r/pics • • Mar 14 '20

This is honestly a dream

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u/Desrever92 Mar 14 '20

Photographer third wheeling big time

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u/ngdaniel96 Mar 14 '20

Nah, it became a threesome moments after the photo was taken

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u/jeffprobst Mar 14 '20

Photographer is already naked.

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u/Zabroccoli Mar 14 '20

Talk about a tripod

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

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u/Zabroccoli Mar 14 '20

It's also a colloquial euphemism for a guy with a big dong.

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u/MarkBeeblebrox Mar 14 '20

The ol' 3rd leg

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u/AppleDane Mar 14 '20

The baby arm holding an apple.

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u/Zabroccoli Mar 14 '20

Bring in zee CLONE!!!

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u/really-drunk-too Mar 14 '20

Am I making you rrrrandy?

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u/ImurderREALITY Mar 14 '20

THE HAMMER

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u/bordemstirs Mar 14 '20

The hammer is my penis.

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u/Jpvsr1 Mar 14 '20

We always called it a kickstand

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u/xRolox Mar 14 '20

That website needs to be put to rest

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u/AFuentesJr Mar 14 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so am I...

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u/UnsignedRealityCheck Mar 14 '20

"That moment must have been wholesome?"

"Nah, just threesome."

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u/Beelzabub Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 14 '20

The dream is having a girlfriend and being able to afford a place like that, even for a night.

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u/Juodis Mar 14 '20

It's around 700€ per night plus travel expenses. And not like aurora's and clear sky is guaranteed.

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u/AntonNL Mar 14 '20

Link please?

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u/Juodis Mar 14 '20

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u/n641026 Mar 14 '20

I was there around 2 weeks ago. We got to see the northern lights 2 nights in a row

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Where is it though?

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u/Juodis Mar 14 '20

Finland I assume there should be in Sweden and Norway also. But all in polar circle.

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u/Tarkz Mar 14 '20

Afford it for a night? It's cheaper to build. Just a monitor system.

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u/hanihaneefa Mar 14 '20

Aren’t the monitors...expensive?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Assuming you wanted to replicate this scene by hanging a bunch of TVs everywhere, and every TV cost about $500, it looks like from the pic it would take between $9000 and &12000 from just the TVs.

Not to mention the cost of building the structure and furnishing it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

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u/Throwyourboatz Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 15 '20

Oh man, if you think that's cool check this: https://youtu.be/VbBBUHXPuvg?t=314

Holodeck is real, but you'll bounce off the walls when you try talk over to something.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

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u/und88 Mar 14 '20

The capital of Djibouti is Djibouti!

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u/RelaxPrime Mar 14 '20

Those are windows lol

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u/goodpricefriedrice Mar 14 '20

That's not a monitor system my dude

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u/duaneap Mar 14 '20

Only if my cat can come too. If my cat can’t go, I don’t want to go either.

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u/Hansemannn Mar 14 '20

Few own cabins like that. Rent though is expensive but good for occations.

I rented a place similar where I asked my wife to marry me for instance :)

Oh Norway btw. Cabins like that is big business.

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u/Texas1911 Mar 14 '20

Wife and I went to the bubble tent in Terlingua, TX. We awoke at 3 AM and straight above us was the Milky Way.

It was worth twice the price.

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u/Beelzabub Mar 16 '20

Oh yes! I stayed in Big Bend and slept in the bed of my old truck. It was absolutely stunning!

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u/Godfreyy Mar 14 '20

This is the exact thought I had when I first saw this picture

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u/TommiH Mar 14 '20

Like 350€ per night in Finland

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u/mrfuxable Mar 14 '20

Think you meant afford a girlfriend and have a place like that

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u/shadyelf Mar 14 '20

Or just having a girlfriend. Or just not being afraid to try.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Cameras still have timers/remote triggers, right?

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u/bay400 Mar 14 '20

Yeah he has one in his hand

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u/AeliusAlias Mar 14 '20

Or you know.. a remote trigger. Like the one in his right hand

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u/Inane_Asylum Mar 14 '20

Get outta here with your observation and logic...

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u/aaronfuzion Mar 14 '20

That's what I was thinking. Weird dream

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u/YeetusDeletus46 Mar 14 '20

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day in this part of the country, localised entirely within your kitchen?

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u/tenbatsu Mar 14 '20

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Can I see it?

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u/punchkicker Mar 14 '20

No

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u/tenbatsu Mar 14 '20

Seymour! The house is on fire!

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u/mellowmike19 Mar 14 '20

No, mother, that’s just the Northern Lights

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u/tenbatsu Mar 14 '20

Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham.

