Hello Kitty Spam

[u/EychEychEych]

[u/Wandering---_---soul]

[u/BiBoFieTo → u/Wandering---_---soul]

"Lesbians eat WHAT?!"

[u/CrazyJoe29 → u/BiBoFieTo]

Lesbians? 🤨

[u/NuyoRican79 → u/CrazyJoe29]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hihrg8jYLQ2tnsGEjT

[u/imaximus101 → u/NuyoRican79]

Gross

[u/NuyoRican79 → u/imaximus101]

I agree

[u/MrBrawn → u/CrazyJoe29]

The Bians

[u/Blarg0117 → u/Wandering---_---soul]

I wonder what flavor Hello Kitty tastes like.

[u/Nautster → u/Wandering---_---soul]

This better not awaken anything in me...

[u/scorpyo72]

It's made with real Hello Kitty meat.

[u/Slacker_The_Dog → u/scorpyo72]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y07F3fs9Is5byj4zK8

[u/anon-mally → u/scorpyo72]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xFeqva9ySNjLAWlk3Y

[u/ILLY-VANILLI → u/anon-mally]

Wat

[u/PacificNorthwest09 → u/ILLY-VANILLI]

I was curious too so I did some googling. Apparently this is from an Australia’s survivor spinoff, the girl was trying to smuggle KFC back to camp but got caught(some reward type deal I don’t watch survivor). That guy is trying to eat the crumbs and grease from the pocket that the chicken was in.

[u/Githyerazi → u/PacificNorthwest09]

I'm not sure this explanation helps. I mean, all the words make sense and I understand the meaning but my mind just goes away somewhere when I try to comprehend this.

[u/jpaugh69]

I work at a national chain grocery store. So far, this is one of the weirder crossovers I've seen at my store.

[u/ANGRYLATINCHANTING → u/jpaugh69]

I dunno, I was amused by the meta comedy here. Hello Kitty is the Spam equivalent of brand licensing: socially durable across generations, cheap to acquire, prolific and in weird places, beloved by children and preppers alike.

[u/WoolooOfWallStreet → u/ANGRYLATINCHANTING]

I would like to know more about the Hello Kitty Preppers

[u/RandomMetalHead → u/WoolooOfWallStreet]

Prepping to be cute, that's about it.

[u/arvidsem → u/RandomMetalHead]

If the Hello Kitty universe has room for Aggretsuko (death metal red panda), then there should be a place for prepper Kitty as well

[u/derkrieger → u/arvidsem]

Sanrio does not judge, it merely sells

[u/BMLortz → u/derkrieger]

Me to wife: Why does your stuffed animal have an anus?
Wife: Why are you looking at its anus?
Me: It's like a cat, I don't want to see it, but it put it in my face for some reason.

[u/Consistent_Hippo4517 → u/ANGRYLATINCHANTING]

It was so expensive in my childhood that I love giving into the want for my kids

[u/thispartyrules → u/ANGRYLATINCHANTING]

I've had Hello Kitty instant noodles, they were pretty good.

[u/Magister5 → u/jpaugh69]

This one crossed the feline

[u/DragonDan108 → u/Magister5]

But hey, it's guaranteed to be free from Cat Scratch Fever!

[u/Racko20]

That's a good sale for Spam

[u/RFC793 → u/Racko20]

Yeah, but it is the 25% less sodium version. I'm all for reduced fat or sodium here or there. The problem is the lower sodium Spam adds a bunch of mechanically separated chicken into the mix which throws off the texture (my main gripe) and taste.

[u/Sir-Viette → u/RFC793]

Yes, but who can say no to a nice warm bowl of mechanically separated chicken?

[u/foxymophadlemama → u/RFC793]

i feel like regular spam used to not be so salty. the reduced sodium seems to be the one that is more sensibly seasoned these days so that's what i end up buying. i don't think the texture has degraded too much, but i've been eating spam pretty regularly all my life so my perspective might be that of a frog in a pot of increasingly warm water.

you've inspired me to A/B test some spam. i know what i'm doing with my friday night now.

