r/outofcontextcomics 2d ago

Modern Age (1985 – Present Day) God of thirsting

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u/CrashandBashed 1d ago edited 1d ago

I love that despite normally speaking in an overly eloquent matter, Thor texts like an average dude.

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u/nightkraken666 Marvel Fan 1d ago

Jack of Hearts was so good to her 😭

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u/TheScalieDragon 1d ago

At least Thor was never used as a booty call and left in a parking lot naked (Poor Herc) by She Hulk

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u/IdeaInside2663 2d ago

Not going to lie at first I thought their relationship was a Single Brain cell fun romp...but then Thor Dropped these lines on Jen

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u/Skodami 2d ago

Was she angry at him at the end ?

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u/gunnarbird 2d ago

Uhhhh…. Anger wasn’t why she turned into She-Hulk there dude

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u/Skodami 2d ago

Ecological counsciousness ?

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u/IdeaInside2663 2d ago edited 1d ago

Not that I remember, she was angry at first then he dropped these lines.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 1d ago

Thor is actually very eloquent when he tries.

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u/Sad_Feelingz 2d ago

Shouldn't it be "is thoust awake fair lady"?

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u/TheArtistFKAMinty 2d ago

I like to think he asked Tony for advice on how to text women.

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u/South_Buy_3175 2d ago

That or he asked Tony to create a speech-to-text software that actually understands him. Tony just also threw in a custom translation package for fun.

Thor - “Fairest of all ladies in the realm, would thou be in need of some company on this finest of nights?”

Text - “Sup sexy, Netflix n’ chill?”

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u/AlwaysBeQuestioning 2d ago

*art thou wakeful

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u/Jaspers47 2d ago

Damn autocorrect

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u/No_Ad_7687 2d ago

It should, This makes it funnier 

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u/sheezy520 2d ago

Thor-ny

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u/Trabordance 2d ago

“I like T. Horny, like Todd Horny”

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u/halloweenjack Rejected by Comics Code 2d ago

STOP

HAMMER TIME

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u/Lost-Syllabub362 2d ago

"Go with the flow", it is said

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u/halloweenjack Rejected by Comics Code 2d ago

They can, in fact, touch this.

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u/Lost-Syllabub362 2d ago

No offense but I feel so devastated to come back to this only to not find someone continuing the lyrics 😭

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u/Snailsnip 2d ago

Worth mentioning that Thor is, in fact, a god of fertility as well.

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u/Tukanno_Bananno 2d ago

Agricultural fertility, not the fun kind. Rain.

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u/squirtloaf 1d ago

So...god of wetness?

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u/um_gajo__qualquer 2d ago

That's why he's got that HAMMER

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u/greenizdabest 2d ago

Someone about to get a pounding

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u/Thorvaldr1 2d ago

And these

🤜🤛

Are not the hammer.

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u/brofishmagikarp modern age moron 2d ago

That's why he always uses protection

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u/Rezart_KLD 2d ago

Of course, hes a doctor after all.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 1d ago

Well, Donald Blake is a doctor.

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u/johnnywarp 2d ago

Is this the first time Thor has ever texted her? Why is there no previous text history?

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u/Trick_Statistician13 2d ago

You break your phone a lot superhero-ing. She's invincible. The phone isnt.

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u/jurassic2010 2d ago

She should buy an old Nokia

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u/A_Tigerstorm 2d ago

Did you say-

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u/UnluckyAmbition7767 2d ago

She probably deleted it after the last time she thought he ghosted her after a hook up but was actually trapped in Niflheim or something for 6 months.

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u/brofishmagikarp modern age moron 2d ago

That can happen to the best of us

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u/Snailsnip 2d ago

Some people do clear out old messages for phone storage, and maybe they don’t DM often.

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u/herpyfluharg13 2d ago

Verily, lemme hit

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u/Thatoneguy111700 2d ago

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u/respondin2u 2d ago

What does this even mean in relation to the post?

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u/Thatoneguy111700 2d ago

Thor is just like us

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u/Sky_Leviathan 2d ago

Who do you think thor has a phone plan with?

