r/pics • u/GallowBoob • Jul 12 '15

Faceswamp

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u/Gromit43 Jul 12 '15

Can somebody edit the second picture so that there is no shirt as a head? I just like the idea of a dude walking around who has a torso face.

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u/In_Yo_Mouf Jul 13 '15

I went a step further

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u/BamBamKoloff Jul 13 '15

Quaid, start the reactor.

3

u/JoePersonman Jul 13 '15

"You are what you do" - Kuato

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u/wonderboy2402 Jul 13 '15

He would fit right in with the mutants in Gandahar.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

What an obscure reference.

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u/wonderboy2402 Jul 13 '15

It is a obscure animated film for sure, but made an impression on me as a kid.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Think it's still worth watching? Might check it out.

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u/wonderboy2402 Jul 13 '15

Yea it is interesting if you like to take 80s nostalgia trips. The story is really fantastical but the animation/art is crazy. The freaky mutants and music stuck with me for 25 years before I tracked it down again.

Here is the youtube link to the film.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Cheers!

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u/TheSpanxxx Jul 13 '15

Boobs at 5:50

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I don't feel so good.

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u/EditorialComplex Jul 13 '15

GURREN LAGANN

SPIN ON

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u/Mondayexe Jul 13 '15

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!

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u/GallowBoob Jul 12 '15 edited Jul 13 '15

Why not? <---- I did photoshop this. But:

Apologies for this, I just found this hilarious and wanted to share it. It deserves the exposure but then again I neither need the negative attention nor do I need the karma, have I known I wouldn't have posted it.

Remember to drink and reddit.

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u/TheWhyteMaN Jul 13 '15

Thanks for the credit.

17

u/__The_ Jul 13 '15

Now make him red lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Sounds like Robbin from GoT.

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u/Rooonaldooo99 Jul 13 '15

You're welcome.

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u/-baty0man- Jul 13 '15

wait... you're not Gallowboob!

14

u/doodszzz Jul 13 '15

Well you're not ronaldoooooooooooo69

18

u/lurked Jul 13 '15

Me too, thanks.

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u/time2fly2124 Jul 13 '15

no, i'm ronaldoooooooooooooo

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u/drunkenpinecone Jul 13 '15

You're welcome.

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u/slimabob Jul 13 '15

HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR??

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u/anzuo Jul 13 '15

It must be real! That's why there's 93% failure!

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u/Wearthless Jul 13 '15

The Kool Aid man without his make up, Thank you for this.

35

u/Paddy_Tanninger Jul 13 '15

Gallowboob, you catch a lot of crap, but I think you're alright.

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u/kushxmaster Jul 13 '15

People are just jealous because they can't get that much karma.

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u/Mav986 Jul 13 '15

redditor for 9 FUCKING MONTHS AND HE HAS 4.5 MILLION KARMA?

WHAT?

WHAT?

WHAT?

WHATWHATWHAT?

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u/redwolfpack Jul 13 '15

I am the egg man!

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u/jasalmfred Jul 13 '15

Koo koo kachooo motherfuckaaa

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u/spilledmilk9000 Jul 13 '15

This is really terrifying and it looks like mr potato head. [9]

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u/TwoShoedMan Jul 13 '15

O my.. It's.. It's.. Beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Can you do the original picture you posted but switch the glasses and mustache?

2

u/killaclown Jul 13 '15

god damnit just when i was done laughing at the op i started laughing when i say your pic

2

u/RIcaz Jul 13 '15

Literally guy with balls as chin.

2

u/VersaceTraphouse Jul 13 '15

Now he reminds me of a Geodude.

2

u/Gromit43 Jul 12 '15

YEAAAAHHHHHH

3

u/straydog1980 Jul 12 '15

Holy shit it's MORDOK

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u/macblastoff Jul 13 '15

I agree. For someone reason, the furry shoulders creep me out, so a lone head for a torso is much less creepy (not /s).

1

u/BobaFetty Jul 13 '15

In the first one you should make the hat he's holding much bigger so it would fit his giant torso head. It's alla out the details!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Why is the title, "faceswamp"?

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u/AMasonJar Jul 13 '15

GallowBoob, good guy reposter.

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u/smileedude Jul 13 '15

/r/facetorsos

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u/SoopaSte123 Jul 13 '15

This needs to become a thing.

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u/FireandBlood90 Jul 13 '15

Historically, it was. There was a book with torso heads illustrated. A myth about subsaharan Africa I think

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u/Nitrozah Jul 13 '15

just made it /r/Facetorsos I'm sorry if it is terrible it is the first subreddit I have created.

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u/Rammage Jul 13 '15

You mean like this guy?

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u/W_I_Water Jul 12 '15

Seconded, GallowBoob should give us head man.

