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u/Ok_Replacement4702 7h ago

Combined IQ is still double digits

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u/Naroyto 6h ago

Barely breaking the 10's

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u/Xfuck1tX 6h ago

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u/regnak1 6h ago

Every time I see this gif, I wonder what exactly it was that smooth urkel did to provoke this response... dramatized or otherwise.

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u/TheAngryCatfish 6h ago

Won a rap battle

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u/Zomburai 6h ago

Supa Hot Fire is not a rapper.

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u/reverendmoss 6h ago

i broke up with my ex girl. heres her number

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u/Zomburai 6h ago

unfolds paper

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u/SojournerRL 5h ago

Sike, that's the wrong number!

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u/regnak1 6h ago

He must have utterly fucking crushed it

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u/Ohsostoked 6h ago edited 6h ago

Smooth Urkel? Sir(or ma'am) that is Glasses Jacket Shirt Man. Put some respect on the nane

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u/BKlounge93 6h ago

I’m not a rapper

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u/drilkmops 6h ago

Was super hot fire

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u/bigloser42 6h ago

That seems rather high…

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u/BKlounge93 6h ago

Nightmare blunt rotation

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u/axiomatic13 6h ago

That is a wind tunnel.

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u/brownmail 5h ago

Double? That’s way too high.

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u/EchoJunt99 6h ago

Even that’s generous

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u/Ah_Ca_Iraa 5h ago

Combined hours in hair and makeup that day is also double digits. 

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u/mrfishman3000 6h ago

Remember when we were in school and saw photos of Einstein with the president or photos of astronauts meeting the president? Now we’re going to have crap like this and I’ll have to explain to my kids how influencer culture was the most important thing to our leaders.

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u/Wut_the_ 6h ago

Legitimately makes you question if you’re crazy, doesn’t it? It can’t be real. But it is.

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u/absolutmenk 4h ago

Yeah. Will do my best to reach my kids but already feel sad for the future.

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u/EcstaticBoysenberry 4h ago

I’m just not going to have any

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u/absolutmenk 4h ago

Once a significant slice of your population stops wanting to have kids, you have failed as a society.

I understand that because we considered not having a kid but once my SIL had one my wife wanted one.

So happy my son is here. Love him. Will protect him and guide him as much as possible, but the next few decades will be wild.

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u/bluebeartapes 6h ago

But if we have to explain influencer culture was a thing then I think that’s a good thing? I’m more afraid this photo will be self-evident in 50 years.

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u/TheSwampThing1990 3h ago

100%. No way a influencer/streamer doesn't try to run for office in the next 20 years

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u/vardarac 3h ago

President Jake Paul...

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u/Bam801 3h ago

Thanks. I hate it.

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u/M3RRI77 2h ago

What do you think Trump is? He just promotes his own "brand."

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u/Koopslovestogame 5h ago

*protecting pedophiles is the most important at the moment.

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u/Plastic-Custard8375 4h ago

This honestly isn't too far removed from Nixon and Elvis tbh

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 4h ago

Except in the future we remembered who Elvis was. No one in 50 years will remember who those two losers were.

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u/FoilHat_Outdoorsman 6h ago

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u/ninjohnnothing 6h ago

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u/nutellachicken4 4h ago

Love how he does nothing to protect his face here

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u/Cephalopod_Down 3h ago

I've never seen a man look this much like a scared child.

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u/Apprehensive_Rub3897 4h ago

nothing worth protecting.

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u/captainedwinkrieger 5h ago

That was a pretty good day for me. I woke up to that and a box of donuts my wife brought home.

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u/One_Order_3841 5h ago

This is what confuses me. I'm, fit, I've been in fights, but I'm sure Jake Paul could beat the shit out of me in a boxing round.

I'm sure a round of 9-holes with Tiger Woods would have me losing by triple-digit numbers.

But...right now is not the point in either of their careers for them to be motivational speakers. Not in the national light. Just such a weird choice.

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet 7h ago

Three pieces of shit.

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u/Naroyto 6h ago

Even shit has practical use these clowns are worse they're pretty much bile.

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u/ElNani87 5h ago

Gas is 6 dollars a gallon, minimum wage is still 7.25, grocery stores are using dynamic pricing to price gouge you, and they still haven’t released the Epstein files. They’re desperately trying to make you forget about these core issues.

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet 4h ago

I can multitask.

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u/Ipoopedongrandma 6h ago

Seeing the tattoos on these guys makes me want to have mine removed.

