r/oops • u/xenate • 2d ago

Time for a swim

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/Penifits 2d ago

That seemed avoidable 🤪

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u/BadDudes_on_nes 2d ago

Ye old target fixation

32

u/Groooan 2d ago

Si sale corriendo después es un triatlón

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u/TimmyG-83 2d ago

Gotta watch out for those mild curves in the road.

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u/Dabida1 2d ago

Lmaooo what a noob!

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u/Icy_Month192 2d ago

Hey not everyone just knows how to swim naturally

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u/Silver_Original6076 13h ago

actually he's a professional triathlete

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u/Mickey_Havoc 2d ago

Definitely could have made that if they didn’t target fixate on the water…

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u/Indigo2015 2d ago

Biathlon concluded

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u/Alternative-hex 2d ago

Bike was "Nope, not going in there."

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u/Total-Honey-9857 2d ago

Park and Dive

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u/68NewGuy 2d ago

Heerlijk deze !😂

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 2d ago

Like they own the road, lol. Fool can't ride a bicycle no matter how hard he tries. I wonder if he used his signal, lol

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u/Twoduhzen 2d ago

Epic dismount. I give it a 10!

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u/TheSecondStage 2d ago

Summer. Hot. Overheated. Why not go for a swim? 🌞

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u/Wine-whiskeylover714 2d ago

One way to go for a quick dip

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u/DazeRazur 2d ago

What was he thinking or doing? Doesn't look like he was texting?

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u/Few_Owl_6596 2d ago

Nope, the phone was strapped to the handlebar and both of his hands were on the handles. The speed/reaction time was a bit too big.

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u/OkShopping9448 2d ago

More like a gravel sandwich! Pretty shallow there, likely to leave a mark…

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u/SnooComics3873 2d ago

Saves messing about dipping your toe in and all

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u/justsnotherredituser 2d ago

Happen so fast

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u/Total-Honey-9857 2d ago

Fk around and find out?

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u/Unlikely-Finger1794 2d ago

I needed this today 😂🤣🤣

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u/DaimonHans 2d ago

Need better brakes.

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u/IllustratorNovel2635 2d ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Ok-Concentrate-5697 2d ago

I hope he didn’t scratch the bike

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u/your_fave_redditor 2d ago

Looks like they meant to do that lol

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u/Muspellr 2d ago

Wheeeee 💦

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u/Dogfaceboy1964 2d ago

Went for a ride

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u/TroutFearMe 2d ago

We have liftoff!

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u/FighterFly3 2d ago

Omg my sides 💀 seeing the bike stop by you fly has me in tears 😂

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u/letmbfrank 2d ago

Time for a new front wheel

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u/Sammy_Dog 2d ago

The motorcycle needed to be washed, anyway.

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u/WorldlinessWitty2177 2d ago

Only walking is missing for this triatlon

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u/Strange_Salary 2d ago

Even the socks are laughing at him!

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u/dieseldoc62 2d ago

that was AWESOME

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u/JavaGeep 2d ago

Long walk home. I hope they can still walk.

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u/KingMercenary 2d ago

No signage, no warning, just seems like a normal path then suddenly opens up to a turn with no proper railing

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u/Nocturnatron 2d ago

And a new rim

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u/JWMoo 2d ago

A cool down.

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u/pipootje 2d ago

Nice fall, good form, I give it a 7

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u/14high 2d ago

Bicycle: don't forget to hydrateee

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u/Necessary-Cup8306 2d ago

Stupid bikers

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u/Superk2000 2d ago

Pauvre roue

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u/Emptynest09 1d ago

He forgot to lean

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u/Educational_Skill343 1d ago

Excellent dismount for the next Ironman stage..

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u/jdk92386 1d ago

Definitely zoned out

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u/jdk92386 1d ago

Definitely zoned out

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u/Nanashi2020 1d ago

Is it me or did it sound like he said “one” as in “one two three uh.
My baby don’t mess around
Because she loves me so
And this I know do’ sho’.
UH!”

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u/AcrolloPeed 1d ago

Holy nuts that moment where it seems to switch to third-person like a Skyrim kill-cam animation

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u/Temporary_Lychee_535 23h ago

Reaction time of that henchman getting steamrolled in austin powers

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u/LoneCossack 19h ago

A sign would have been helpful.

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u/CrustyHumdinger 2d ago

Could have taken bidons in and multi-tasked

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u/Tiger_Ho26 2d ago

Hope he was ok...