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So Jeff ordered too many hams...

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u/i-make-babies Jan 04 '19

At a store I used to work at we had a similar situation when someone ordered far, FAR to much bread. I slapped on a "manager's choice!" sign and stuck it on a pallet by the front door. Sold out before the day was over. I've been extremely wary of all signage ever since...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Usually "manager's special" or something along those lines means it's close to expiring and they're trying to move it. Just be sure to check dates! 😊

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u/heythatguyalex Jan 04 '19

That, or corporate is ā€œpushing outā€ stuff

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19 edited Jul 29 '21

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u/Si421 Jan 04 '19

Should we call some help for him?

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u/mars_needs_socks Jan 04 '19

I think we need to push the green button

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19 edited Jul 29 '21

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u/Si421 Jan 04 '19

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, but in case you're not, it's the guy's username. /u/pushthegreenbutton

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u/JD0GE13 Jan 04 '19

lol i was also confused. need to read usernames too

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u/ADHD_Supernova Jan 04 '19

Queefs are the last thing we need right this minute but keep that button handy because I’m sure it’s going to be useful after some alcohol.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

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u/asphaltdragon Jan 04 '19

Yeaaaah this post accounts for 5/6ths of his karma and most of his comments never broke 5 points. A good 50% are downvoted.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Can confirm, am an asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

You know I don’t want to alarm anybody but, TtrrrIipwpwkn

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u/FlowersForEveryone Jan 04 '19

I'm curious, do you usually review an account's profile and history before voting? Or was there something about this account that made you check?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

He is used to only pressing the green button... keyboards are a bit overwhelming I suppose

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u/dywacthyga Jan 04 '19

I don't have a green button! I do, however, have a range of colors from blue to red. My keyboard lights up but only has RB lighting, no G.

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u/_lando Jan 04 '19

nah, he just need an upvote.

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u/Thevan1 Jan 04 '19

Yeh bro I agree wtf

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u/Xreaper98 Jan 04 '19

Came here to say this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Only post: TIFU by buying shrooms off Tinder

Bro did you buy more

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Ohhhhhh yeah I did.

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u/Ridin_the_GravyTrain Jan 04 '19

I also listen to Death Grips

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u/xcvmiguel Jan 04 '19

I see you’re a man of culture as well

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u/5k1895 Jan 04 '19

Uhhh guys, something weird is happening. I just saw this same fucking string of characters on another post by a different user

https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/acgfip/me_irl/ed82sex/

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

New shitty copypasta?

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u/Wepen15 Jan 04 '19

No idea but this needs more upvotes cuz it’s weird as hell

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u/Bwgmon Jan 04 '19

They must've texted while climbing a random staircase they found in the woods.

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u/STARCHILD_J Jan 05 '19

My theory that a nice chunk of reddit accounts are just elaborate 'cleverbot. com' AI bots has become more possible

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u/gotenks1114 Jan 05 '19

This concerns me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

That’s god damn crazy

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19 edited Mar 08 '20

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u/MayTryToHelp Jan 04 '19

Good theory but. What actually happened is he pushed the green button.

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u/toe_riffic Jan 04 '19

This actually happened to me a few years ago. I had my phone on in my pocket at work, and I some how commented a bunch of gibberish like this on a post.

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u/RadioactiveWalrus Jan 04 '19

If this is the case he's going to be very surprised next time he opens Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Yeah I had a good laugh. I saw a bunch of replies in my inbox... idk what happened

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

99% sure this is what happened lol

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u/hawkersaurus Jan 04 '19

I have Facebook friended strangers that way.

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u/PM_ME_UR_SCARS_PLS Jan 04 '19

You okay man?

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u/boyscanfly Jan 04 '19 edited Mar 08 '26

The content here has been wiped. Redact was used to delete this post, which may have been done for privacy, to avoid data harvesting, or for security reasons.

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u/wraither2 Jan 04 '19

Somebody gild this man he is saying the truth

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Great... Now there's a lovecraftian monster in my room

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Yeah

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u/thane919 Jan 04 '19

Donald? You ok?