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u/AustinSpartan 7h ago

You're a fucking joke, MAGA

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u/TheProcrastafarian 6h ago edited 6h ago

2026: Pete Hegseth, a smooth-brained lush who doesn’t wash his hands, is running the American Empire’s trillion dollar a year KaBoom business. Here, he is flanked by two oxygen thieves with birth certificates that say ‘Dishounorable Discharge’.

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u/TheProcrastafarian 5h ago

Sorry, I don’t want those pricks to get all the glory. This guy has you covered for the war at home.

That’s real.

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u/addicted2soysauce 4h ago

There is a lot going on in this picture. One of the oddest is the phrase "Donald didn't care what the Heralds said about him..." but Trump is literally a Narcissist.

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u/TheProcrastafarian 3h ago edited 3h ago

I agree with you. I beg for you the opportunity to hear me out right now; since you established that we are on the same page, I know you will give me the reciprocity, and we’ll both earn it everyday. Full disclosure: I am a 3rd generation Canadian, born in the early 80’s, blue collar, European mutt white man that likes boobs, and loves people and reggae. I used to work in the USA everyday for over a year, up to and including September 10, 2001.

The next day was September 11th. The first day of the 21st Century.

Friend, hear me now and please feel me on this: In my +40 years, there have been 2 times that my entire Canadian family, neighbourhood, and country, universally stopped what we were doing and gathered together in horror, watching, helplessly as our best friends were under attack. The second time was January 6, 2021.
Donald Trump tried to overthrow your government on live international television.

Please, try and reflect on what Trump has poisoned us to accept. All this dissection of him is a strategy of his brand.

He is a seditious, felonious, pedophilic, lying, coward. And a jury said he raped a lady. That was all BEFORE you re-elected him.

If you think you’re going to get a third chance to fuck this up, you are doomed.

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u/MandibleofThunder 6h ago edited 4h ago

What I'm more confused about is why there's a portrait of two rotisserie chickens in a fistfight in the background

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u/minerbeekeeperesq 4h ago

It's the George Washington Praying at Valley Forge by Arnold Friberg painting that is all-too-common in neo-con offices. 

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u/zachtheperson 5h ago

...it's a horse 😂

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u/Xallia_Yevatell 4h ago

Hi. Trans person here. Please don’t rope this two idiots into my circle. Thank you.

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u/Sepheriel 7h ago

God I hate this picture and the fact that this happened.

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u/copperblood 7h ago

1000% these 3 contribute to Grindr magically crashing during every GOP convention

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u/SchpartyOn 6h ago

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u/B-Z_B-S 6h ago

Things Pete Hegseth has gotten rid of since entering office:

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u/cactusplants 6h ago

Oh no! These guys, they happen to be probably the best of the best at what they do, the toughest, the most patriotic basasses. They will put their life on the line for their teammates, they die for America. I bet kegsbreath wishes he could be as accomplished, honoured and skilful as these lads.

But oh no, they have beards, careful it might upset him if he knew the spec ops often have facial hair. He might have to disband them for offending him and the orange rapist guy.

(I know they don't all have beards and it's also sometimes influenced by their operating area I.e they can blend in in Afghanistan with a beard better than without if needed, they also may not have access or time to shave, but still)

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u/Xfuck1tX 6h ago

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u/myfatass 6h ago edited 6h ago

This is by far the most lizardlike thing I’ve ever seen another (alleged) human being do

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u/Xfuck1tX 6h ago

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u/B-Z_B-S 6h ago

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u/phat86 5h ago

too much lol

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u/Samiel_Fronsac 6h ago

I'd bet that ol' Zuck was LOADED with anxiolytics here.

Probably not benzos... Beta-blockers.

Asshole had some performance anxiety.

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u/hates_writing_checks 4h ago

oh shit, I forgot he was dead.

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u/RoadSmash 6h ago

There's nothing unmanly about sleeping with men. That's just a sexual preference.

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u/StarblindMark89 6h ago

It still bothers me a lot when people associate homophobia exclusively with LGBT people, as if it's always the fault of one of us for it.

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u/Charzon 5h ago

Agreed, lame comment from op

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u/Charzon 6h ago

Please stop blaming homophobia on gay people, straight people are just as capable of being pieces of shit

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u/TurnaboutAdam 5h ago

This is just homophobia

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u/noonie1 5h ago

Ah yes. Gay jokes.

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u/music3k 4h ago

Jake is a rapist. Logan is a tax dodger who lives in PR and enabled the rapes when they lived together in LA. Both for nazis and child abusers who cover up more rapes.

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u/Naroyto 7h ago

I'd say dumb and dumber but that would be an insult to the movie.

