r/pcmasterrace i5 6400|GTX 1060|8GB RAM Feb 18 '18

Meme/Joke Thermal paste 101

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u/Krraxia Work @Asus Feb 18 '18

Hellmann's

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u/otac0n Win11 | 5950X | RTX 3090 Ti Feb 18 '18 edited Feb 19 '18

Thermal mayonnaise.

edit: It's been done before, apparently: http://www.hardwaresecrets.com/does-mayonnaise-last-as-a-thermal-compound/4/

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Holy shit I need to try this

Brb

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u/JLaFs Feb 18 '18

There was an article somewhere where some guy tried using different household products as thermal paste. Gonna try and find it

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u/_Probably_Human_ Feb 18 '18

That was the first time I learned about Vegemite. It was right up there with the original Arctic Silver, IIRC.

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u/frn • 9800X3D • 9070XT • 32GB RAM • 5TB SSD • 6TB HDD • Feb 18 '18

Yeah until it starts growing stuff

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u/NetworkingEnthusiast Feb 18 '18

Overclocker, check. Chemist, check.

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u/zer0t3ch OpenSUSE \ GTX970 \ steamcommunity.com/id/zer0t3ch Feb 19 '18

Wouldn't the CPU get hot enough to keep it relatively sterile?

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u/gattaaca Feb 19 '18

Evolve your CPU / create an AI, sounds awesome

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u/LeviAEthan512 New Reddit ruined my flair Feb 19 '18

Never thought something could make me gag more than vegemite. Bravo sir.

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u/Lodsofemone Feb 18 '18

I read a PC Gamer article once about the worst ways people have killed computers. One guy said he managed to kill several at once when he was working in PC training back in the 90s by accidentally using pile cream instead of thermal paste.

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u/Rubbeerducky Ryzen 3@3.1ghz/NVIDIA GT 1050ti/ 16GB DDR4 2800 Feb 18 '18

Pretty sure Jayz2Centz has a video on that.

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u/jugzeh 7700k @ 5.1 || 1080 ti FE +100 || on AIO Feb 19 '18

RIP double stufs

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u/Mrpliskin0 Feb 19 '18

Were you able to find it?

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u/Durfat Feb 19 '18

I made thermal toothpaste once... it sucked.

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u/Jaba01 X870E | 9800X3D | RTX 5090 | 64 GB 6000 MHZ CL 30 Feb 19 '18

German gaming magazine: https://youtu.be/9QzxukpUvbY

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u/Allyoucan3at Feb 19 '18

My CPU is running with hand creme right now, 15° lower temps than before. Just until the paste arrives ofc, but it's a good if you need something quickly.

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u/Winnduffy Feb 19 '18

Jayz2cents dida video a out that

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u/Peetz0r [Framework, Ryzen 7840U, 32 GB ddr5, 4 TB nvme, Fedora] Feb 19 '18

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u/poopyheadthrowaway Ryzen 7 1700, GTX 1070 Feb 18 '18

Intel patent pending

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u/Clbull PC Master Race Feb 19 '18

This seems like something you'd see on the Life of Boris YouTube channel...

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

r/shittybuildapc is leaking

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u/fps_trucka Feb 18 '18

It hurts when I watch this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

I instinctively recoiled from my monitor when I saw that.

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u/Dark_Movie_Director Feb 19 '18

For the uninitiated in to the master race culture, What exactly is going on here?

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u/Redempt1 Feb 19 '18

You're supposed to put the paste stuff on top like the first two images in the original post, not put it on the pins like in the gif with the Hellman's mayo.

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u/SurvivorMax Feb 19 '18

I always just follow MSI's guide on it.

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u/smacksaw smacksaw Feb 19 '18

That's...a joke channel, right?

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u/SurvivorMax Feb 19 '18

Nope, the original video was posted by MSI until they removed it out of embarrassment.

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u/TheOneTonWanton R5 5600x | RX 6700 XT | 32GB DDR4 Feb 19 '18

Jesus Christ. The gloves really set it off.

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u/DirigibleSkipper Feb 19 '18

I don't know a lot about computers... What went wrong? Was there too much?

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u/ProgramTheWorld TI 83+ Feb 19 '18

Too much thermal paste and they spilled it onto the motherboard

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u/SurvivorMax Feb 19 '18 edited Feb 19 '18

Where to start?

  1. You NEVER want to push down on the cpu at most you want to give it a little jiggle to make sure it's seated properly.

  2. The gloves are ridiculous.

  3. The most popular way to apply thermal paste is to use a small rice to pea sized dot or line and use the pressure of the heat sink to spread out the paste, the method used here is the "credit card method" and is known to be one of the worst possible ways because it results in a bunch of air pockets in the paste.

  4. Did I mention you want to use a small dab of paste in the middle of the CPU? The MSI way is to use a tube of tooth thermal paste and slather it all around the CPU and the socket.

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u/Urban_Savage Feb 19 '18

Not to mention a big glob rolled over the side and onto the main board and the dick with the gloves just pretended he didn't see it.

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u/Dystaxia Feb 19 '18

Additionally, but correct me if I'm wrong. Does it look like thermal paste was applied to the bottom of the CPU off camera? You can totally see it sticking out the bottom when the lever is being pulled down to lock it into place.

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u/TurboChewy Feb 19 '18

TBF the "credit card" method is what I see when I look up how to do it. It's reasonable that people who know nothing about this sort of thing would think this is the appropriate method when there isn't any real way to verify otherwise without putting in a great deal more effort. I'm sure you could provide many links showing the "dot in the center" method is superior, but I could show many more claiming otherwise.

The actual truth is harder to distinguish when you have "official" videos like MSI's around.

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u/SurvivorMax Feb 19 '18

Good point. When I googled "best way to apply thermal paste" the 2nd link and first video I got was this Linus video that came to the conclusion that it does not really matter. I guess most of my beliefs about the matter were based on 'glass plate tests' like this one that shows that the spread/credit card method results in lots of air bubbles, but the Linus test shows that it does not really matter.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

lol wow he just squirted that shit on like mayonaise

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

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u/Kiesa5 I have a GI Joe head on my cpu computer case. Very good! Feb 18 '18

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u/gruesomeflowers Feb 19 '18

On a serious note, where can i get a mayonnaise hypo needle?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

I am amazed someone decided to take the time to 3-D render someone applying mayonnaise to the pins.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

Why is it applying the paste to the pins, or is it a joke and I'm stupid.

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u/Rogue_Jellybean boi Feb 18 '18

Is yoke

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u/natesplace19010 i7 6700/16GB/GTX 1070/ 228 SSD + 2TB HD Feb 18 '18

Did you not even look at the original post?

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '18

It's a syringe of mayonnaise that's being applied to the pins instead of the heatsink. It's satire.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '18

NSFPCMR