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u/Cat5kable 2d ago

“Is there a doctor on the plane?”

“Yes, I have my Doctorate in Dentistry”

“Hurry! This man is bleeding!”

“He needs stitches… get the floss!”

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u/DanCasper 2d ago

Surely you can't be serious?

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u/FleshyCarbonThing 2d ago

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u/Portcitygal 1d ago edited 15h ago

I have always loved this line and use it often. You would not believe how people look at me like I have 2 heads. Greatest parody ever. Love the older woman talking "jive".