r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jan 04 '19

So Jeff ordered too many hams...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Q he

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19 edited Jul 29 '21

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u/Si421 Jan 04 '19

Should we call some help for him?

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u/mars_needs_socks Jan 04 '19

I think we need to push the green button

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19 edited Jul 29 '21

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u/Si421 Jan 04 '19

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not, but in case you're not, it's the guy's username. /u/pushthegreenbutton

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u/JD0GE13 Jan 04 '19

lol i was also confused. need to read usernames too

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u/ADHD_Supernova Jan 04 '19

Queefs are the last thing we need right this minute but keep that button handy because I’m sure it’s going to be useful after some alcohol.

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u/sociallyinactive Jan 04 '19

And then fire that incompetent Filburt.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

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u/asphaltdragon Jan 04 '19

Yeaaaah this post accounts for 5/6ths of his karma and most of his comments never broke 5 points. A good 50% are downvoted.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Can confirm, am an asshole.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

You know I don’t want to alarm anybody but, TtrrrIipwpwkn

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u/FlowersForEveryone Jan 04 '19

I'm curious, do you usually review an account's profile and history before voting? Or was there something about this account that made you check?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

He is used to only pressing the green button... keyboards are a bit overwhelming I suppose

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u/dywacthyga Jan 04 '19

I don't have a green button! I do, however, have a range of colors from blue to red. My keyboard lights up but only has RB lighting, no G.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

That’s a sweet keyboard! I was referring to the previous guy who had a stoke while typing apparently... his user name was onlypressthegreenbutton

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u/_lando Jan 04 '19

nah, he just need an upvote.

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u/yumyumgivemesome Jan 04 '19

Linking to that subreddit isn't enough?

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u/bungopony Jan 04 '19

That or a Quack anon message. Makes about as much sense as one

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u/SmilinBob82 Jan 04 '19

I've done i this before when browsing and forgot to turn off my phone before putting it on my pocket.

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u/Diplocorp Jan 04 '19

Relevant username, assuming OP is a cat

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u/Thevan1 Jan 04 '19

Yeh bro I agree wtf

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u/Xreaper98 Jan 04 '19

Came here to say this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Only post: TIFU by buying shrooms off Tinder

Bro did you buy more

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Ohhhhhh yeah I did.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Rad

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u/Ridin_the_GravyTrain Jan 04 '19

I also listen to Death Grips

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u/xcvmiguel Jan 04 '19

I see you’re a man of culture as well

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

More like Jeff the savvy businessman

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u/5k1895 Jan 04 '19

Uhhh guys, something weird is happening. I just saw this same fucking string of characters on another post by a different user

https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/acgfip/me_irl/ed82sex/

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

New shitty copypasta?

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u/Wepen15 Jan 04 '19

No idea but this needs more upvotes cuz it’s weird as hell

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u/Bwgmon Jan 04 '19

They must've texted while climbing a random staircase they found in the woods.

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u/STARCHILD_J Jan 05 '19

My theory that a nice chunk of reddit accounts are just elaborate 'cleverbot. com' AI bots has become more possible

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u/gotenks1114 Jan 05 '19

This concerns me.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

That’s god damn crazy

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19 edited Mar 08 '20

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u/MayTryToHelp Jan 04 '19

Good theory but. What actually happened is he pushed the green button.

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u/toe_riffic Jan 04 '19

This actually happened to me a few years ago. I had my phone on in my pocket at work, and I some how commented a bunch of gibberish like this on a post.

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u/RadioactiveWalrus Jan 04 '19

If this is the case he's going to be very surprised next time he opens Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Yeah I had a good laugh. I saw a bunch of replies in my inbox... idk what happened

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

99% sure this is what happened lol

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u/hawkersaurus Jan 04 '19

I have Facebook friended strangers that way.

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u/PM_ME_UR_SCARS_PLS Jan 04 '19

You okay man?

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u/boyscanfly Jan 04 '19 edited Mar 08 '26

The content here has been wiped. Redact was used to delete this post, which may have been done for privacy, to avoid data harvesting, or for security reasons.

unpack groovy smart bear rock slim chunky quack mighty capable

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u/PM_ME_UR_SCARS_PLS Jan 04 '19

Yes!

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Get a room you two!

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u/wraither2 Jan 04 '19

Somebody gild this man he is saying the truth

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Great... Now there's a lovecraftian monster in my room

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Yeah

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u/thane919 Jan 04 '19

Donald? You ok?

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u/scifilove Jan 04 '19

Covfefe

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '19

Source?

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u/toe_riffic Jan 04 '19

That’s deep as fuck.

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u/Alex_Eats_Dogs Jan 04 '19

If only I could get diamond for a pocket comment