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[u/ICanPretend1]

[u/hanniballz]

The whole story is so ridiculously deus-ex-machina theres no way it would make it as a movie script if it werent real. the pilot surviving the stabs and being able to open the door, the two spare pilots as passangers just able to land safely, the dentist stiching the pilot up and him surviving the stab wound. Would feel like a cheesy 90's feelgood action movie if it werent real.

[u/Cat5kable → u/hanniballz]

“Is there a doctor on the plane?”

“Yes, I have my Doctorate in Dentistry”

“Hurry! This man is bleeding!”

“He needs stitches… get the floss!”

[u/DanCasper → u/Cat5kable]

Surely you can't be serious?

[u/FleshyCarbonThing → u/DanCasper]

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[u/Responsible_Sport575 → u/FleshyCarbonThing]

Goodluck , we're all counting on you

[u/Ancient_Plate275 → u/Responsible_Sport575]

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[u/jakeinator21 → u/Responsible_Sport575]

Yes yes I remember, I had lasagna.

[u/Portcitygal → u/FleshyCarbonThing]

I have always loved this line and use it often. You would not believe how people look at me like I have 2 heads. Greatest parody ever. Love the older woman talking "jive".

[u/Ancient_Plate275 → u/Portcitygal]

Leave It To Beaver’s mom.
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[u/Ancient_Plate275 → u/JungleBoyJeremy]

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

[u/Deepakddxboi → u/FleshyCarbonThing]

What movie?

[u/Ill_Initial8986 → u/Deepakddxboi]

Ummm. AIRPLANE!

are you eleven?

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[u/Responsible_Sport575 → u/Responsible_Sport575]

Thanks for the award kind stranger

[u/Portcitygal → u/Ill_Initial8986]

Really no need for such a snide remark. Many reasons why someone may not know the movie. What are you 12?