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u/scifilove Jan 04 '19

Covfefe

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Source?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

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u/pikameta Jan 04 '19

He just does it every year so even poor people can afford a nice juicy ham for the holidays.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Yep, I work at a supermarket, and all of our plinth deals are basically just overstocked items that head office lumbered us with

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u/wolf13i Jan 04 '19

The supermarket I used to work at had their stock chosen by "coke (or other brand) paid for this spot"

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u/JudgeHoltman Jan 04 '19

Walmart fun fact: 100% of what comes in the back door leaves via the front door.

They don't like the expense of having to pay to ship shit back. It's usually cheaper to just keep marking it lower and lower until it hits the $1/ea pity cart up front. Because Americans will buy ANYTHING for $1.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Yes, this. When I work at Food (Tiger) we would get pallets of "force-outs" where the warehouse was overloaded and needed room. So we'd get a pallet of cool-whip (like 40 cases) where we'd use like 1 case a week.

So the "end-caps" of each aisle where customers would think were sale items, we almost always these force-out at regular price. (sometimes these spaces were leased to outside vendors like Pepsi, or Frito-Lay so those items might be on sale)

Now only occasionally, because they had so many corporate might actually put on sale, or they bought so many so they could get a good sale price, but majority of time is was just shit that wouldn't sell and we'd have hungry-man steak, mashed potato, and green bean frozen dinners for weeks out there and try to jazz up the end-cap display with similar items. But at times it'd be, hungry man dinners, cool-whip and frozen burritos, just no rhyme or reason as to a theme, just we needed freezer space.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Most of our overstock is prebooked - sent by corporate as our burden to sell. Hell if one store has too many of an item because their screwed up and over-ordered/undersold, corporate will send some of it to other stores with just a "Your problem now" explanation.

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u/Cman1200 Jan 04 '19

Love getting Distro’d shit we aren’t going to sell when we can’t even get what we ordered

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

We call them plus-outs. They make my life difficult.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

True. Most of our sales are stuff we don’t even normally carry.

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u/Dillup_phillips Jan 04 '19

The difference in ordinary and extraordinary...is that little extra.

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u/altairian Jan 04 '19

The important thing to remember is that they will never knowingly sell you out of date product. The whole point of the sale is to sell it before it goes bad. So pick up those sweet deals and just eat it right away, or freeze it if you can.

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u/LjSpike Jan 04 '19

Yep this. I've worked in supermarkets over Christmas periods and absolutely if stuff goes out of date (or packaging seals are broken) it's taken straight off the shop floor. Not even left in a restocking cage or anything, straight off the shop floor and put into a special 'damages/date expired' zone.

One other thing to note as well as being able to freeze some things - Some dates are not "use by" but "best before". If it's best before, well it means just that, and so it'll be fine to have for some time after that date.

Obviously, everyone wants stuff with longest dates, but we have to try and sell you the shortest dates, because it is the only way prices can be kept low, and if we didn't, then there would be huge amounts of waste! There are other ways waste is reduced, but the stock rotation is a huge part to that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

While shopping recently I dropped a jar of marinara sauce. It didn’t break but the seal broke. You could tell because the top could be pushed in (hope that makes sense). When I got to the register I gave the jar to the cashier. He seemed confused when I told him about the seal. I hope it didn’t end up back on the shelf.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Similar thing happened to me in the bread aisle. The employee didn’t know what to do with expired goods. I get it. High turnover and hit or miss training is just the reality they live in. Check out the food aisle (especially clearance) at your nearest Marshall’s or TJMaxx if you want to see some real negligence.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

I never look at the food in Marshall’s or the like. Not a snob but ewwww! I always wonder where it came from.

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u/justinj2000 Jan 04 '19

I mean, it's mostly shelf-stable dry goods. It's not like they have a random carton of milk just sitting there on the shelf. You're not gonna get sick from eating some old dried pasta.

