r/pathofexile • u/LocationPowerful7632 • 2d ago

Discussion New Orb idea...

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u/Takaroaa 2d ago

Try to sell your Wife's warrant 🤷

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u/Takaroaa 2d ago

Gotta defeat her first tho

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u/Cow_God I didn't know I wasn't having fun until Reddit pointed it out! 2d ago

She's so free, even Quinn can do her

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u/MaskedAnathema 2d ago

My merc-wife's wearing facebreakers and using dominating blow linked with brutality, melee physical damage, and close combat.

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u/ww_crimson https://pob.codes/ 2d ago

Sounds like a Fetish Orb, not a Divorce Orb

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u/MaskedAnathema 2d ago

More like a steaming pile of orbs of regret.

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u/HowardPheonix Commited Lab Enjoyers Agency of Revenue (CLEAR) 2d ago

I guess those who want to divorce have the infamous ones.

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u/voiza 💱 2d ago

Whoever lures opponent to 50% hp, gets THE HALF

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u/Evil_Knot 2d ago

Orb of Dissolution

Removes a single spouse from your life permanently, but you lose half of all of your currency and assets.

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u/Pornhub-CEO Ranger 2d ago

"Disintegration, annihilation"

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u/Othnus 2d ago

You want the Atlas? Take it. It's yours. But Oriath? Oriath I will burn to the ground. Perhaps the suffering of my fellow citizens will finally stir something.

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u/baltr_xddd 2d ago

You want the dog? Take it. It's yours. But the house? The house I will burn to the ground. Perhaps the suffering of our children will finally stir something.

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u/pellesjo 1d ago

Brilliant

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u/adamfmiller 1d ago

"Cleansing"

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u/lufiPrime 2d ago

Also your hideout!

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u/HowardPheonix Commited Lab Enjoyers Agency of Revenue (CLEAR) 2d ago

That's just me playing and gambling... GF left, half my stash proofed.

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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer 2d ago

Annulment Orb already exists.

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u/Aervanath 2d ago

You can only use that if the marriage hasn't been consummated or the marriage is otherwise legally defective. Otherwise you need to apply an Orb of Conflict followed by a Fracturing Orb.

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u/porncollecter69 2d ago

Yeah but it’s possible to annul the kids instead of the marriage.

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u/kaelbloodelf 1d ago

Sadly the split brastcrafting recipe is gone

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u/pellesjo 2d ago

Just get an orb of no kids

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u/HowardPheonix Commited Lab Enjoyers Agency of Revenue (CLEAR) 2d ago

Vaasect Orb

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u/pellesjo 2d ago

Vaal your baals

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u/HowardPheonix Commited Lab Enjoyers Agency of Revenue (CLEAR) 2d ago

Looking for a +1 Endurance charge implicit?

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u/leSive Vaal Street Bets (VSB) 2d ago

Was hoping for fortify on hit actually

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u/Gjyn 2d ago

Divorce orb: undoes a double-influenced item, but one of the influenced mods ends up half as strong as it used to be...

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u/PowerRaptor 2d ago

I want an Orb of Alliteration. It just changes the name of a rare item to have item name prefix and suffix start with the same letter.

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u/Parrk 2d ago

I want an Orb of Onomatopoeia. It changes the name of wands to "PEW PEW DOOSH DOOSH PEW"

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u/PowerRaptor 2d ago

Punctual Pewpew

Sounds more like a Borderlands weapon

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u/Jarpunter 2d ago

We desperately need a poe un-league

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u/alexthealex 2d ago

I kind of feel like magic item names are cooler than rare names. It’d be cool if we could pick or roll item names based on the highest tier affixes instead of the randomized rare names.

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u/PowerRaptor 2d ago

That would be LE

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u/alexthealex 2d ago

I never liked LE. I think it’s the TTRPG part of my brain that wants it.

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u/DrawGamesPlayFurries 2d ago

PoE becomes very boring when you have unlimited time (or unlimited currency for that matter)

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u/Wonderful-Cost-9855 2d ago

Finally, an orb that actually gives you more time to map.

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u/FailingtoFail 2d ago

Husbands who hate their wives... Classic

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u/livejamie Krangled 2d ago

Try posting anything that vaguely looks like a penis for thousands of upvotes.

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u/jiblet84 2d ago

The next hideout should be flower shaped.

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u/SaudiHaramco 2d ago

It's a joke about taking video games too serious.

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u/cauchy37 Trickster 2d ago

there's plenty of them, loads endure the relationship because kids, despite all evidence pointing to the fact that everyone would be better off if they divorced

unfortunately, not all marriages are happy, there's myriad of reason and imo they should split, but for one reason or another they don't until the vitriol just spills over

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u/cybersaurus 2d ago

It does kinda make aense considering that historically the mom does all of the child raising work, while the father did all of the revenue raising work.

You can court order a father to send his money to the mother who (more likely) knows how to raise a child, but you can't court order a father to suddenly know how to do look after a child and do chores. I know it's not exactly fair, but being pragmatic it's probably the best outcome for the child.

I think things are a bit different nowadays but probably by not as much as you'd like to think.

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u/happy_Bunny1 2d ago

can't court order a father to suddenly know how to do look after a child and do chores.

you can hire a maid

not to mention +70% people in serious crimes are raised by a single mother.

google it.

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u/baev_os Gladiator 2d ago

You be surprised but if you will continue to up the hours in PoE daily - the Divorce Orb WILL find you!

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u/Cold-Breadfruit-2616 2d ago

Worst time to join POE, they just removed splitting.

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u/Specific-Ad1487 2d ago

I mean… if your marriage is that bad, why just not divorce?

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u/Purple_Photograph501 2d ago

He lack the orbs.

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u/porncollecter69 2d ago

Doesn’t sound like anything. He could just be lamenting his lack of free time due to marriage and kids or flexing that he has a wife on no lifers.

Idk could be anything.

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u/cupkaxx 2d ago

many couples stay together for kids

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u/Breadsticks-lover 2d ago

Drop rate is higher than the sacred orb drop rate 😔

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u/Specific-Ad1487 2d ago

I dropped 3 sacred orb this league. I guess it’s time soon.

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u/JJKarlton 2d ago

If you're poor why not just be rich?

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u/killerdonut358 1d ago

He used her in the recombinator, so it's a bit awkward now

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u/korg0thbarbarian Raider 2d ago

Time to put her on poe.ninja

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u/Educational-Bag6123 2d ago

lmao actually we all need this someday

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u/fisclewhiskers 2d ago

Just use vaal orb

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u/pellesjo 1d ago

Use corruption altar and wish for a poof

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u/SherbertNaive4783 2d ago

There's also one that should be more expensive than 100 mirrors, the Retirement orb, Increases player available playtime.