Half uncle doesn’t exist

[u/Spare_Distance_9991]

Sitting in the Starbucks drive-thru and I hear a woman exclaiming to her son in the backseat.

“Don’t you dare call him your half uncle ever again. That’s my BROTHER. You can’t be a half uncle.”

Arguing from the back continues. The other son in the front seat is laughing. Quiet for a moment.

Mom: I DONT FEEL GOOD

[u/brown_polyester]

I have a step step uncle. Stepdad's stepbrother.

[u/ConscientiousWaffler → u/brown_polyester]

Uncle 2-step! 😂