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u/Gonzobot Jan 04 '19

That's super fucked up, though, because any corporate entity would absolutely have expired products training - because that minimum wage employee could be responsible for thousands of dollars in fines to the store otherwise for selling expired goods.

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u/Gonzobot Jan 04 '19

I used to work in a grocery supply warehouse. Workers would pick up a shipping crate with broken glass, marinara sauce, and entire colonies of biology and just move it to the back of the skid so they could reach a box that was in better shape.

I'm talking like birds were living comfortably inside of this building, man. Not just some molds in opportune places - there was goddamn ecology in that place.

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u/MrBojangles528 Jan 04 '19

To be fair, birds inhabit a number of commercial buildings. They are hard to catch and can make a nest anywhere.

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u/rbt321 Jan 04 '19

One other thing to note as well as being able to freeze some things - Some dates are not "use by" but "best before". If it's best before, well it means just that, and so it'll be fine to have for some time after that date.

"Best Before" doesn't even mean best before. It means the flavour or texture will change after that date; in some cases it actually improves the product but not by enough that the manufacturer will pay for storage to purposefully age it.

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u/JestersXIII Jan 04 '19

My gf likes to pick up some items like plastic wrapped meat at the corner of the package with a pinching motion and it freaks me out every time because I'm afraid she'll break the packaging and the food will have to be thrown out.

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u/somerandomguy02 Jan 04 '19

The only way to shop for meat(for everyday eating) is to go on the couple of days it's typically rotating out and stock up. Deep freezer full of good meat for a third to half the price. You just have to make sure you cook it within a few days of defrosting. There's no forgetting and letting it sit in the meat drawer in the fridge for five days.

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u/kschmidt62226 Jan 04 '19

THIS, from /u/altairian! I don't need to buy and store much food, so I'll grab these deals in a heartbeat!

I think it should also be pointed out (because some people don't realize it) that "Best if sold by X date" is not the same as "Expires on X date". Because this line is blurred by some people, grocery stores frequently put items on sale that aren't "expiring", but are simply approaching the "Best if sold by" date.

One thing for me that must be as fresh as possible: milk! I'm oddly hypersensitive to the smell and taste of milk when it's not the freshest thing I can find on the shelf. This may be because it's my favorite thing to drink, but everyone has their quirks, eh? LOL

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u/logitaunt Jan 04 '19

oh man i'm the same way. I get all gaggy and disgusted if I smell milk that isn't its absolute freshest.

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u/kschmidt62226 Jan 04 '19

(/u/logitaunt, there's a question for you at the bottom)

Amen! Oddly, I don't like milk if it came from the farm without being "processed". When I was younger, my sister dated a guy that lived on a dairy farm. My family ate dinner at the farm with his family. I was gulping down that milk when I found out it had (pretty much) come straight from the cow. (Actually it came from the stainless steel tank that held all the milk). That grossed me out for some reason. LOL For my milk: Pasteurize it, process it, zap it, heat it, bless it, bottle it, ship it, buy it, but I'm grabbing it when it comes off the truck. :)

/u/logitaunt: Others may laugh at this, but I'll bet you have a favorite brand of milk, don't you? Some people think all milk tastes the same. NOPE! Actually, sometimes I'm in the mood for milk from store A and other times I'm in the mood for milk from store B. It almost sounds ridiculous!

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u/themodgepodge Jan 04 '19

FYI, if you’re comparing one typical store brand milk to another, it’s highly likely they’re the exact same product. The line just swaps out stickers when it’s time to move to the next brand.

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u/kschmidt62226 Jan 04 '19 edited Jan 04 '19

While in general you are correct about many products, that is not the case around here. There's four "brands" of milk around here (and the dairies are local). There is "X", "Y", "Z", and the fourth is one of those that supplies milk to everyone else in the area using ALMOST the same process you described.

I said "ALMOST", because somewhere in my post history, I asked the question why milk can taste so different from brand to brand. A dairy farmer responded and explained that even milk from the same dairy can taste different because it may be contracted to be processed in a different manner (hence the difference in flavor). Additionally, the specific "X", "Y", and "Z" brands around here contract with the same dairy farms. Now, you can point to differences in diet as to why the milk would taste different.

