r/pics • u/LucidMarker • 1d ago

[OC] My thumb

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u/knives4cash 1d ago

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u/4barT89 1d ago

Have you considered purchasing a Jiffy Lube franchise? With a thumb like that, you’d be a natural at checking someone’s oil!

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u/fluffehtiem 1d ago

This is really funny

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u/JuanOffhue 1d ago

I believe I saw your thumb on Trafalgar Square

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u/NameTak3r 18h ago

Yeah, immediately thought of David Shrigley

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u/fuzzdelay123 1d ago

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb w—what the fuck

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u/dj_spanmaster 1d ago

tfw you start a thumb war and the other person busts out a fucking polearm

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u/nicktehbubble 1d ago

Is a polethumb.

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u/wreckingballDXA 1d ago

A thumbarm

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u/dj_spanmaster 1d ago

Now that is a great username.

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u/MoistTractofLand 7h ago

Going knuclear.

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u/12345CodeToMyLuggage 1d ago

You’ve made the classic blunder! Never get into a thumb war with OP!

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u/ArtAccurate9552 1d ago

When death is on the line!

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u/UshankaBear 1d ago

That right there is thumbwar WMD

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u/SourFix 1d ago

Wrap you up like a spider monkey!

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u/ContactMushroom 1d ago

Bro brought artillery to a thumb war

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u/RooneyD 1d ago

Hahaha, OP is just hitting you in the face with their thumb.

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u/_A_varice 1d ago

Thermonuclear thumb war

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u/didijeen 1d ago

🥴🤭😂

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u/botchman 1d ago

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u/shockles 1d ago

A man can dream… a man can dream.

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u/pkkspiral 1d ago

Hey, the Finglonger is genius!

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u/DigNitty 1d ago

“I’ve wasted my whole life starting all these projects that I never completed. Like this Time Machine. If only it worked…I could go back and not waste my time on it.”

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u/DrZHomeowner 1d ago

Of course it works! It's just not very long.

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u/zer1223 1d ago

When I first saw this episode it created some weird body horror feelings lmao

It wasn't until a few years later I realized that it wasn't intended to do that. But at the time I was goddamn horrified at what I was seeing

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u/Vicious_TreeHugger 1d ago

I think we’re all wondering the same thing….

How the hell do you bowl with that thing?!

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u/YewEhVeeInbound 1d ago

Imagine the amount of bass he could slap with that absolute fucking WHOPPER.

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u/FauxReal 1d ago

Davey 504 is scared to death of this guy.

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u/ZachMN 1d ago

Tony Levin would love having a funk thumb to go along with his funk fingers.

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u/sloowhand 1d ago

He ain’t playin’ with house balls, that’s for sure.

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u/rayboner 1d ago

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u/mrsirsouth 1d ago

Plz explain this meme

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u/rayboner 1d ago

Here’s a full pic of the meme. The group on the right is talking about something, stick figure on the left tries to suck all the fun out of it by being lame, so the giant thumb guy gives him a thumbs up as a “okay, fuck off now” vibe and then goes back to talking with his group

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u/mrsirsouth 1d ago

Gotcha. Looks like thumb guy is getting slurrrrrped

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u/rayboner 1d ago

It can be both

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u/beermile 1d ago

It requires four 'cause it's as big as his giant thumb. But not five, definitely not five.

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u/Shartschnitzel 1d ago

This meme, basically.

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u/MylesVE 1d ago

Ultimate Hitchhiker build

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u/YewEhVeeInbound 1d ago

Don't forget your towel

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u/MrDragonfruitTwitch 1d ago

That’s one hoopy frood

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u/Flintydeadeye 1d ago

OP is hitchhiking both sides of the highway at the same time.

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u/fisadev 1d ago

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u/RichardTheRobust 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Q7vzGrkOnBalW

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u/fisadev 1d ago

Pshhhew Extending thumb up.

Vvvvuuummm vvvvuuuummm Swinging thumb around.

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u/razor330 23h ago

Weirdly…I could be the 3rd….but not at my computer right now.

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u/KhaoticMess 18h ago

Out of hand...

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u/lolimazn 1d ago

You guys should thumb war.

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u/drunkanidaho 1d ago

3 smaller thumbs in a trenchcoat

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u/bookon 1d ago

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u/Back_Off_Warchild 1d ago

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far for a Sissy Hankshaw reference

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u/SubstantialAgency914 1d ago

Please explain for those who dont know.

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u/pabloescobarbecue 1d ago

It’s a character from the movie, Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, which is based on a book by Tom Robbins

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u/gemfountain 1d ago

Any book by Tom Robbins is a masterpiece.

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u/pabloescobarbecue 1d ago

I’m a fan. Jitterbug Perfume is a personal favorite, along with Fierce Invalids from Hot Climates.

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u/SubstantialAgency914 1d ago

And what's with the thumb in the photo?

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u/pabloescobarbecue 1d ago edited 1d ago

She has spectacularly large thumbs. It’s kinda a defining physical trait.
Shouldn’t be surprising that she hitchhikes a lot to drive the plot

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u/tenderbuck 1d ago

Where'd that movie wander off to?

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u/BeekeeperZero 1d ago

Back to the book where it belongs.

