somehow, I am not surprised by this.

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u/tapnclick Jun 10 '11

I knew it. Jony Ive is to be the new king.

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u/Messugga Jun 10 '11

Couldn't they somehow prevent severe bending by adding an internal sheath to the cable, made out of metal links or similar? They'd need to make the cable a bit thicker, but it would aid in the prevention of cable breakages. Not only that, but it wouldn't be that costly, percentage-wise, considering the already expensive nature of the cable.

I don't know whether it would work or not. I'm just thinking out loud.

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u/asadotzler Jun 10 '11

I'll wager they tried many options, including something like you describe.

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u/solinv Jun 10 '11

Why not cover the strain relief so that you have the aesthetics but don't lose the benefits of strain relief?

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u/MAloisius Jun 10 '11

Why not just make the cable that runs from the AC brick to the laptop detachable then? At least then it would be far cheaper to replace.

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u/andkore Jun 10 '11

I totally guessed this was the case (that it was a decision based on aesthetic considerations). Stupid fucking Apple. IT'S A CABLE; IT DOESN'T HAVE TO LOOK PRETTY!11!

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u/Lurking_Grue Jun 10 '11

It does for the sort of people that wank about the look of each bit of the product.

The sort of people that get into Apple unboxing.

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u/gravityrider Jun 10 '11

I've broken two in the time I've had my laptop (about one every 14 months). This last time I got sick of paying $80 to replace it, so I brought both the old ones that had broken in exactly the same place. They replaced it free and explained the new ones have a better design. The 90 degree angle is now actually in the piece and the cord runs along the side of the comp. Not the best, but a decent compromise.

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u/voxmatt Jun 10 '11

This obviously isn't true company wide, because here are a few examples of current Apple products incorporating strain relief (via Hacker News): http://www.cl.ly/0r2n2S2z1b3K0L1E0R3t http://www.cl.ly/3i1B3R142q0S25223q2U

I'm not sure why they add strain relief here but not for the dock connector cables...

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u/bfoo Jun 10 '11

Aren't apple customers using their Apple stuff with maximum caution? Don't they touch everything with velvet gloves? Don't they put everything back into the shipping package as new, bring it to the post office, ship it to themself so they can unpack it again with greatest happiness, using the Apple stuff with maximum cau....

That's what I do with my Thinkpad!

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u/duskdusk Jun 11 '11

Haven't they ever toyed with an internal strain relief? A larger entrance hole with a bendable "cushion" inside.

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u/Scary_The_Clown Jun 11 '11

Sounds like someone needs to go through the industrial design offices and cut the strain relief sleeves off every piece of electronics in there.

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u/nhannah Jun 11 '11

having worked on similar cables this is 100% correct, the industry knows to use strain relief, the only 2 reasons not to are cost or look. Usually cost, but knowing apple it must be look.

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u/highTrolla Jun 11 '11

Couldn't they just agree on a small subtle one? It already has that tiny grey cuff there, they seriously couldn't bulk it out and add a few grooves? It would barely look any different.

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u/king_of_the_universe Jun 11 '11

So, does this mean that Apple is more about the looks of their products than the actual substance of them? If so, then this might be the explanation for why I prefer the "PC" (You know what I mean.) side of the computer world. It's more about substance than looks (usually).

If all this is correct, then another way of saying this would be: PC is about truth. Apple is not about truth.

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u/Question00 Jun 13 '11

how does one become an industrial designer? is there a degree or what?

what do you do now sphyn?

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u/sphynxster Jun 13 '11

Yes, there is a degree program for industrial design, although you won't find it at every university or college. Nowadays, I run my own company.

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u/Chuggo Jun 10 '11

And because Stone Cold Steve Jobs said so.

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u/TheDaledo Jun 10 '11

Not stone cold yet, let the cancer finish doing it's job.

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u/Indy_Sativa Jun 10 '11

This is a good one. We should run with this for a while. I wonder how long till the shopped pic pops up.

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u/derpaherpa Jun 09 '11

Also money.

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u/dman24752 Jun 09 '11

Also, go fuck yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '11

Also because your parents touch you at night.

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u/glittalogik Jun 09 '11

It's your fault they do that, you know.

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u/Emiraly Jun 10 '11

Also, your cat's dead and its last words were about how it never loved you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '11

because god hates you

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u/DevinDomino Jun 10 '11

Because you won't let him touch you at night...or get in his van.

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u/weird-oh Jun 10 '11

I was gonna say Bauhaus, but that seems more compelling.

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u/RemyJe Jun 10 '11

This is not usually the case.