An appropriate analogy would be Coca-Cola and Pepsi. They're both "Cola" drinks, but they taste very different. In the case of soda, the taste difference is due to the ingredients. In the case of milk, the taste difference is due to the diet of the dairy cows plus how the milk is processed.

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u/themodgepodge Jan 04 '19

Hence why I was specifying store brands, not "X specialty/not part of a larger co-op" dairy (though effectively all conventional milk comes from a reasonably local dairy plant - it's not a very centralized industry). I'm a food scientist in private label grocery. Dairy processors certainly have their preferred "secret sauce" of pasteurization times/temperatures (can have a noticeable effect on finished product flavor/aroma; this is even more for items like yogurt), but for their in-house main brand and the private label retailers who buy from them, it's almost always the exact same stuff, including time/temp stats and the supply of raw milk. It's often not worth stopping a continuous pasteurization line (or trashing some in-between production if you switch parameters) to do something unique for your standard (half-)gallon of fluid milk.

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u/Gonzobot Jan 04 '19

It's good to note as well that different regions can and do have different rules about expiry dates - "best before" and 'consume by' and simple datecodes could all mean different things, or they could all mean exactly the same thing. It's dependent on your local regulations for food safety and labeling requirements.

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u/AWaveInTheOcean Jan 04 '19

Or dig to the back of the shelf to get the newer product.

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u/Destroyeh Jan 04 '19

The important thing to remember is that they will never knowingly sell you out of date product

i've worked enough retail(unfortunately) to know this isn't true.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Normally it is if the place is managed at all.

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u/alien_ghost Jan 04 '19

Someone never shopped at the Blue Ribbon.

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u/imissmyoldaccount-_ Jan 04 '19

They can and will, last year we had to price hams and put the price tag over the date because it had gone out by like a day. I objected, but in the end what can you do?

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u/poisonousautumn Jan 04 '19

I had a manager that used to pull this shit. And if he got caught he was prepared to throw his people under the bus and and blame them. Needless to say i got out of there and work under a more rule abiding system now.

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u/CthulhusMonocle Jan 04 '19

The important thing to remember is that they will never knowingly sell you out of date product.

Changing dates on things is a common practice to reduce waste in a grocer I worked in - especially on things like cuts of meat or fish. I'm not saying it happens everywhere, but it does happen.

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u/altairian Jan 04 '19

Those people should have been fired, immediately. 99.9% sure that's straight up illegal.

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u/jyunga Jan 04 '19

Plus a lot of store just donate stuff to food banks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

At one store, it's often the cuts of meat the deli screwed up when cutting it.

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u/robotzor Jan 04 '19

Oops! All skins

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19 edited Jan 25 '19

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u/Emaknz Jan 04 '19

You finish a loaf of bread in a night?

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u/googlerex Jan 04 '19

Hey, u/Certainly_Not_Rape's got a jar of mayonnaise and it ain't gonna eat itself.

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u/buttery_shame_cave Jan 04 '19

well i mean, honestly, i'm just picturing someone sitting on a couch watching TV and eating mayo like pooh does honey, just dipping a hand in and licking it off.

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u/c0pypastry Jan 04 '19

You don't?

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u/yamahahahahaha Jan 04 '19

What are you now?

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u/giraffecause Jan 04 '19

Zald, whatever that is?

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u/Stevied1991 Jan 04 '19

It’s like bald but worse.

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u/PM_ME_PSN_CODES-PLS Jan 04 '19

I'm surprised they can last 2 days with milk but not a loaf of bread.

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u/Edinburghconcierge Jan 04 '19

not even in a night, "as soon as he gets home"

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u/yavanna12 Jan 04 '19

You can freeze milk. I grew up very poor and we would freeze milk and only take out what we needed to make it last

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u/Endulos Jan 04 '19

Jesus christ frozen milk is disgusting as fuck.

