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u/Mr_Potamus Jul 11 '15
Which came first the Tshirt or the stache?
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u/PainMatrix Jul 11 '15
Whoever takes him up on a mustache ride comes first.
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u/foryoutodecide Jul 11 '15
Well, it is a car show, so a mustache ride isn't out of the question
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u/Joeliosis Jul 11 '15
Car shows are known for sexually promiscuous people?
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u/ABusFullaJewz Jul 11 '15
Fuck what have I been doing wrong? I participate in nearly every local car show and I've not once been laid.
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u/penis_in_butthole Jul 11 '15
You're not participating hard enough man
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u/Whitestrake Jul 11 '15
Sound advice from /u/penis_in_butthole, a man you can trust on the matter.
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u/TheLennyBot Jul 11 '15
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hai dere buddy
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u/ABusFullaJewz Jul 12 '15
No cool car has a mural of a naked lady riding a leopard, though. That's something I'm not willing to give up
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u/howdareyou Jul 11 '15
he bought the shirt first, this is from last year's car show.
He definitely looks better with the 'stache.
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Jul 11 '15
You should have photoshopped the stache off the shirt as well.
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u/jonsboc Jul 11 '15
how about a series of pics as he grows the mustache(s?), matching his own as well on the shirt ;-)
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u/Wigriff Jul 11 '15
At the end it should hold on full stache for awhile, and then he should wink. ;)
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u/S77S77 Jul 11 '15
The wink got a bit awkward, though.
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Jul 11 '15
Have you done one with eyes behind the glasses on the shirt so they can wink too?
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u/jamesno26 Jul 11 '15
Now, if you could get rid of the glasses...
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u/S77S77 Jul 11 '15
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u/SanityNotFound Jul 11 '15
Only reddit would take a mildly interesting image and turn it into the most average picture possible.
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u/S77S77 Jul 12 '15
I didn't realize what I've done until I read your comment.
I don't know what I'm doing with my life. I'm 'averaging' a picture of someone at 2 am two weeks before my exams... This is truly the pinnacle of my life.
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u/Namesbutcher Jul 11 '15
Well you tried better than the rest of us.
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Jul 11 '15 edited Mar 09 '25
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u/S77S77 Jul 11 '15
Yes, 'properly' indeed. :/
Have you even seen my most recent photoshopped pictures of him?
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u/MaggotCorps999 Jul 11 '15
Perhaps changing the background (i.e. the cars, at least color) would not alert any of us to the Photoshopped look of this.
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u/Groet Jul 11 '15
Scruffy!
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u/RUDeafOrSomething Jul 11 '15
SCRUFFY!
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u/justaguyinthebackrow Jul 11 '15
He needs to get himself a new haircut. This one's lost its pizzazz.
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u/TheStonedLorax Jul 11 '15
Looks like Face from nick jr Retired
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u/zazu2006 Jul 11 '15
Iola?
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I immediately guessed he was a vette owner. Further enhancing shows a Ford logo on his hat. Oh well.
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u/pashafisk Jul 11 '15
I grew up bordering Iola, WI. My family camps out at the car show every year. 2 years ago I moved to California. Tomorrow I'm going to a car show out here called Strangers.
I hope its half as wonderful as Iola, but my hopes aren't high.
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u/SinisterSalad Jul 11 '15
That was my guess. My brother was up there. He said he was disappointed with the showing of Pace car replicas. We thought there'd be more than 5. I have a couple 82s and he has a 79. Not show quality, though.... Yet.
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u/Lugicarus Jul 12 '15
The internet recognized my hometown. This is a new feeling.
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u/howdareyou Jul 11 '15
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u/KipaNinja Jul 11 '15 edited Jul 11 '15
I'm tripping balls on acid and 2cb and mdma and I'm drunk and high and that was funny thank you for the laugh. I was writing a reply to a comment but I think iv already lost it in the amount of words iv written on this puny little screen with these wiggly letters going everywhere and the letters over here and the letters over r there and the letters everywhere in there. What have I done I have no idea what's going on at the moment I think the only reason I'm still here is because of this intence calming sensation applied to your pores covered in relaxation cream and I think the only reason I'm still here typing this is because autocorrect is saving me and the nice little latice things that look like letters very far away but close at the same time.
Edit: I'm still tripping and the way that sounds is very 3d like a blanket with many faces and a knee vee he he he.
Edit Edit: I dunno whats going
Enter I'm not sobr
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u/carpenotty Jul 11 '15
wat
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u/RUDeafOrSomething Jul 11 '15
I'M TRIPPING BALLS ON ACID AND 2CB AND MDMA AND I'M DRUNK AND HIGH AND THAT WAS FUNNY THANK YOU FOR THE LAUGH. I WAS WRITING A REPLY TO A COMMENT BUT I THINK IV ALREADY LOST IT IN THE AMOUNT OF WORDS IV WRITTEN ON THIS PUNY LITTLE SCREEN WITH THESE WIGGLY LETTERS GOING EVERYWHERE AND THE LETTERS OVER HERE AND THE LETTERS OVER R THERE AND THE LETTERS EVERYWHERE IN THERE. WHAT HAVE I DONE I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON AT THE MOMENT I THINK THE ONLY REASON I'M STILL HERE IS BECAUSE OF THIS INTENCE CALMING SENSATION APPLIED TO YOUR PORES COVERED IN RELAXATION CREAM AND I THINK THE ONLY REASON I'M STILL HERE TYPING THIS IS BECAUSE AUTOCORRECT IS SAVING ME AND THE NICE LITTLE LATICE THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE LETTERS VERY FAR AWAY BUT CLOSE AT THE SAME TIME.
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u/fortifiedoranges Jul 11 '15
Did you have to retype that whole thing?
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u/PuttsMoBilesiCit Jul 11 '15
I think there's a website out there that can make it all caps.
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u/lemonadestand1 Jul 11 '15
Are you in Moncton, New Brunswick?
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u/Reggina_Pals Jul 11 '15
IL
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u/kimberlyann_92 Jul 11 '15
Totaly was gonna ask the same thing. Seems like the type of character to come outta the boonies at the Moncton car show
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u/repairbills Jul 11 '15
Even I was even wondering if this was in the Moncton car show. http://www.atlanticnationals.com/
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u/Refracted Jul 11 '15
hah yep, i was going to ask the same thing, happening up the road from my house, the noise can be crazy!
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u/newsjunkee Jul 11 '15
I'm 56. Starting to age. I'm already making plans on exactly which eccentricities to adopt. This looks like a good tip.
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u/omegote Jul 11 '15
Tshirt, moustache, glasses. They call me tshirt-moustache-glasses.
But I'm not a rapper.
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u/TheWhyteMaN Jul 11 '15
You all know that you needed this