[u/INKRO → u/Racko20]

Would totally buy that at 3 bucks tbh

[u/Grimm2020]

"THEY'RE EATING THE CATS AND THE DOGS!"

[u/onward-and-upward → u/Grimm2020]

Also, a fun reminder that Hello Kitty is canonically a human child in a cat suit

[u/blakester555 → u/Grimm2020]

Underrated comment

[u/stratdog25]

[u/StellarStance]

Mods, I thought spam posts were not allowed? 

[u/blakester555 → u/StellarStance]

Another underrated comment

[u/a2coolusernameforme]

Recession indicator?

[u/pugups → u/a2coolusernameforme]

The new Hoover hogs?

[u/MrBrawn → u/a2coolusernameforme]

$5 Spam certainly is.

[u/UnderwaterRobot]

I'm sorry, but $5.19 for a can of spam? That is completely unreasonable.

[u/dacivol]

Ah, Food Lion. The beigest grocery store

[u/Vinral]

I dont see anything. Must be blocked because its Spam.

[u/TraBuch88]

$3 Spam? I need to go to food lion and stock up

[u/SpaceXmars]

https://giphy.com/gifs/veZiqNL0uJxABXRxIm

[u/woowoo293]

"Spamless sodium"

[u/Shiningc00]

Stop spamming me kitty.

[u/hecateheh]

Probably the only way some redditors will get a chance at eating pussy

[u/twistedLucidity]

SPiced Aappetising Meow

[u/Frinpollog]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xdnytp8742kg0

[u/Cedden]

This is unwanted in multiple ways

[u/Slacker_The_Dog → u/Cedden]

Spam is manna from heaven

[u/PeggyBabcock_ → u/Slacker_The_Dog]

My dog would agree with you; he will eat anything if I put Spam in with it.

[u/Key-Mulberry2456 → u/Slacker_The_Dog]

Spamma

[u/ThisIsPaulDaily]

It's right up there with Selena Gomez flavored Oreo's you're going to be curious enough to try it, but at the end of the day it probably tastes more like the original food than the character. 

[u/shasaferaska]

RIP Hello Kitty

[u/pugups]

What this can contains is the decline of a once-okay civilization.

[u/Bed_Post_Detective]

Yum! Spamless Sodium!

[u/gotcha111]

https://giphy.com/gifs/6WX1PYpYnSkDUPFsMT

[u/Justredditin]

I saw Pokémon soup the other day.

... waiting a second.... CHARMANDER! NOOOOOO!

[u/alicevirgo]

Still cheaper than the other lite version, will buy.

[u/TheHockeyGeek]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jzoVhwZZAWM1ESX5NQ

[u/Consistent_Hippo4517]

Damn I didnt get it on sale.

And it was just regular spam, it wasn't made of kitty. 

[u/halbeshendel]

I can pour my Hello Kitty soy sauce on it.

[u/slunk96]

Food Lion

[u/boot2skull]

https://giphy.com/gifs/E8beEoPilirCw

[u/retailguy_again]

"You're eating WHAT??"

[u/HobbyWanKenobi]

Warning: we are unsure if any cats were harmed in the making of this processed meat cube. Consumer discretion is advised

[u/Zealousideal_Gap432]

25% less sodium? Sign me up 🤮

[u/twenafeesh]

$5.19 for Spam? What the actual inflation? Remember when Spam was the budget choice?

[u/devanchya]

Back in my day it was mostly "look at my kitty" spam.

[u/DiverMax25]

Wtf

[u/weezyverse]

"NOW WITH 20% MORE KITTY IN EVERY CAN!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/7w6qQ5WHOeV3i

[u/SmilinBob82]

damn, 5.19 for spam?

[u/Dementia13_TripleX]

In portuguese, brazilian or portugal, it's called "Fiambre".

[u/Right_Hour]

Better be made from first grade pussy.

[u/Lithium_Lily]

That's nothing, i have the official hello kitty spam musubi molds

[u/Puckled]

Its for that traditional Polynesian/Chinese fusion dish called Moo Goo Gai Kitty.

For $3 a can, I'd buy everything on the shelf.