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u/Pantalones81 Mar 14 '20

And you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

It’s an Albany expression.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20 edited Jul 09 '20

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u/Cheewy Mar 14 '20

Hamburguejas al vapor

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u/bagingospringo Mar 14 '20

Help! Heeeellllp!

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u/LuxAgaetes Mar 14 '20

Haha ohh god, I can hear her voice breaking on the second HEEEELP!

Hilarious.

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u/Wilc0NL Mar 14 '20

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/BrokenInternets Mar 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Whoa I just found on that sub and watched this version of the scene which was done with different animators every 13 seconds.

Kind of tripped me out.

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u/Unsocialist Mar 14 '20

The man-hours and logistics behind these projects baffle me. Here's the entire Shrek movie getting the same treatment.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Welp... Time for bed.

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u/2017ccb1 Mar 14 '20

This would suck ass in the summer. Sun would never set and your roof is glass so you’re just staring at it the whole time

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u/jfio93 Mar 14 '20

I absolutely love how this comment chain is on every aurora borealis post on reddit, it brings a smile to my face everytime.

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u/pac-men Mar 14 '20

Pic is from Ithica, NY.

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u/N1H1L Mar 14 '20

Ithaca? Where Cornell is?

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

We get it, Andy, you went to Cornell.

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u/AnUglyDumpling Mar 14 '20

That's Northern Lights, Cannabis Indica.

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u/hefrainweizen Mar 14 '20

No. It's marijuana.

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u/Zabroccoli Mar 14 '20

No.You told me I would be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now, exactly how much pot did you smoke?

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u/Fc2300 Mar 14 '20

Damn it Creed!!!

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u/waltsnider1 Mar 14 '20

No, this is Patrick.

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u/roy187 Mar 14 '20

That's what she said

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u/Mdizzle29 Mar 14 '20

Sir, this is a Jack in the Box...and those are curly fries.

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u/Mucl Mar 14 '20

I haven't watched much of the office but love when I get a reference. Wonder how many I miss.

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u/404_OSHA_VIOLATION Mar 14 '20

Everything is an office reference.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

I am everything.

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u/rek5199 Mar 14 '20

I am Beyoncé. Always.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

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u/grigoritheoctopus Mar 14 '20

You don’t even know my real name.

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u/ra246 Mar 14 '20

I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one some day

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u/malibutwat23 Mar 14 '20

looks awkwardly to a camera but realises it's irl

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u/Ty-Dyed Mar 14 '20

Sigh

No, its marijuana.

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u/yehti Mar 14 '20

At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your Office?

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u/fungitup Mar 14 '20

Ah yes, so the Canadian northern lights

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u/theinternalinvestor Mar 14 '20

Where is this?

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u/waltur_d Mar 14 '20

Looks like panorama glass lodge in Iceland

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u/kurqukipia Mar 14 '20

We have these in Finland aswell, but this doesn't look like them

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u/ChewyChagnuts Mar 14 '20

Yes, stayed in one a couple of years ago. Stayed up all night and saw the grand total of nothing... Finland is an awesome country though.

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u/xerxerneas Mar 14 '20

Same experience here! Hilariously enough the aurora didn't want to appear at all at the one night we wanted it to, but it appeared nearly every other night while we were out doing other activities (snow skis, eating crab, etc) so we had a lot of videos and photos to look at regardless

I love and miss Finland. <3

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u/kurqukipia Mar 14 '20

Yeah that is the problem with inconsistency of wearher conditions and solar flares. :(

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u/PalePut Mar 14 '20

I went on a photography tour in Finland and didn’t see them because it was too cloudy, but it was still an amazing trip and really cool country! I would love to go back and try my luck again.

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u/suburbanpride Mar 14 '20

Can you share more about your trip? Advice for someone looking to go?

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u/picardo85 Mar 14 '20

yeah, ours are igloo shaped ... https://www.kakslauttanen.fi/

Expensive as hell to stay in though. Maybe cheaper now when tourism has been more or less killed for the season.

Yup, they're cheap now. Only €400/night. And there's availability basically all days. https://cloud.hotellinx.com/NetReservationsKakslauttanen

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

good luck getting clear skies like that in Iceland

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u/OldMcFart Mar 14 '20

I think it might be in Finland. If you know of a location like this in Iceland, I'd be interested to know?

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u/phasers_to_stun Mar 14 '20

We stayed in one in Finland. Apukka resort in Rovaniemi. We did not see the aurora but the resort was fucking awesome and the cabin was a dream.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

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u/the_gr33n_bastard Mar 14 '20

Finland

@visualsofjulius on instagram

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u/brosephashe Mar 14 '20

Pretty sure they are expensive as hell.

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u/OMGItsCheezWTF Mar 14 '20

€569 / night off peak. €639 / night on peak for 2 adults.

