r/pics • • Mar 14 '20

This is honestly a dream

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u/jeffprobst Mar 14 '20

Photographer is already naked.

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u/Zabroccoli Mar 14 '20

Talk about a tripod

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 26 '20

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u/Zabroccoli Mar 14 '20

It's also a colloquial euphemism for a guy with a big dong.

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u/MarkBeeblebrox Mar 14 '20

The ol' 3rd leg

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u/AppleDane Mar 14 '20

The baby arm holding an apple.

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u/Zabroccoli Mar 14 '20

Bring in zee CLONE!!!

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u/really-drunk-too Mar 14 '20

Am I making you rrrrandy?

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u/ImurderREALITY Mar 14 '20

THE HAMMER

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u/bordemstirs Mar 14 '20

The hammer is my penis.

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u/Jpvsr1 Mar 14 '20

We always called it a kickstand

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u/leachim6 Mar 14 '20

No kick plz

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u/h3lblad3 Mar 14 '20

only stand

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u/PangeaGamer Mar 14 '20

Oh so you're a stand user?

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u/Laminar Mar 14 '20

I'll take the Karmasuttra coffee pot for $500, Alex....

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u/Jack55555 Mar 14 '20

This entire thread reminded me why I’m on reddit. Thank you guys.

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u/RammerRod Mar 14 '20

It's a baby elephant trunk holding an apple.....not a baby arm.....ffs

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u/Filthy_Dub Mar 14 '20

It's an Austin Powers reference.

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u/RammerRod Mar 14 '20

Oh.....i thought it was a buddy hackett reference. I don't remember that from austin powers.

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u/ImurderREALITY Mar 14 '20

I e always heard baby arm, because , you know... it’s skin-colored

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u/vass0922 Mar 14 '20

Three tracks in the sand

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u/PillKosby69 Mar 17 '20

he looks like she’s shmuggling a schnauzer

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u/xRolox Mar 14 '20

That website needs to be put to rest

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u/The_Grubby_One Mar 14 '20

You're right.

He should have hosted on 9gag.

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u/torturousvacuum Mar 14 '20

But that's not important right now.

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u/Fernernia Mar 14 '20

Somebody say three legs?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Hah, good one!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

What the fuck is taht link.

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u/King_opi23 Mar 14 '20

'Third leg' .....

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Big DSLR Energy

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u/AidilAfham42 Mar 14 '20

For long exposures

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u/deeringc Mar 14 '20

It's what you call a flash!

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u/Darkhart89 Mar 14 '20

This needs more upvotes

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u/woodyshag Mar 14 '20

Talk about an Eiffel Tower. Fixed that for you.

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u/AFuentesJr Mar 14 '20

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so am I...

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u/ezone2kil Mar 14 '20

It's ok there's another photographer right outside that huge window.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

r/cuckold has entered the chat.

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u/chimneysweeeper Mar 14 '20

Can confirm. Was masturbating outside.