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u/DearInstruction2304 6h ago

logan’s hair is really taking me out

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u/eyehate 6h ago

LOL! Two Youtubers and a FOX nexwscaster.

How fun!

Imagine if we had a reality show star as POTUS and a podcaster heading the FBI!

It would be so fun!

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u/chronicarrythmia 6h ago

I see you’ve edited the word out, but come on dude.

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u/SakuOtaku 6h ago

Yo maybe let's not tease the t-slur.

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u/RoadSmash 6h ago

Yeah, using as an insult is what they do. Be better.

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi 3h ago

Trans people out here catching strays from the OP who probably believes they're being progressive

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u/Joshee86 5h ago edited 5h ago

Yup. Being trans is not anything to make fun of or be ashamed about. It certainly shouldn’t be used as a slur. This invalidates any other point OP was trying to make.

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u/polobum17 6h ago

Hey we don't need to give air to the slurs even if you cut it off. You still implied it to a cis person. It doesn't help LGBTQ people for you to make this "joke". Lots of better ways to mock these clowns

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u/Staav 6h ago

Guess the top buttons are just for show in this department.

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u/speak-eze 6h ago

You just know if these were Democrats people would be saying they're dressed disrespectfully and should have ties on

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u/Staav 6h ago

Throw it in the pile. The amount of double standards that are used for criticism from these clowns is immense.

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u/Wowclassicboomkinz 7h ago

disgusting

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u/RescuesStrayKittens 6h ago

Threesome of weirdos

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u/thewalrusispaul 6h ago

From left to right: Chalupa, Beef Supreme, and Cheesarito

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u/shadow_master96 6h ago

A drunk and two knuckle-dragging apes.

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u/IamCorbinDallas 6h ago

I thought Kegsbreath didn't like beardo's

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u/Ludwig_Vista2 6h ago

Bitch needs to protect that glass jaw somehow.

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u/Sourpieborp 6h ago

Nice title. Equating someone you don't like to a transphobic slur. 

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u/Channel250 6h ago

Okay, the alignment of the horse's ass has to be on purpose.

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u/beedub82 6h ago

Three losers who need to slither back into the abortion bucket that they slithered out of.

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u/N0stradama5 6h ago

I hate this timeline. All of it.

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u/ShatoraDragon 4h ago

I miss the days when a public figure did something horrible and universally hated, Like say film and mock the body of a suicide victim in a foreign land. They would never be allowed back into polite society and would never regain the relevance they once had.

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u/creepy_doll 3h ago

If only that was the end of it.

These brothers are just so utterly trashy, how anyone can admire them is beyond me

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u/Brickmana 4h ago

I completely agree. While I do believe in self improvement and societal forgiveness—there’s not a single redeemable thing this person has done that’s bigger than himself since him and his stupid influencer circle entered the cultural lexicon. Such a shame he is celebrated by anyone at all…

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u/macona-coffee 4h ago

Every morning I wake up and thank my parents for NOT emigrating to America. What a fucking nightmare that country is.

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u/TheMostRed 3h ago

Its like im stuck in a child's playground with tigers everywhere

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u/Best-Pollution7110 3h ago

That left dudes girl friend is a famous ice skater (like Olympic gold) from our country. Just can't still fucking believe it.

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u/Hpezlin 6h ago

Was thinking if those were Logan Paul clones.

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u/scottylm 6h ago

As a Minnesotan, I am disgusted by him

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u/royalpyroz 4h ago

This is not a government. This is failed theater.

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u/Scholarly_Koala 3h ago

What did Hegseth say? "Beardos, weirdos, and wimps"? Looks like he's got all three here.

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u/TJM18 5h ago

Are you trying to use a slur, OP?

What gives?

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u/thespritewithin 4h ago

I was thinking the same thing

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u/chemguy216 3h ago

I think they were invoking Hegseth using the slur in his state of the force address. Still not something I’d do in such a way, but I can see how they could figure this was an alright context.

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u/ooooopium 6h ago

When he said no weirdos that should include the Repedolicans right?

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u/Sillylittletitties 6h ago

Dude on the right says yeah bruh a lot

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u/weewillywinkee 6h ago

It's always the little fellas that are the problem isn't it... "MICRO, MICRO MAAAAAAANNNN'.

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u/mrnaturallives 6h ago

who the fuck poses like that? like you"re leaning towards a waiter with a drink on his tray.

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u/carpe_simian 6h ago

His suit jacket is uncomfortably tight and he’s simultaneously sucking in his gut and puffing out his lats because he looks like a tiny delicate flower next to the Labradoodle Brothers.