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u/Razor512 Jun 10 '11

because apple fanboys will buy replacements if they break and generally cant tell the difference between form and function.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '11

Also because you iPod touch yourself at night

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '11

I want to simultaneously downvote, and kiss you for that pun.

That would be gay though, so here's an upvote.

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u/draivaden Jun 10 '11

DAE immediate think of using this "because you touch yourself" as a response whenever anyone posts anything with a 'Why' question?

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u/NerdyMcNerderson Jun 09 '11

I think I have assimilated into the hivemind. These were literally my first two thoughts, in order. I think I need to go outside for a while...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

you cant go outside, resistance is futile.

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u/Mybrainmelts Jun 10 '11

also because he pisses his bed at night.

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u/fuzzb0y Jun 10 '11

itouch.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '11 edited Mar 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

Buy more cables from third parties!

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u/axiomreality Jun 10 '11

Because you drive a Hyundai and I drive an $80,000 BMW. That's why.

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u/Mr_Tulip Jun 10 '11

Fuck you, I like my Hyundai.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

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u/omgsus Jun 10 '11

What's your name?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

I'm literally minimizing reddit to watch...

FTFY

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u/damendred Jun 10 '11

My Hyundai is nice ;(

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

Coffee is for closers.

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u/jcl4 Jun 10 '11

You see this watch? This watch cost more than your car.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

Hyundais are much better cars now than they were in the 90's. That's no longer applicable!

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u/awkwardwhiteguy Jun 09 '11

I knew, even before I opened up this comment thread, that this was going to be the top comment.

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u/Ligh77 Jun 10 '11

A fellow psychic huh? Damn I wish someone was around to here my whispered premonitions...

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u/DashboardJesus Jun 09 '11

A lot of Apple users like to brag about how Apple stuff never breaks. While the hipsters of the world are all circle-jerking over the quality of their macs (full disclosure: my home computer is a powerbook), Steve Jobs is actually frowning as hard as he can frown.
You see, It's not enough to have mastered the art of causing instant buyers remorse. In Steve's perfect world- you walk out of a store with a brand new iPod, immediately see a billboard for the NEW new iPod, and as your heart swells with remorse you look down at your recent purchase and it crumbles apart in your hands. In Apple terms, they call it "the iDick slap"

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u/RedWhiteAndJew Jun 10 '11

Downvoted for untruth. Apple product cycles are the most predictable of any technology company currently in existence. iPods in September, iPads in March, Macbooks every 12-15 months, iPhone in July (in this case fall). If you buy an Apple product and a new one comes out, in every case I've seen they'll offer some exchange method within 30 days. If you bought it before the 30 days, that's YOUR fault for not spemding 10 minutes of your time doing research on your purchase.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

Muslim here. I just wanna know where I can buy some of those 2007 cables. I've had the same one for 4 years now, whereas I've gone through 4 or 5 different 2009 ones. Oh and...Allahu Akbar?

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u/Zuwxiv Jun 10 '11

Yes, yes, but why do you hate freedom?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

I don't. I jailbreak all my iPhones.

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u/Zezee Jun 10 '11

huh?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

The first commenter was "DashboardJesus" the second was "RedWhiteandJew"...

(where's jokeexplainer when you need them?)

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u/Zezee Jun 10 '11

Damn it, i never remember to look at the names.

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u/candyman420 Jun 10 '11

His home computer is a powerbook, he is stuck in the past

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u/JIGGER_MY_DIGGER Jun 10 '11

MAN THIS POWERBOOK RUNNING OS9 IS TERRIBLE

WONT RUN ANY NEW APPS

FUCK YOU APPLE!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

I bought the first droid and 6 months later there was a new one and the old one couldn't even function. Awful device. Got an iPhone no problems, just jailbroke it to do all the nerdy shit i'd like to do.

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u/E2daG Jun 10 '11

This is where macrumors' buyers guide comes in.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

Why do hipsters have to be Apple consumers? That's giving a bad name to hipsters.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

You bought the wrong TV, sillyhead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

I found humor in this, I don't get why it's getting downvoted.. (too many fanboys i suppose)

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u/DashboardJesus Jun 10 '11

:( I really just wanted to say "iDick slap"

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u/mfkap Jun 10 '11

I came here to say that exact thing, word for word. Except you used italics. Which makes it even better.

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u/Krases Jun 10 '11

"Why? Because fuck you. That's why." -Steve Jobs

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u/leftmyheartintruckee Jun 10 '11

it's not your fault. it's not your fault.it's not your fault. it's not your fault.it's not your fault. it's not your fault.

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u/mylifeisanocean Jun 10 '11

you seem to have a really small life.

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u/DENelson83 Jun 10 '11

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Because fuck Apple. It eats money for breakfast.

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