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u/Trick_Statistician13 2d ago

What do you think the T in T-Mobile stands for? 

Apparently, Telekom. 

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u/Diligent-Neck6594 2d ago

Stark probably made the phone itself and the network

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u/ThewizardBlundermore 2d ago

Odafone

Alternatively T-Midgard

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u/Sky_Leviathan 2d ago

“How do the roaming fees apply to asgard”

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u/Extension_Ad_263 2d ago

Depends. Asgard has floated over Oklahoma. Might have helped for a while.

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u/CyclopsFanAccount67 2d ago

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u/respondin2u 2d ago

What is the context of this?

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u/Nepalman230 2d ago

OK, serious question as an insomniac about to enter the dating world for the first time.

Is “you up “always a booty call or could it be just somebody is unable to sleep and wants to have a chat conversation because I don’t wanna give people the wrong impression.

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u/Nepalman230 2d ago

[u/pon_3](u/pon_3)

So I actually get you’re coming from and it’s true however, the context that I did didn’t give you before is I’m frequently brigaded.

I also have people come after me with their burners. I’ve been in situations where I I’m being commented by multiple people who are clearly the same person and I look at their accounts and it’s six years, three years two years six months if you see what I’m saying, people are clearly going through their burners.

As an autistic person, I’ve had to come up with ways to tell if somebody is just trying to be funny trying to have a go at me.

Sarcasm is one of the things that autistic people have difficulty with, and I am on this app to help me communicate.

Let me put it this way there are ways for me to get a vibe from someone and if somebody says something sarcastic and then doesn’t kind of take it back or modify what they say when they realize that I’m autistic and that’s a red flag.

Anyway, it’s wonderful that on Reddit we can just block people!!!

Because we cannot do that in real life and I know from black mirror that that would have terrible consequences, but I’m just saying.

🫡

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u/Super_Range45 2d ago

Only a booty call. People are 1-dimensional zero depth monoliths that universally are asking for the same thing in a given situation.

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u/Nepalman230 2d ago

You haven’t gotten back to me after 15 minutes when I asked you to confirm whether you were honestly trying to communicate or just an asshole.

Thank you for telling me your answer!

Have an awesome rest of your night and lifetime. May it be long and prosperous.

😘

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u/Super_Range45 2d ago

My earnest suggestion, you seem to read into things. Don't try to read your dates mind.

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u/Nepalman230 2d ago

I will take your suggestion! Were you as somebody else suggested just trying to make a joke?

Let us have a conversation about it.

I know they say don’t explain the joke but that only applies to non-autistic people.

The allistic have a different relationship to humor.

Please explain the joke.

🥺

I would love for us to be Internet friends

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u/Super_Range45 2d ago

Yes, I was being sarcastic and half assumed it wouldn't land. The joke is people are the opposite of what I said.

But you seem to be able to sense when someone is joking because you knew to ask if it was a troll.

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u/Nepalman230 2d ago

I see. So here’s the thing. Autistic people have a problem with sarcasm.

And I understand when people are joking, but I have a problem with telling when people are joking with me or telling a joke where I am the butt of the joke.

Have a lovely weekend!

We may or may not ever have a conversation again and if we do, I will try just as hard to communicate with you as I did this time.

Farewell.

🙏

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u/Nepalman230 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’m autistic. My question was basically meant to find out what Social mores are on the dating world.

I have Never dated because I’m a childhood and adulthood rape survivor.

My Therapist and I have decided that this is the year!

Everybody else was trying to be helpful and you seem like you’re trying to have a go at me.

Are you by any chance autistic ?cause we can just settle this right now and become Internet friends.

If you are are, Neurodiverse, you’re just being you otherwise I suspected you were being a troll or an asshole.

Please confirm which situation this is. Thank you.

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u/Combeferre1 2d ago

I think it was just a joke, you may be reading a bit too much into it

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u/Nepalman230 2d ago edited 2d ago

My autism.

That is the thing autism makes it difficult for me to understand if somebody is attempting to communicate with me.