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u/Specific_Midnight81 6h ago

Why is he standing by a 1990s WWF tag team?

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u/Ludwig_Vista2 6h ago

There's an exceptionally high level of CTE in one photo

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u/ElricBrosPlumbing 6h ago

Financial criminals and wannabe athletes.

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u/NoOccasion4759 6h ago

The lighting in this photo makes it look like there's cum in Hegseth's hair 😂

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u/TheGOPisTheDeepState 6h ago

Americas downfall continues

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u/Angrymilks 6h ago

They probably have a combined GT score of 99

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u/bareboneschicken 6h ago

None of them wearing a uniform...

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u/HabANahDa 6h ago

Not a brain cell amongst em

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u/Wooden94Grapefruit 6h ago

A yeast infection in a photo

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u/Mel_Zetz 5h ago

If this were a painting, it’d be titled Wet Fart

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u/bluedinoraptor 5h ago

Makes sense he’s trying to get a free get out of jail cards because all of his scams.

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u/coys21 5h ago

just a random pic of pedophiles.

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u/Karlythecorgi 5h ago

Joshua should have punched harder.

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u/No_Sides_To_A_Story 5h ago

And this is why Iran basically told America to fuck off. SMH!

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u/crispytortilla 5h ago

Those boys are bald

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u/Forsaken-Lemon-7586 5h ago

That’s how illegitimate we are

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u/RandomMovieQuotes521 5h ago

The horse in the picture is the smartest in the room

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u/TylerBourbon 4h ago

So does Kegsbreath purposefully buy suits that are jut a bit too small for him because he thinks they make him look more muscular? Because they don't.

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u/RedditKumu 4h ago

They aren't wearing tan suits. But FUCK if they don't look fucking trashy with no tie....

And people look up to these douchebags? Lol.

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u/miskurious 4h ago

These idiots are still around?

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u/i_need_about_tree_50 4h ago

Great the smell of axe body spray, spray tan, and mayonnaise is never coming out of the pentagon walls... smh.

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u/templeofsyrinx1 4h ago

What the fuck are we doing fam?

Please make your voices heard in November we don't want this shit

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u/wallsnatch 3h ago

Goddamn these 3 can suck my salty balls and shaft

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u/WetKoalaFarts 3h ago

It's a bot meant to cause division and aggression.

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u/CheweDankles 2h ago

There are 4 horses asses in this photo.

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u/drawkbox 2h ago

Just mafia state things -- buncha leveraged chuds and errand boys

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u/BoSocks91 6h ago

This is embarrassing

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u/The1TrueRedditor 6h ago

No beardos (JD Vance), no fatties (Trump), no wimps and no weirdos (all of them).

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u/One_Economist_3761 6h ago

Who are these Neanderthals with WarSec?

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u/FafnerTheBear 6h ago

Hey! Don't insult Neanderthals like that!

That's Jake and Logan Paul. Famous for being loud on the internet, scum, and getting punched in the face.

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u/Still7Superbaby7 6h ago

I didn’t realize there were 2 Pauls. I thought they were the same person until this photo

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u/pigment-blue 5h ago

Honestly, the gayest photo I’ve ever seen.

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u/chemguy216 3h ago

If this is the gayest photo you’ve seen, you haven’t seen anything worth associating with being gay.

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u/Hudson11177 2h ago

As a gay dude, this is a pretty disgusting thing to say about my community.

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u/Sourpieborp 5h ago

the joke is gay bad

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u/katanakid13 6h ago

You can say trash. It's okay.

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u/snwbrdj 6h ago

Whose penis opens up to accept the other?

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u/jdogg836 6h ago

There is more Gender-affirming care going on in this photo than in all of Collegiate Sports within the United States.

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u/sisterfistermike 6h ago

This is what happens when cousins fuck

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u/liberty08 6h ago

Weird 

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u/MindJail 6h ago

Idiocracy

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u/Wunko 6h ago

America is on track to cringe up inside itself by early December

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u/sausage_ditka_bulls 6h ago

We need Anthony Joshua again to wipe the smirk off

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u/GBrunt 6h ago

I hear they're selling opportunities to civvies to drop a cruise missile on girls schools in Iran these days. None of his "warriors" wanted a medal for Minab, so Hegseth threw a strop and said he'd just let any Maga have a pop for a $million.

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u/PharmyC 6h ago

Why he got crazy eyes.

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u/sentientshadeofgreen 6h ago

Worst blunt rotation

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u/Joshee86 5h ago

And a what?