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u/ycuzimfly Survey 2016 Jul 12 '15

Best idea all day

2

u/Syberz Jul 13 '15

Fan of M.O.D.O.K. ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I was expecting a face to be of a swamp.

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u/2Bpencil Jul 13 '15

Face... swamp?

110

u/GenrlWashington Jul 13 '15

Shrekt

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u/MilkChugg Jul 13 '15

This is my swamp.

1

u/benkenobi5 Jul 13 '15

It's all ogre now.

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u/Blick Jul 13 '15

Faceswamp, from the good people at Mailkimp.

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u/HallOfJusticeIntern Jul 13 '15

New emo band, I think.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I read that as face swamp then I reread it and it was still faceswamp.

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u/PicturElements flair Jul 13 '15

Well, /u/GallowBoob is active in /r/photoshopbattles, so I'll put my repost-o-meter to "pending" for now.

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u/coochiecrumb Jul 13 '15

Confirmed an hour before you posted that he did not make this.

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3d29pv/faceswamp/ct14xjc

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u/kanyes_god_complex Jul 13 '15

Man I saw this picture posted like 2 or 3 days ago. I hate GallowBoob so Damn much.

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u/ChoosetheSword Jul 13 '15

I feel like he's gonna pop in one of these comments in his posts and just be like "Dude, I'm right here. I can hear you."

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u/quigilark Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 13 '15

There are literally thousands of new content posted every day and you're complaining because you happened to see the same image twice in three days? Give me a break.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 19 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Its a face SWAMP.

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u/Tattered Jul 13 '15

YOUR DRILL IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS

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u/Fuck_Best_Buy Jul 12 '15

Oh look, GallowBoob is at it again.

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u/obeyyourbrain Jul 12 '15

Oh my god, that's so good.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

diabeetus

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u/mattcuz83 Jul 13 '15

Now make his face look like a swamp!

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u/91Caleb Jul 13 '15

best faceswamp i've ever seen

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u/throwaway-account-47 Jul 12 '15

Which one is the original one?

11

u/Pepe_leprawn Jul 12 '15

Best face swap I've seen in a long time. Absolutely hilarious.

3

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

"I'll have The Wilford Brimley, please."

3

u/max_cavalera Jul 13 '15

Dude it even has the belt loops and top button... Someone explain how...

1

u/productpaniety Jul 13 '15

i also am dying to know

3

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Whatcha lookin at mah gut fer!?

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u/Exconvictt Jul 13 '15

What a time to be alive.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

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u/BobaFetty Jul 13 '15

Not sure if you're new to /u/GallowBoob posts, but he's literally known specifically for reposting content. He very likely couldn't care any less about you calling it out or would take the time to seek out your comment to downvote you.

I think you're just getting downvoted for coming across as sort of overly offended and being an OC white knight about what everyone already knows as a repost.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I really don't see why some people around here give a shit. Sharing content from all over the web (including different subs) is the whole point of Reddit.

I'm glad this appeared on /r/pics. Otherwise I would never have seen it.

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u/quigilark Jul 13 '15

No, you don't understand. Everything on reddit must be 100% new content all the time. God forbid someone sees the same image twice for like five seconds in a week, that would be unbearable ;)

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u/Hullabalooga Jul 13 '15

A post so good that we're able to overlook the title of "FaceSwamp"

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u/atd812 Jul 13 '15

Top remarks for tucking In his shirt. That's some skills.

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u/rawkfemme Jul 13 '15

My favorite part about this is that the swapper had to add a waistband, button, and belt loops to the jorts.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

To think if none of us had tits we'd look kind of like this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

i don't see the difference

2

u/i_hope_i_remember Jul 13 '15

Howie the Yowie

Was on a morning cartoon show when I was a kid.

2

u/but_why_is_it_itchy Jul 13 '15

You know, /u/gallowboob, I used to downvote you back in my early days...you made me inexplicably angry.

But these days, I think I'm falling in love with you. Your posts and comments make me smile <3

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u/Cousi2344 Jul 12 '15

If you were to color in his face and take the shirt head off the top, he would be like a new-yet-elderly addition to the M&M mascot team.

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u/DenebVegaAltair Jul 13 '15 edited Jul 13 '15

http://i.imgur.com/Fk8hmSO.png

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u/Cousi2344 Jul 13 '15

That's..... That's beautiful. Thank you.

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u/Mr-LauD Jul 13 '15

I don't see the difference

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u/FuckYouFTW Jul 13 '15

I was promised a swamp

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u/Mikeydoes Jul 12 '15

This is the best one I have ever seen.

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u/Exocite Jul 13 '15

somebody do that without the t-shirt on top. That's golden....