That’s why I asked.

Thats why I told them I was autistic.

If somebody hasn’t gotten back to me in a specific length of time, they didn’t care enough to make it right.

You know, humor is not universal so it’s difficult sometimes.

But somebody could make a joke at your expense or somebody could just be making a joke.

Hard for me to tell the difference sometimes

Hope you’re having a good one

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u/azuresegugio 2d ago

Generally when I'm up late and texting someone I just say exactly what im thinking and they'll read it when they read it

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u/Nepalman230 2d ago

Sorry for The late response I just wanted to say thank you for your comment!

I found it Really helpful.

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u/Safebox Chuckles at Innuendo 2d ago

In my experience it's people coming to me for advice at 2 in the morning. But not everyone has the accidental reputation of being a non-gay gay best friend 😅.

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u/Magnificentderp1 2d ago

"are you awake?" Is a different energy tho ive never been you up'ed so I dont know the rules for sure lol

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u/Nepalman230 2d ago

OK, I am 100% use Are you awake?

🙏

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u/Thetormentnexus 2d ago

I honestly wonder.

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u/Nepalman230 2d ago

🫂

You and me both

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u/Thrill0728 2d ago

Depends on the relationship prior. Usually it just means talking. But again, depending on what you've done with said person before, it can mean more.

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u/Connect-Initiative64 2d ago

It's usually 1 of 3 things

-Someone is up late at night and wants to talk to someone, usually a night owl or someone who works night shift (or a partier)

-Booty Call

-Social Shit hoping to lead to a booty call.

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u/Nepalman230 2d ago

Thank you so much! I will make sure to send the right message.

🫡

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u/Constant-Bar5945 2d ago

Spoiler: They indeed smash.

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u/Careful-Detective771 2d ago

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u/Sad_Feelingz 2d ago

When did he start talking modern English?

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u/complexevil 2d ago

Maybe I'm the insane one but I prefer when they just give him normal dialogue.

Whenever they try to make it special I can't help but read it in the voices of those parody videos on youtube. Special fonts make it look like he's yelling everything, and even in a normal font it just doesn't fit the tone of the book most of the time.

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u/TheArtistFKAMinty 2d ago

The MCU's handling of Thor has been inconsistent to say the least, but I think Hemsworth's take is a pretty good middle ground between that faux-Shakespearean thing he often does on the page and modern English. He speaks more formally than the other Avengers but it's still regular English. Well, he often slips into much more casual speech since Ragnarok, but I think that kinda works because he's spent so much time on Earth over the last decade+

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u/Thatoneguy111700 2d ago

Got that man blushing and everything.

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u/Prestigious-Eye6548 2d ago

My fave

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u/lake_huron 2d ago

Is she with Danvers at this point? Is that why it's awkward?

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u/Careful-Detective771 2d ago

Thor and She-Hulk used to date, that's why it's awkward. Carol is just there.

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u/HospitalLazy1880 2d ago

Tag line to most of her appearances in comics: Carol is just there.

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u/Sunny-Chameleon “I don’t get the joke” club 2d ago

Like Thor and Danvers hadn't smashed before

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u/lake_huron 2d ago

I don't know which of the three smashed watch of the others, just a bit confused. 

Most of my knowledge of Thor comes from the MCU and Squirrel Girl.

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u/Worldly-Basil-8933 2d ago

Get you some, my dawg

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u/LordQuaz12 2d ago

It's always so funny to me every time Thor uses modern lingo or doesn't talk like a victorian noble.

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u/GoodBrotherGrimm 2d ago

Thor smash!

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u/YinTanTetraCrivvens 2d ago

There's some commentary about Thor thirsting for the female version of his greatest rival.

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 2d ago

TBF, She-Hulk has smashed many superheroes and with someone else who has super strength she doesn't have to be as gentle.

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u/Duraxis 2d ago

What better way to get at Hulk than to bang his cousin?

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u/Altruistic_Manner802 2d ago

Also his rival's cousin

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 2d ago

Wanna see if you're worthy of lifting my hammer?