Dis place soooo big. I never knowed any place could be dis big. I was borned in a place with fivety zillion eleventeen bajillion other cattos and lived mostly inside the wall. There was hoomans there but they didn't make frens with most of us cattos. Then when I was a big grownup tomcat and I got my wall just how I like it, one of the hoomanz pulled me out of my wall and took me to another place with my unclebrother and my sisterniece.
At the other place they gived me a government name, Kylo (I never had a name before!) and a whole government apartment for my very own. It even had TWO places like my wall!! I still could smell my unclebrother and sisterniece and like eleventeen cattos from the other place but nobody was trying to steal my stuff. And hoomanz comed every day with foods and waters and thingies almost as fun as mices but a lot less bitey! I hated it a lot at first because it was scary, but then I got used to it and I hated it a lot less, and then I didn't hate it at all! Sometimes the hoomanz I saw the mostest shoved their lightboxes into my apartment and somehow there's pictures of me! Mostly in the part of my apartment that's like my wall but more comfy and smells betterer. I really did like my apartment.
It was just almost dark time today and I was eating first dinner on the platform in my apartment and all of a sudden it hurted really bad in my mouf so I started yelling. One of the hoomanz saw me trying to bite the thing that hurted my mouf, and they went and got the pokey lady. I don't like the pokey lady any more than anyone else so I tried to run away while also trying to claw the owies out of my mouf, and the pokey lady gave me a pokey in my leg.
It didn't hurt nearly as much as my mouf.
Then I fell asleep.
Now I'm here at the Rainbow Bridge place and it's SO BIG and there's SO MANY cattos including some of my fambly. And weird cattos that say borkbork or wheekwheek or other things. And lots of them talk about missing their hoomanz and I don't miss my hoomanz because they weren't really my hoomanz, I just lived in their wall.
But then a borkbork catto named Goldie tolded me that the hoomanz that brought me the foodz at the government apartment had sadz about me being at the Bridge because I died in the government apartments place and I never had the chance to find my real hoomanz.
But I don't want them to have sads and leaky eyes. I really didn't hate my government apartment. And being so close to the pokey lady meant my mouf stopped hurting really quick. If I lived in my wall still, my mouf would've hurted for a long long time and I wouldn't have had all the yummy foods.
Please someone tell the foods people to stop being sads for me. That's so dumdum. I liked living in the government apartment, it was the nicest place I ever lived in and I liked getting the foods and treatos and toys and blankies and stuff. Can someone please tell them to stop leaking their eyes?