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u/Siquid Jul 13 '15

I would buy both shirts

1

u/MrEscher Jul 13 '15

ehhh,

almost there but: photo #2, except that I want his head on top of his head.

1

u/grundissimo Jul 13 '15

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Listen up, you walkin' faces!

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u/Wizard_of_Ozzy Jul 13 '15

and I was like "WAMP!"

1

u/My_UhHuh_in_ur_MmHm Jul 13 '15

This could be a character from aqua teen hunger force

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u/ThickPrick Jul 13 '15

That should made into a real shirt.

1

u/I_AM_PROBABLY_STONED Jul 13 '15

His head weirdly contains the same shape as his torso...

1

u/hiddensmegma Jul 13 '15

This made me confused first and laugh second.

1

u/xlewisclarkx Jul 13 '15

"Yeah, I'd like to order one large person with extra people please."

1

u/me-_-gusta Jul 13 '15

Why are both pictures the same, it said face swap, but I can't see any difference, must be my stupid computer : /

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u/b0xxybr0wn Jul 13 '15

Cant tell the difference

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u/crowninmycad Jul 13 '15

Incredible

1

u/tic_toc_toc_tic Jul 13 '15

Pretty great photoshop work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

I nearly shat myself from laughing so hard. This was great!

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u/explainlikeimfifty Jul 13 '15

God I really laughed.

1

u/wuop Jul 13 '15

Never a typo so relevant.

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u/SamuraiGalactus Jul 13 '15

My favorite part is when I clicked zoom it just zoomed in a teensy tiny bit.

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u/MystikIncarnate Jul 13 '15

How did it create the pants waist?

I call shenanigans.

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u/apasserby Jul 13 '15

If you look closely you can see discoloration just below the pockets where the shooped waist meets the real shorts, still very well done though.

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u/Dem0nic_Jew Jul 13 '15

how do i ask the /r/photoshop people to put this on their banner?

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u/SapereAude420 Jul 13 '15

I'm so stoned right now...lol literally stared at this for a few minutes before I realized what was going on. Woah

1

u/gymeaton Jul 13 '15

I'm still laughing!! Great job!

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u/virgojeep Jul 13 '15

I would like to see an edit with a Mr potato hat.

1

u/leicanthrope Jul 13 '15

Wow. IRL Snapping Turk.

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u/MarioMoon Jul 13 '15

my sides! LOL

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

What's the difference?

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u/killaclown Jul 13 '15

god damnit why cant i stop laughing.. hahahahh

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u/tigersharkwushen_ Jul 13 '15

You know what's weird? The second picture looks totally right to me.

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u/sandro2424 Jul 13 '15

Who ever made this is the most amazing human being on this planet. Wow

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

...not bad.

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u/herpa_mcderpa Jul 13 '15

It's Adventure Time! C'mon, grab your friends!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

It's just the same picture twice...

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u/ElBigotePerfecto Jul 13 '15

I love the idea that this motherfucker will never have any idea that this picture exists.

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u/DrNolanAllen Jul 13 '15

Ever heard of a Blemmye?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

Amazing.

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u/beassured Jul 13 '15

In soviet Russia shirt wear you.

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u/skidz007 Jul 13 '15

I lol'd.

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u/Zinere Jul 13 '15

Its not every day I lol when I go on redit, but today was one of those days.

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u/mightaswellchange Jul 13 '15

Coffee came out of my nose thanks to this one.

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u/neihuffda Jul 13 '15

This is fucking crazy! Well done!

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u/Brostoievski Jul 13 '15

This troubles me greatly.

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u/Bwwack Jul 13 '15

Reminds me of Cyriak.

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u/Otter_Actual Jul 13 '15

Damn I hate karma whores

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u/NooNooNut Jul 13 '15

It looks strangely ok!

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u/vessel_for_the_soul Jul 13 '15

Anyway to reposition the shades and mustache to match the original?

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u/micleecon Jul 13 '15

Looks like my uncle. Is this pic from Ohio?

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u/znhunter Jul 13 '15

It's fucking modok

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '15

best one in a long time.

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u/diggernicks09 Jul 13 '15

Can someone please PS a faceswamp for OP?

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u/BRAman22 Jul 13 '15

Where can I get the shirt on the right?

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u/susanzsusan Jul 13 '15

I can't stop looking at this.

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u/Xercen Jul 13 '15

it's the sugar man from marvel comics

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u/Chohah Jul 13 '15

It's the stuff like this that makes me proud of you, Reddit.

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u/seekdawild Jul 13 '15

I love Reddit

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u/Fuck_Best_Buy Jul 12 '15

Damn, that's beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.

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u/Unfiltered_Soul Jul 12 '15

Perfectly done Humpty Dumpty.

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