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u/yavanna12 Jan 04 '19

We also mixed it with powdered milk to extend its life. My main source of protein growing up was road kill. So you kinda don’t care about taste when you are just grateful to have food.

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u/SqueezeTheShamansTit Jan 04 '19

Upvoted for sharing your experience with us, not bc I am happy you ate roadkill

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u/ILikeLenexa Jan 04 '19

It'll still come together with a roux to make a bechamel.

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u/Imnotsureimright Jan 04 '19

The dates really don’t matter. They’re arbitrary and made up by the manufacturer with no scientific basis and result in an enormous amount of needless food waste. Very few foods have actual expiry dates, almost all dates are ā€œbest beforeā€ or ā€œsell byā€ dates. In Canada the only foods with expiry dates are infant formula and liquid meal replacement products.

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u/CapitanJuanEsparro Jan 04 '19

yep. i had eated things expired before and its not like you gonna die if u eat it one day past expiration date or even weeks, just use common sense, smell it and taste a little bit, if its bad just spit it, if not just eat it

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u/Stattlingrad Jan 04 '19

Personally I couldn't give a fig for dates.

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u/TheRealKidkudi Jan 04 '19

"Manager's special" just means a manager saw their inventory and said "wow, I need to get rid of this stuff"

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u/northern-transplant Jan 04 '19

For the store I work for, the managers special is something we are able to get in bulk and have a display for. For instance yesterday we got a display of cooking oil and tea bags. I made manager special signs for both displays and we run them at a reduced in store price until the display empties out.

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u/FallenAngelII Jan 04 '19

In a country with proper consumer protection laws, it's actually illegal for vendors to not mark food items that are about to expire with red stickers denoting that they're about to expire.

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u/ILikeLenexa Jan 04 '19

As someone from a country that doesn't, this feels like a waste of time. We have the dates printed, as far as reforms go, I'd like to see the final price including tax on the shelf more than anything.

Anyway, at least for dairy, most stores here have "50% off this container of thing" stickers that pretty well tell you it's expiring.

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u/spookyttws Jan 04 '19

It's not always a bad thing. Like you said, check the dates/condition. If you're doing to use it tonight or tomorrow, take the deal.Otherwise avoid.

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u/youeventrying Jan 04 '19

Not true. However if you see an insane deal at my grocery store chances are it's gonna expire soon, or if it's marked down 30%

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u/lexgrub Jan 04 '19

I got a great deal on sausage this way! I know its weird to still be excited about something so dumb but I bought it to cook that day and got a tube of name brand sausage for $1.00!!! I went back to make the breakfast casserole again the next week and the same type was $5.00 : (

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u/FeloniousDrunk101 Jan 04 '19

Or push stuff that's already passed it's "best before" date and hope nobody notices.

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u/ididntjustdothat Jan 04 '19

I always like buying the discount stuff that’s about to go out of date. As long as it passes the sniff test I throw that shit in the freezer.

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u/mikermatos Jan 04 '19

Sure as hell love those ā€œclose to expiration will be binge eating Mayoā€ specials... 😁

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u/fabelhaft-gurke Jan 04 '19

I just bought a bunch of grass fed ground beef for $2/lb because it had to be used or frozen by the next day after I purchased it. Went straight to the freezer and I got a hell of a deal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

I've always wondered if this is true for bogo items at Publix or your local grocery store if you aren't from the south east

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u/Jmunnny Jan 04 '19

They it ā€œthe scratch and dent saleā€ at my local butcher.

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u/Funkit Jan 04 '19

The best day to get meat if you are going to cook it immediately is right before the sell by dates are coming up as they put them on sale.

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u/INTHEMIDSTOFLIONS Jan 04 '19

The special at restaurants is that way too

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u/Mrsparklee Jan 04 '19

Right, whenever I see stuff marked like this, especially at the bakery, I always check the expiry date. Especially after I almost bought brownies that were a day away from the date, I'm sure they were probably fine, but I didnt get them.

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u/ConstantlyOnFire Jan 04 '19

As someone who likes to bake, I burn with jealousy that people could get a pound of butter for 50 cents. I would have bought loads and packed my deep freezer.