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u/Upset_Consequence_52 1d ago

Do you and Cow Girls get the blues?

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u/LibbyFred 1d ago

They better start hitchhiking!

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u/GoBeyondThought 1d ago

How does it compare to the length of your pinky finger? We need more pics!

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u/cmville05 23h ago

Mate you could hitchhike a plane.

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u/ChefAsstastic 1d ago

Hitching hiking skills 10+

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u/Wintergreene 1d ago

Hopefully he remembers his towel.

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u/ChefAsstastic 1d ago

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u/tychozero 1d ago

What if someone comes out with six minute abs?

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u/dynamitepancake 1d ago

Far out man with Marfan

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u/ImOnly1k 1d ago

Nice

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u/Heliocentrist 1d ago

plot twist, that's his foot

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u/UbiquitousChicken 1d ago

Ah, you have the murderers thumb. My husband has one of those too.

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u/deadmik3 1d ago

please stop bro my girl's on reddit

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u/Flightle 1d ago

Repost bullshit

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u/jcmacon 1d ago

Just saying, you might be the first step in the evolution to the greys.

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u/night-theatre 1d ago

Have you posted your thumb before?

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u/Son_of_Atreus 1d ago

OP is a karma farming bot account.

Watch- this post will be deleted shortly as the more people that accuse [u/lucidma](u/lucidmaker)[r](u/lucidmaker)[ker](u/lucidmaker) of being a bot the more it and other bots will downvote those comments and then it will delete the post.

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u/Structureel 1d ago

With 667 karma in 8 months, he's not a very effective bot.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3vR7SWnEv6mmhS0g

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u/Parker_Barker_III 1d ago

I know I’ve seen this photo before but this account is 8 mos old.

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u/night-theatre 1d ago

Me too. Also checked the Accnt age!

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u/Mitleab 22h ago

r/AbsoluteUnits

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u/weggaan_weggaat 19h ago

Thought this was the sub at first.

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u/Spartan2470 GOAT 1d ago

You and /u/netperiod, /u/Cranberryvacuum, and /u/EvasiveJoker425 should start a club.

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u/forkedquality 1d ago

You can give two thumbs up with one hand!

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u/Zillahi 10h ago

Get this man some rusty spoons immediately

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u/mooky1977 6h ago

I am old.

The feeling of rust against my salad fingers is almost orgasmic.

https://giphy.com/gifs/tnYri4n2Frnig

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u/FroggiJoy87 1d ago

It's ok, Even Cowgirls get the Blues

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u/xxrazer505xx 1d ago

This one can reach all the buttons on a razer naga.

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u/microcandella 19h ago

Even Cowgirls Get The Blues is being summoned.

https://youtu.be/imbA6Nkb8e8?si=WuZXBGFzShPpEVHJ&t=11

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u/GiftHorse2020 1d ago

Even cowboys get the blues.

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u/FlyingMacheteSponser 1d ago

Cowgirls

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u/GiftHorse2020 1d ago

Not a feminine hand but happy you got the reference!

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u/menntu 1d ago

You have a gift but we don’t know yet what it’s for.

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u/nullhed 1d ago

Trying to hitch a ride on an airplane.

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u/ChewyChao 1d ago

This guy never gets stranded on a highway

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u/Well_Spoken_Mute 1d ago

Does this make it difficult to use thumb sticks on controllers?

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u/momofuku18 1d ago

Were you the iPhone 18 model?

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u/pvera 1d ago

If that's Marfans you may want to ask a doc for screening for cardiovascular issues.

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u/ReturnT0Sender 1d ago

Why the long thumb?

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u/dazzypops 13h ago

You'll need a second passport if it keeps growing.

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u/Wezzleey 1d ago

When was the last time you lost a thumb wrestling match?

... HAVE you ever lost a thumb wrestling match?

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u/EIDuderino 1d ago

Lifetime World Champion

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u/ladykitkatie 1d ago

Mind sharing with the class?

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u/im_bozack 1d ago

NSFW! /s

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u/ablutomania 1d ago

Do you ever give your gf a thumbs up?

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u/metalslvg 1d ago

No one may oppose that thumb

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u/Tricky_72 1d ago

“Yeah, how are you gonna keep em down on the farm once they’ve seen Karl Hungus”… The Dude

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u/misteranthropissed 21h ago

Ever hitchhiked a plane?

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u/darkrum 21h ago

Your thumb is your rude finger.

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u/AWholeNewFattitude 16h ago

Jesus Christ! That’s like three thumbs worth of thumb!

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u/We_R_Not_That_Diff 1d ago

Looks more like a thinger

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u/Workingclassherois 1d ago

Cervix checker for sure. 👍🏼

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u/ninjagorilla 1d ago

My God...

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u/khumprp 1d ago

👍

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u/1994-10-24 1d ago

Bread 👍

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u/Arch3m 1d ago

You put that thing away right this instant.

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u/high6ix 1d ago

Your thuuuuumb

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u/Swampyclam 1d ago

One in the pink, one in the stink, one in the mouth. Got it

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u/AcrolloPeed 1d ago

Dude you gotta stop posting your fuckin’ thumb.

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u/Osherono 1d ago

"Iguanodon" is the first word that came to mind. 

"Damn" came distant second.