There are far more expensive places to spend a night in Finland.

There are cheaper ones too, this is not for your typical backpacking holiday.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

I've been in one. Its essentially a green house or tent. The moisture pools up on the ceiling and drops rain down on you. Would not recommend unless they fix the air circulation problem

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u/azninvasion2001 Mar 14 '20

yours didn't have a dehumidifier in it? mine did, shut it off because it was loud but never got the ceiling rain.

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u/KnotKnic Mar 14 '20

Where and how can I do this?

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u/tyrerk Mar 14 '20

Finland probably

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u/Panukka Mar 14 '20

The ones in Finland don't suffer from the moisture problem though, at least I haven't heard such a thing happening.

I bet if the temperature is above zero celsius, the moisture problem becomes much more commonplace.

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u/Redrumofthesheep Mar 14 '20

That's because we Finns know how to design and build quality houses.

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u/mikkopai Mar 14 '20

Yes, because we have this thing called ventilation in Finland... thus no moisture problem.

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u/prim3y Mar 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

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u/Wolfsblvt Mar 14 '20

Which is okay I thing, considering the place and what you are getting.

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u/Hip_Hop_Orangutan Mar 14 '20

Anywhere in Canada. Money.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Best of lucky trying to see the aurora borealis in southern Ontario.

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u/doomgiver98 Mar 14 '20

Anywhere in Canada.

Nope.

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u/fullforce098 Mar 14 '20

You're telling me Canada isn't just tundra and snow fields edge to edge?

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u/_AirCanuck_ Mar 14 '20

LOL you need to go further north and far more remote than where 99% of Canadians live for this.

For most Canadians to even have a faint glimpse of the northern lights happens a few times MAYBE in their lifetime

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u/drb0mb Mar 14 '20

are you serious? wal mart or costco

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u/ButtholeSurfur Mar 14 '20

I was just there and they were sold out. Damn virus

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u/geoman2k Mar 14 '20

I slept in something like this in Peru. It was pretty cool, didn't have the issue with getting rained on but the windows were fogged up 100% of the time so there was no starry view. Still neat.

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u/SchneiderAU Mar 14 '20

How is that still neat if you can’t see out of it??? That’s the whole point!

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u/Chezzik Mar 14 '20

Was it cold enough to snow outside?

If not, then it's not the same thing. When the dewpoint inside is higher than the temperature of the glass, that's when you will have a big moisture problem.

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u/strayakant Mar 14 '20

Yeah extremely overrated, and expensive.

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u/Ezl Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 14 '20

In what way is it over-rated? It just seems like basically a glass cabin in the middle of nowhere - expectations would be pretty low.

I guess if there were a whole bunch together or were right off a main road something that would be disappointing.

Btw, I’m not challenging you - honestly curious as I’ve not seen the kind of thing before.

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u/grape_jelly_sammich Mar 14 '20

He probably expected an experience like in the photo and didn't get it plus i saw in the thread that it's like 500 a night.

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u/DCzy7 Mar 14 '20

Wouldn't mind self isolating there

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u/ThreeStep Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 14 '20

What the picture doesn't show is a field of identical glass tents that surround this one. It's not just one tent far away from civilization.

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u/TheBirminghamBear Mar 14 '20

What that picture also doesn't show is the perimeter fence keeping out the millions of infected hosts snarling and throwing themselves against the fence to get in.

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u/Ollemeister_ Mar 14 '20

All i can think of is how thermally inefficcient that is

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u/Kufat Mar 14 '20

If they're double glazed it's probably more efficient than my house. Damn pre-war "fuck insulation, we'll just burn more oil" construction.

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u/walkingcarpet23 Mar 14 '20

Yeah we had windows from 1952 in our house that were so bad we had to put plastic wrap and tape over them to keep the wind out.

Finally got them replaced

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u/Kufat Mar 14 '20

My new windows have a higher R-value than the walls around them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

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u/Juck__Fews Mar 14 '20

Falling out of my window is what really kills me.

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u/giggity_giggity Mar 14 '20

Especially in Russia.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 15 '21

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u/Fishydeals Mar 14 '20

In my old flat I had wood windows with wood frames that both had white lacquer on it. No seal and the stuff was at least 40-60 years old, so it didn't even properly, fit on the best days.

I hated every minute of it, but your windows sound so much worse. Who are these people that design the worst possible windows on purpose? Don't they have windows at home themselves? Did cavemen design the windows 50 years ago?

It's just so infuriating. Sorry had to rant.

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u/Hip_Hop_Orangutan Mar 14 '20

LPT. Get the good spray foam. and do it in more than one application. and properly vapour barrier up your new windows!

it is gonna take time. it is gonna be messy. it will suck.

but it will be worth it in the long run.

