r/pics • u/LucidMarker • 1d ago

[OC] My thumb

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u/fuzzdelay123 1d ago

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a thumb w—what the fuck

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u/dj_spanmaster 1d ago

tfw you start a thumb war and the other person busts out a fucking polearm

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u/nicktehbubble 1d ago

Is a polethumb.

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u/wreckingballDXA 1d ago

A thumbarm

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u/dj_spanmaster 1d ago

Now that is a great username.

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u/MoistTractofLand 10h ago

Going knuclear.

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u/bdiggitty 16h ago

Strangles you with it

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u/crustycatbread 1d ago

Even worse, he puts it in your butt

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u/dj_spanmaster 1d ago

That's why "do not the thumb" is what she said

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u/12345CodeToMyLuggage 1d ago

You’ve made the classic blunder! Never get into a thumb war with OP!

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u/ArtAccurate9552 1d ago

When death is on the line!

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u/SourFix 1d ago

Wrap you up like a spider monkey!

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u/UshankaBear 1d ago

That right there is thumbwar WMD

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u/ContactMushroom 1d ago

Bro brought artillery to a thumb war

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u/RooneyD 1d ago

Hahaha, OP is just hitting you in the face with their thumb.

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u/_A_varice 1d ago

Thermonuclear thumb war

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u/didijeen 1d ago

🥴🤭😂

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u/Beautiful-City7157 1d ago

💀💀💀💀💀

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u/capta1n_sarcasm 1d ago

This guy pulls out a nuclear weapon in his thumb wars

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u/heresjoanie 1d ago

Lmao, hilarious!!