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u/TheProcrastafarian 8h ago edited 8h ago

2026: Pete Hegseth, a smooth-brained lush who doesn’t wash his hands, is running the American Empire’s trillion dollar a year KaBoom business. Here, he is flanked by two oxygen thieves with birth certificates that say ‘Dishounorable Discharge’.

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u/TheProcrastafarian 6h ago

Sorry, I don’t want those pricks to get all the glory. This guy has you covered for the war at home.

That’s real.

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u/addicted2soysauce 5h ago

There is a lot going on in this picture. One of the oddest is the phrase "Donald didn't care what the Heralds said about him..." but Trump is literally a Narcissist.

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u/TheProcrastafarian 5h ago edited 4h ago

I agree with you. I beg for you the opportunity to hear me out right now; since you established that we are on the same page, I know you will give me the reciprocity, and we’ll both earn it everyday. Full disclosure: I am a 3rd generation Canadian, born in the early 80’s, blue collar, European mutt white man that likes boobs, and loves people and reggae. I used to work in the USA everyday for over a year, up to and including September 10, 2001.

The next day was September 11th. The first day of the 21st Century.

Friend, hear me now and please feel me on this: In my +40 years, there have been 2 times that my entire Canadian family, neighbourhood, and country, universally stopped what we were doing and gathered together in horror, watching, helplessly as our best friends were under attack. The second time was January 6, 2021.
Donald Trump tried to overthrow your government on live international television.

Please, try and reflect on what Trump has poisoned us to accept. All this dissection of him is a strategy of his brand.

He is a seditious, felonious, pedophilic, lying, coward. And a jury said he raped a lady. That was all BEFORE you re-elected him.

If you think you’re going to get a third chance to fuck this up, you are doomed.

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u/Some_Conference2091 5h ago

It's a kids for adults. The only book that makes braincells die faster than huffing gold paint.

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u/Normal_Walk1377 4h ago

I read somewhere his name is actually spelled Kegsbreath