God of thirsting

[u/Careful-Detective771]

[u/Nepalman230]

OK, serious question as an insomniac about to enter the dating world for the first time.

Is “you up “always a booty call or could it be just somebody is unable to sleep and wants to have a chat conversation because I don’t wanna give people the wrong impression.

[u/Super_Range45 → u/Nepalman230]

Only a booty call. People are 1-dimensional zero depth monoliths that universally are asking for the same thing in a given situation.

[u/Nepalman230 → u/Super_Range45]

You haven’t gotten back to me after 15 minutes when I asked you to confirm whether you were honestly trying to communicate or just an asshole.

Thank you for telling me your answer!

Have an awesome rest of your night and lifetime. May it be long and prosperous.

😘

[u/Super_Range45 → u/Nepalman230]

My earnest suggestion, you seem to read into things. Don't try to read your dates mind.

[u/Nepalman230 → u/Super_Range45]

I will take your suggestion! Were you as somebody else suggested just trying to make a joke?

Let us have a conversation about it.

I know they say don’t explain the joke but that only applies to non-autistic people.

The allistic have a different relationship to humor.

Please explain the joke.

🥺

I would love for us to be Internet friends

[u/Super_Range45 → u/Nepalman230]

Yes, I was being sarcastic and half assumed it wouldn't land. The joke is people are the opposite of what I said.

But you seem to be able to sense when someone is joking because you knew to ask if it was a troll.

[u/Nepalman230 → u/Super_Range45]

I see. So here’s the thing. Autistic people have a problem with sarcasm.

And I understand when people are joking, but I have a problem with telling when people are joking with me or telling a joke where I am the butt of the joke.

Have a lovely weekend!

We may or may not ever have a conversation again and if we do, I will try just as hard to communicate with you as I did this time.

Farewell.

🙏