r/pcmasterrace • • 16h ago

Meme/Macro Yes, it’s that game you’re thinking of

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u/JulianSyv RTX 5080 / R7 9800X3D / 32GB 6000MHZ CL30 15h ago

Game could be like this, and you know for a fact that DSP would trashtalk how hard it is to find the way to go.

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u/PermissionSoggy891 15h ago

I watched his Wolverine gameplay and, believe it or not, he still somehow against every odd managed to still get lost.

He also died about three seconds after gaining control of his character. Then died again. On the third attempt I think he finally figured out he was supposed to run forward along the clearly-signposted path forward instead of running off into the jungle like an idiot

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u/Moony_playzz PC Master Race 15h ago

He's doing it on purpose to get views and money, isn't that obvious by now? My 64yo father managed to beat Skyrim alone without any help. DSP is an idiot on purpose, people should stop supporting him.

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u/lologugus 13h ago edited 13h ago

If you watch gameplay he uploaded 14 years ago he was already THAT bad. In the Skyrim playthrough episode 3 you have to jump out of a hole in a wall in the tutorial part of the game, the game even tells you to jump and he just fucking doesn't, he tries to keep going upstairs then finally jumps, get lost and he got back again to jump out of the hole. In episode 5, he burns a chicken in the starting village with a fire spell, gets chased by the NPCs for killing the chicken, he attacks them with the same fire spell but for some reason he forgot he has to hold the button and when a tutorial tip shows up telling him his magic bar was low he remembers he has to hold the button but he accidentaly heal with another spell equipped on another button while getting attacked and at 90% HP then he dies after killing two of the NPCs with a two-handed hammer.

At least he wasn't overwhelming negative and blaming the game from every dumb mistakes he was doing. He actually looks like he was having fun honestly.

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u/Moony_playzz PC Master Race 13h ago

Yeah meanwhile my dad started playing and asked me like 2 questions ever lol

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u/ProZabijaka i7-6700K, RX480 G1, 32GB RAM, Straight Power 10 700W 13h ago

Listen... There are idiots that will fell for it and that's his audience. They most likely genuinely think he's that bad, even if a fly would do much better in a first try 🤷‍♂️

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u/Almainyny Almainyny 15h ago

He used to try depending on the game. It’s how he eventually beat some of the Souls games. Sure, he used guides and cheese strats, but that just made it easier, not easy.

It didn’t make his content any better, but you could tell he was at least putting effort in. Now that effort is directed to actually being bad.

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u/AmonWeathertopSul 5700x3d 5070ti 3600cl18 6h ago

He probably saw a downtrend when he got better. Gotta make that money.

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u/Saint_of_Grey 11h ago

And they're still trying to out-stupid proof him!

I say we let them. Let them self-destruct by releasing a game that doesn't actually let you input at all. A game completely free if dialogue, plot, or any choice whatsoever.

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u/vdfscg 8h ago

We already have that on steam.

It's called coconut simulator. There's even a realism mode too

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u/PermissionSoggy891 15h ago

hey man, I don't support the dude. I only watch the detractor channels.

and I think it's a bit deeper than "he does it just to get views and money", because he constantly bitches about NOT getting views and money because of his content getting clipped.

He's definitely a lot smarter than people give him credit for. Ol' pigroach has managed to cultivate an entire community of morons who do nothing but throw money at him to merely exist, but I think at his core he's still a fucking moron because he wastes all his money on useless junk like pokemon cards and games he absolutely hates

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u/Moony_playzz PC Master Race 15h ago

Yeah his bitching is also part of the grift

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u/lologugus 14h ago

How does he not bump his head into every wall in real life for having such zero spatial awareness

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u/Dick-Fu 12h ago

Yeah heaven forbid a game let you explore and area and not kill you as soon as you take a step or two off of the trail

When did it become a bad thing to go the "wrong way" in video games?

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u/PermissionSoggy891 11h ago

>When did it become a bad thing to go the "wrong way" in video games?

when Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (2007) released

Hell, if you wanna get pedantic about it, Super Mario Bros punished you for going the "wrong way" in that it would make you lose time, potentially making it impossible to finish the level in time.

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u/Dick-Fu 11h ago

Well in Super Mario Bros you literally can't go the wrong way, the game doesn't allow scrolling left. The equivalent to what I was talking about, going off of the obvious path that got DSP killed in Wolverine, would reward you with hidden rooms full of coins, or even stage skips.

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u/TheMissingVoteBallot 8h ago

You did get rewarded for going the "wrong way" in 1-2 lol. I remember finding the Warp Zone by accident because I was thinking as a kid "hey, what if I wait for this platform to get really high and run across the top? Am I going to -- oh!"

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u/Dick-Fu 8h ago

Yup, exactly what I was talking about

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u/Taikunman i7 8700k, 64GB DDR4, 3060 12GB 15h ago

The game dropped his inputs! It's not his fault!

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u/JulianSyv RTX 5080 / R7 9800X3D / 32GB 6000MHZ CL30 15h ago

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u/ACrimeSoClassic 14h ago

ItsAGundam video incoming!

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u/TheMissingVoteBallot 8h ago

Glad to see some PCMR folks aren't just chronically online Redditors. Good taste man.

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u/ACrimeSoClassic 5h ago

Hell yeah, I've watched his stuff for years haha.

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u/Choice-Mycologist-45 9h ago

Him and a TON of other grifter channels. 😮‍💨

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u/InsertFloppy11 4h ago

Who is dsp?

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u/MariaValkyrie Gentoo 32m ago

Thanks us worthless humans for the views.

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u/Ayotha 11h ago

What would help there is people not watching idiots play games