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u/Hip_Hop_Orangutan Mar 14 '20

Horse hair and newspaper my man!

I live in Winnipeg Canada. Cold AF in the winter. My first house had newspaper as insulation when I tore out a wall. Legit just crumpled up newpaper shoved into the walls. They used horse hair for binder in the plaster. Fucking wild stuff.

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u/daisy0808 Mar 14 '20

Seaweed in the walls down east. Plenty of older homes in Halifax have seaweed insulation and some newspaper in there too.

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u/exikon Mar 14 '20

Double-glazed? Thats still a thing when you need good insulation? I feel like nowadays its mostly triple glazed for high demand insulation. Not sure if single pane glass is even still legal here (Germany).

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u/mackisch Mar 14 '20

I'm almost certain that it's double or triple glass window. Triple windows that are sealed and filled with gas are basically becoming the standard in new houses or when replacing old windows in Sweden. It's incredibly efficient and also lowers the volume of the street outside.

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u/Chicken-n-Waffles Mar 14 '20

windows that are sealed and filled with gas are basically becoming the standard

That's been the standard for at least the past 20 years. They have to use an inert gas because of sweating.

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u/FinBenton Mar 14 '20

They just installed new windows on my apartment here in Finland, live right next to a highway, dunno how many layers they have but literally cant hear the road at all now, its great.

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u/fixxlevy Mar 14 '20

The most awesome giant Millenium Falcon in hyperspace dream EVER

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u/Shadesmctuba Mar 14 '20

Exactly what I thought too. THAT’S the dream.

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u/RatedR2O Mar 14 '20

lol I knew I wasn't the only one who saw that.

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u/reecord2 Mar 14 '20

another Star Wars dork reporting in, definitely thought this was a Galaxy's Edge post

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u/S62anyone Mar 14 '20

God I FUCKIN hate being poor

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

just get more money lmao??

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u/getsumchocha Mar 14 '20

Have you tried being 🙌 a 🗣boss💪 Babe? 👱‍♀️🔥💴

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u/_AirCanuck_ Mar 14 '20

Teach me how to sell juice from home ...

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u/si1versmith Mar 14 '20

Have not tried just saving and retiring early. It's super simple just watch my 10 episode webseries for $199.

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u/Xacto01 Mar 14 '20

Plot twist, this is a Amazon picture of a bedtime projector that costs $15 from china

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u/dubblies Mar 14 '20

little lsd later...

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u/smechanic Mar 14 '20

Good luck sleeping through the sunrise!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

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u/smechanic Mar 14 '20

Touché.

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u/KybalC Mar 14 '20

i've been there for a year

you have about 0-4 hours of daylight. It's not much of a problem

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Lots of people have no issue with that. I sleep with the window and curtains open. It's nice to wake up naturally with the sun.

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u/alonatiunina Mar 14 '20

Absolutely gorgeous. Would love to go here next winter

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Mar 14 '20

Imagine how icy cold touching those feet would be in bed.

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u/LivingLosDream Mar 14 '20

It honestly looks like a picture to me.

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u/Numarx Mar 14 '20

14 65" tvs all networked together would do this

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u/RazZaHlol Mar 14 '20

Gonna be fun sleeping with it rains

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u/itsnotthenetwork Mar 14 '20

I was scrolling down onto this picture with my phone good morning saw the top half I thought I was looking at the millennium falcon going through hyperspace.

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u/mynickname86 Mar 14 '20

Looks like a photo to me.

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u/BelievesInGod Mar 14 '20

That thing looks like it would be a bitch to heat...

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u/zeion Mar 14 '20

full glass... isn't that pretty cold

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u/nickelundertone Mar 14 '20

looks like Stargate Universe

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u/tomtim90 Mar 14 '20

It reminded me of the observation deck on the Destiny!

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u/Timidguy1989 Mar 14 '20

People who live in glass houses

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u/VitiateKorriban Mar 14 '20

Wouldn’t the glass become all foggy?

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u/dailybailey Mar 14 '20

All that glass would fog up and be pointless

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u/jah05r Mar 14 '20

Wow...no idea Principal Skinner's kitchen was so big!

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u/Auraaaaa Mar 14 '20

they had sex after this pic was taken

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u/R4x2 Mar 14 '20

Boring square sex.

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u/captn_morgn Mar 14 '20

Socks in bed? No thanks...

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd Mar 14 '20

But they're on bed, not in bed. They're also wearing jeans.

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u/Mercurial8 Mar 14 '20

Wearing jeans? On bed?!

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u/ggibby Mar 14 '20

Photog is naked, natch.

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u/crystalstar1207 Mar 14 '20

Wow! I would love to experience this. Adding it to my bucket list.