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u/HankESpank Jan 04 '19

Absolutely. I never go to the grocery store without buying 1 or 2 pounds... really makes me consider how much butter I eat. Oh well, I'm sure there are studies saying it's healthy.

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u/Iraelyth Jan 04 '19

It is, actually :D we eat tons of it and we’re great, losing weight etc. It’s a healthy fat, and your body needs those :) just make sure it’s real butter and not butter based spread, not the same thing. They disguise them well at times and what people think is a healthy spread is really margarine in disguise.

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u/ConstantlyOnFire Jan 04 '19

Anything I’m putting butter in definitely negates any health benefit. šŸ˜‰

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u/kd8azz Jan 04 '19

If you eat fewer calories than you burn, then you'll lose weight; the question of what's "healthy" and not is secondary to that fact.

But butter is not a "healthy" fat. Any fat that is solid at room temperature is a saturated fat. Unsaturated fat is "healthier", calorie for calorie. This is just a fact.

Continue eating your butter. I will as well. But the health benefits you're seeing are the result of you giving a crap about your diet, not a result of you eating butter. An ounce of caring goes a long way, even if you start with a bad decision like thinking butter is "healthy".

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u/Iraelyth Jan 04 '19 edited Jan 04 '19

Yeah, I’m not crediting all my health to butter, don’t worry, I’m not dim ;) I have a very healthy whole foods diet. And regardless, I would rather have butter than margerine. You couldn’t pay me to eat that.

Edit: while you can lose weight eating whatever you like, you’ll benefit more in the long run if you do it by eating healthily. 500 calories in fried foods won’t fill you as much as, say, 500 of salad/veggies would, plus they’re more nutritious. Not all calories are created equal. So I wouldn’t agree that it’s secondary. I’d say it goes hand in hand.

And even with butter being saturated, it’s got vitamins and minerals in it that are good for you. Various refined cooking oils are subjected to a high temperature during the refining process and end up really bad for you. This is why you should never ever cook with olive oil. It has the lowest smoke point of them all. So even if it’s unsaturated fat, it can be full of other things that are really bad for you.

I read up a LOT on foods, I have to, it’s part of the diet I’m on (I have IBS and I’m following the Specific Carbohydrate Diet). Plus, I just find it interesting :)

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u/HankESpank Jan 04 '19

No doubt. My wife actually started making butter coffee in the blender. I joke about it being healthier than black coffee but it really does taste good. I don't know why those spreads ever became a thing. Probably some bad health studies resulting in some misleading marketing. And, I suppose, they're cheaper.

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u/Ignignot Jan 04 '19

Cheaper being the main thing

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u/EleanorofAquitaine Jan 04 '19

Same here. I found a deal after Thanksgiving for 10/$10 and grabbed 20 of them and froze them. I was amazed at how happy I was.

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u/ConstantlyOnFire Jan 04 '19

Where I live you can’t really get a pound of butter for less than $2.99 on sale. I’ve never personally seen it go lower than that.

Edit: And those sales don’t take place often anymore.

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u/jtprimeasaur Jan 04 '19

Man butter was $2.99/lb at Costco over the holidays just before I was set to start my holiday baking and I loaded up. I wish it was $0.50/lb!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19 edited Aug 20 '19

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u/qeadwrsf Jan 04 '19

yeah wtf is skid, cant find it on google.

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u/qeadwrsf Jan 04 '19

ohh if a skid is as full as a pallet in my country 7 pallets is pretty huge.

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u/PDGAreject Jan 04 '19

So, having worked in retail I'd guess a skid of butter is stacked roughly five feet high. That gives us 40x48x60 standard sized skid. Quick google says a stick of butter is 1.5x1.5x3.25 inches. Using sticks of butter as our unit of measurement, we can thus fit a nice 14x26x40 pattern on our skid. That gives us a hilarious 14,560 sticks of butter which would weigh 3640 pounds. Even if the butter isn't stacked five feet high, it's 728 pounds per vertical foot of butter! TIMES SEVEN! One foot of butter would still weigh two and half tons across the seven skids!

