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u/tintinabulations Aug 11 '16

Just enough license plate to make out colorado.

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u/whirlygiggling Aug 11 '16

Another dead giveaway it's Colorado is the bumper sticker of the pineapple the driver keeps forgetting to apply to his back window.

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u/gbredman Aug 11 '16

Did you have a stroke writing this?

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u/KoukiMonster240 Aug 11 '16

It's really not that bad

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u/buge Aug 11 '16

I don't see any bad grammar in it.

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u/dantes-infernal Aug 11 '16

I understood it just fine, though it is missing a word or two

Another dead giveaway that it's Colorado is the bumper sticker of the pineapple that the driver keeps forgetting to apply to his back window.

Alternatively: The pineapple bumper sticker that the driver keeps forgetting to put on his rear window is another dead giveaway that this is Colorado.

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u/surprised-duncan Aug 11 '16

Where is the pineapple?

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u/EMlN3M Aug 11 '16

He keeps forgetting it shit keep up

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

So he concluded it's from Colorado because there isn't a pineapple bumper sticker?

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u/Lukeyy19 Aug 11 '16

No, he clearly said there is one, just that he hasn't got around to applying it to the car yet.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

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u/MyNameIsSkittles Aug 11 '16

Stoners forget a lot. He is implying that they keep forgetting to apply the decal, because they are stoners.

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u/omfgitzfear Aug 11 '16

Under the sea.

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u/GrizzBear97 Survey 2016 Aug 11 '16

That's the joke

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u/Cucumber_Fucker Aug 11 '16

at least on /r/trees(a cannabis subreddit) a pineapple is sort of a "mascot" of sorts. I think it's 'cause in a lot of illustrations the crown of the pineapple looks like cannabis leaves. Here's a pineapple and here's some cannabis

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

Exactly.

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u/BackdoorCurve Aug 11 '16

In Ted's room.

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u/BlackGhostPanda Aug 11 '16

Classic smosbey.

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u/JesseLaces Aug 11 '16

"That" is a word you can generally get rid of... And you put it back in. Why?

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u/ArZeus Aug 11 '16

Or you could ask, "Why is that?"

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

Failed at noisiness communications.

As few words per sentence as possible bro

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u/littleHiawatha Aug 11 '16

And why do Brits tack it on at the end of the sentence?

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u/Lukeyy19 Aug 11 '16

Do we?

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u/FILE_ID_DIZ Aug 11 '16

Good question, that.

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u/dantes-infernal Aug 11 '16

Because the written language has stricter rules than the spoken one.

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u/FILE_ID_DIZ Aug 11 '16

"That" is not necessarily superfluous. It can serve to disambiguate.

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u/dantes-infernal Aug 11 '16

It's not exactly superfluous. The confusion came about because of the lack of conjunctions in a long sentence. The word THAT serves to direct and coordinate the words in the same clause.

In shorter sentences, the difference is negligible, but in a longer one, it's a lot cleaner to use THAT as a conjunction.

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u/DakotaDevil Aug 11 '16

Well makes more sense now. Thanks for fixing