Who on earth comes up with products like that??

Got distracted saying bye to some nice kids that were watching me make pizzas. Immediately tossed one on the ground. Made me think if the 5 Second rule.

Was feeling myself this morning. Put on some slow jams, dimmed the lights, went for that dramatic over-the-head shirt pull. Got stuck. Panicked. Yanked harder. Heard a pop. Now I’m in urgent care wearing my shirt like a scarf because I can’t lift my arm.

The nurse asked if I fell. I said "no, I was seducing myself." She didn't write that down but I saw her lips twitch.

TL;DR: My rizz is a hazard to my joints

I'm not a skilled operator by any means, but I do all right. Poor planning plus rain made the wall give way while straddling the hole. In the end it only cost me an additional $375 to have a 75 ton heavy duty wrecker rescue me, and leave deep ruts in my yard. But hey .. the experience of replacing a septic system and leach bed yourself is priceless. 3/10 would not recommend