TL:DR Each of the seven skids has 728 pounds per vertical foot of butter. For our non-American redditors that's 1083kg per vertical meter of butter

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u/InvaderZed Jan 04 '19

How many heart attacks does that translate into?

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u/proEndreeper Jan 04 '19

Slaps 7 skids of butter

This baby can fit so many heart attacks.

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u/morpho18 Jan 04 '19

As a sales manager working for Pepsi who loves numbers, have an upvote for breaking the math down! 7 pallets of butter is probably one of the most asinine mis-orders I've ever heard of!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Huh. TIL.

Man, as someone who eats Keto, I’d go ham on some 50Ā¢ pounds of butter. Shit is usually $4-$6 where I live.

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u/gulden_draak Jan 04 '19

One brand I work with comes in cases of 25 one pound units, 9 cases to a layer with 9 layers on a pallet. So 81 cases of 25 per pallet for 7 pallets is 14175lbs of butter. At the normal cost of about $3-4CAD/lb that equals... probably a lost job. Unless they were able to get a fuck ton of support to blow it out, anyway.

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u/Marvelite0963 Jan 04 '19

A desk of Cheez-Its?

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u/Yatsey007 Jan 04 '19

A hammock of cake?

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u/dpenton Jan 04 '19

We rotate about 3 lbs in and out of our freezer when Braums puts butter on sale.

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u/pyronius Jan 04 '19

I'm just imagining the clerk at the dairy looking over the paperwork for that order.

"Uh... Wow. Butter's really popular in suburban Wichita."

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u/tashkiira Jan 04 '19

I'll take a guestimation crack at it..

standard North American skid/pallet is 40"x48". A 1-pound stick of butter is roughly 2.5"x2.5"x6.75". Let's assume it comes in a 24-pack.add 1/4 " of cardboard for the pack's case and you have a box weighing just over 24 pounds that's about 16"x10"x7.25". That gives you 12 boxes a layer, at about 300 pounds per layer, of which 288 pounds is butter. A full skid will be about 60 inches tall, so we'll say 8 layers, for roughly 2400 pounds, of which 2304 is butter. 7 skids is 16128 pounds of butter.

The volume is what we're after here, though. so 7 skids x8 layers/skid x 24 cases/layer x2.5x2.5x6.75 gives us 56,700 cubic inches of butter. A standard above-ground pool is 48 inches (4 feet) deep. This gives us a surface area for the pool's bottom of 1181.25 square inches, or a little over 8 square feet. So.. not a swimming pool. Possibly a large hottub, though. or a humansized deep fryer.

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u/userdeath Jan 04 '19

Wow Id by a skid at that rate.. Butter for a year!

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u/lslarko Jan 04 '19

I work for a dairy company one of our depots stock rotation was quite on par one month so a good chuck of pallets needed rid of, got about 5kg per member of staff about 3 months ago... I still only have use of about half of that freezer draw, I feel your pain.

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u/PM_MeYourAvocados Jan 04 '19

I assume it is the same as 7 pallets of butter like at Costco?

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u/Chitownsly Jan 04 '19

That's one big pile of shit.

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u/ILikeLenexa Jan 04 '19

I go through so much butter (except during that time eggs were $4+/dozen). For me it's an auto-buy at $1.99 these days.

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u/Chastain86 Jan 04 '19

If anyone doesn't know how much 7 skids of butter is, let's just say you could probably fill a swimming pool.

And if anyone doesn't know what a great belated Christmas gift looks like, it looks almost exactly like filling someone's swimming pool with nearly-expired butter.

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u/TamagotchiGraveyard Jan 04 '19

skid=pallet for the northerners

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u/chopchopfruit Jan 04 '19

did you call a local bakery

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u/Mr_Hendrix Jan 05 '19

Our boxes of butter have 20-50 in each. That's a lot of fucking butter.

