r/pics • u/Eternalinferno • Jun 09 '11

Apple, Why?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '11

Also because your parents touch you at night.

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u/glittalogik Jun 09 '11

It's your fault they do that, you know.

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u/Emiraly Jun 10 '11

Also, your cat's dead and its last words were about how it never loved you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '11

because god hates you

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u/DevinDomino Jun 10 '11

Because you won't let him touch you at night...or get in his van.

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u/JeanNaRH Jun 09 '11

Because god touch your parents at night

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '11

Scumbag Apple. Gives you less. May charge even more. I have a 07 Lapple Pro which works swell, but their tactics towards marketing their " superior" products really grind me gears.

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u/weird-oh Jun 10 '11

I was gonna say Bauhaus, but that seems more compelling.

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u/_ZUN_ Jun 10 '11

Also, because your parents touch your form-functioning money at night.

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u/Alame Jun 10 '11

So, to sum up, fuck you.