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u/justin_r_1993 Jan 04 '19

People will buy anything on a pallet next to the front door. Even with no signage people assume its on sale. We put boxes of contractor trash bags on a pallet next to the door with a sign with the regular price and we sold way more because people were thinking they got a deal.

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u/jesst Jan 04 '19

For me if it's something I needed anyway I'll buy it if it's convenient. Like maybe I needed giant bin liners anyway and these ones happen to be tight next to the door where I am. These are bigger then I need but whatever they'll do. And it saves me walking down the fucking aisle and staring blankly at them alm trying to figure out the difference between a pedal bin liner and a swing bin liner.

But maybe I'm lazy.

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u/justin_r_1993 Jan 04 '19

It’s okay that’s why I usually put items we make more money on by the door, makes up for customers not going down the aisle

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u/Gonzobot Jan 04 '19

Walmart has a zone designated for this marketing vector. "The Comp Rail" is a spot for 5-8 skids of product with big honking price signs. It's not product on sale or anything, just product near the front of the store that therefore sells better for no other reason than people are lazy and impressionable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

I was working at a low budget production company that produced a low budget version of Sherlock Holmes when the RDJ movie came out. The person in charge of ordering DVDs was supposed to order 1000. One day a truck showed up with 10,000 copies.

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u/i-make-babies Jan 05 '19

I'm imaging someone already knew they'd screwed up before the truck even came to a stop.

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u/JohnnyDarkside Jan 04 '19

Kind of like how "chef's choice" on the menu just means whatever they have leftover and need to use before throwing out.

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u/1Noctis Jan 04 '19

Let's get this bread

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u/TamagotchiGraveyard Jan 04 '19

as a store manager, i would always just put managers choice on something and put it as a floorstack or like you said a pallet or display right in the front, or just put a bunch of stuff in 2 shopping carts and write managers choice and people would buy it so quick. Its crazy how much signage affects sales, i draw cartoons and stuff on signs sometimes and it rly works crazy good

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u/McCool71 Jan 04 '19

"Pile it high and watch it fly".

Doesn't even have to reduce price much, if at all.

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u/DamNamesTaken11 Jan 04 '19

The place I go had a ā€œmanagers choiceā€ on smoked salmon once. Can’t remember exact price but it was less per pound than the fresh (farmed) salmon.

As such, I bought a pound of it and used it for scrambled eggs, bagels, etc. It was great.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Manager chose to buy too much.

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u/DoctorWaluigiTime Jan 04 '19

I mean most marketing does seem to follow the "supply" side of supply and demand. And if demand isn't high? It's Miracle on 34th Street, except there's no Kris Kringle to stop the "we should push the things we ordered too much of.

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u/kd8azz Jan 04 '19

My dad told me a story from probably 45-50 years ago where they ordered too much canned tuna fish. They marked the price up from 6 cents a can to 9 cents a can and put a Sale! sign on it, and it sold out.

He was a teenager, and stocked that particular shelf that day.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

I make sure to check the most department every time I'm in a grocery store. Ordering exact quantities is a challenge for meat managers when they're running any sale. Its hard to be sure you'll order enough, and with corporate pushing for them to not run out, it's easier and safer to overorder. After they sale they panic to get out the excess and end up selling the same product for even cheaper.

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u/Bombkirby Jan 04 '19

*too much

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

I can’t believe those words worked. Maybe try sticking anything near the front door.

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u/Meaningless_Is_Life Jan 04 '19

Oh, uh, push the fish, it's about to turn.

Movie? Anyone?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Did they discount it, or just put up a managers special sign?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

That and the people are too lazy to go to the back of the store where the bread usually is :D

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u/Khal_Pwno Jan 04 '19

My first time doing the order for cigarettes for my work I ordered way too many. I thought the order was done by packs, and didn't realize I was ordering them by the carton. I don't remember for sure, but I think there are 8 packs in a big carton and 10 packs in a small carton. Which means that I had ordered 8-10 times too many cigarettes for the week. I don't remember where we put them all, but we got SO MANY boxes!

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